Chords for Kinky Friedman - "Men's Room L.A." [Live from Austin, TX]

This will be our first Austin performance of the booger it's called men's room, LA.
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_ _ [F#m] _ _ _ _ [E] _ _
_ _ [C#m] _ _ _ _ [E] _ _
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_ _ _ I saw a picture
_ _ yesterday
_ [B] in a men's room near LA
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Lying on the floor [E] beside the throne
_ _ _ _ Had I not recognized the cross I [F#] might have failed to know the [F#m] boss
[F#] I thought Lord you look neglected
_ [B] And alone I _ _ _ [E] picked it up
With love and care.
I [B] wondered who had placed it there
[A] Then I saw there [B] was no paper
[E] on the roll
_ _ _ _ [A] I said Lord
What would you [F#m] do [E] if you was me [C#m] and I was you?
[E] Take a chance
[B] Save your pants [E] or your soul
_ _ _ _ I said _
_ _ I'm Jesus.
_ [A] I ain't square.
_ _ _ _ [E] I got these pictures
[F#] _ _ everywhere
[B] _ _
_ _ _ _ So [E] if you're hung up on the pot
feel [A] free to use my
_ favorite shop
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_ _ [E] _ _ _ _ [B] I [E] saw a picture
_ yesterday _
in [B] a men's room [A] near LA
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_ _ _ [Em] _ _ _ _ _
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_ _ Ready a little truck stop booger right now
_ This one goes out to all the blue ball truck drivers out on the highways tonight
It's a big favorite of all us boy chicks little jeepers gonna play the Titano accordion on this one now _ _ _ _ _ _ _
That's a good question.
Now.
We're one of the few major groups that does use the Titano accordion now
Jeeper to you already on this particular number.
You bet I am kinky
_ _ [F] Fantastic is your microphone working there boy chick?
_ _ There you be there you be all right very nice _ _ _ _
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_ _ _ _ Crack me up every time he's good.
Hey crack me crack me a p.m. You _
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_ _ _ [F] _ _ _ _ _
_ It's [A#m] very hard to tune when you have the tampon on the guitar
_ _ _ [F] _ _ _ _ _
_ _ Of _ course we transcend your mere musical casino now this evening
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