Chords for Kissing Candice - BUS INVADERS Ep. 839 [Mayhem Edition 2015]

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Hey, what's going on guys?
I'm Joey from Kissing Canvas and this is our tour manager Dom.
What's going on?
And we're going to show you what it's like to live on Rockstar Mayhem Fest [Ab] in number 3, our van.
Also, Dom is addicted to Febreze, [C] so anytime anything smells, he Febrezes it.
[E] So, come on and take a look.
Okay, so the [G] exterior, we have our Hello Kitty sun visor to keep the heat out.
We took this from Pizza Hut, the flavor of now.
Like that, there we go.
And of course, you need the badass [D] stone cold to always be able to ride [E] the shotgun with.
[G] So, if you want to find us at Rockstar [D] Mayhem, just look for the van with the Hello Kitty.
[Bb] And let's go take a look inside.
So, this is the front [Ab] area, the cockpit, I like to call it.
We have all of our little notes.
Turn off the power inverter under the seat.
Put up the front sun visor.
Turn on [Eb] the towing mechanism.
And of course, stay awake, you dumbass, when you're driving.
[Ab] It's pretty standard up here.
We've got an endless supply of Rockstar on the tour.
[F] You've got to keep that smelling.
Of course, nothing is [Ab]
complete [D] without our Bible of DVDs.
So, [F] yeah, that's pretty much [Ab] the standard front lounge area.
Let's head to the back.
_ [F] _ So, [Ab] this is _ [Eb] our front area here.
Well, should I say mid-session here.
We've got our [C] flag up here [Eb] to kind of block the driver and passenger.
We have endless amounts of blankets and [Gb] backpacks that kind of make everything [Eb] nice and cozy.
We've got one bench which you can sit on to watch some movies.
Right now, we've got Troll 2 in there, which is constantly always playing in here.
We've also got a mattress lining [F] on the bottom here so we can chill out and actually lay [Eb] down and be comfortable.
Yeah, it's kind of comfy, you know, a little bouncy.
Up here, we sleep two.
Of course, this is my little [Abm] pony pillow that probably smells like shit or [F] did.
We've got all sorts of [Db] random masks that are always laying around.
We [N] keep these laying around, but they never get used.
Yeah, they're just never.
They're just [Db] always there.
Yeah, usually we sleep one on [Ab] here and two down here.
Normally, Walt's up there and either myself or Pac-Man or a new drummer.
Yeah, and [G] usually in the front here, we'll lay somebody across the two seats.
Mainly, it's one, one, and one, and then [Ebm] two up here.
[D] I'll take you guys around the back.
[F] Come on this way.
_ [D] _ What do we have here?
[Db] This is Ripo.
He plays bass.
He'll tell you [G] about his dungeon down there.
This is the dungeon down here.
This is where I keep [Eb] all my swords and whatnot.
This is also where [G] me and our [Eb] guitarist Dreamer sleep down here.
We fill it with all sorts of shelving and whatnot.
We've got [Bb] Yoda over there to keep everyone [Ab] safe.
All that.
This is actually pretty sturdy when they're sleeping down there and you're [Eb] driving kind of fast.
It wobbles back and forth, but you like it down there.
[Bbm] He got this [D] kick-ass sword from our friend Derek.
He's just [G] kind of sleeping with that thing every day.
[Gm] We've got a bottle of cold cock whiskey down there.
Cold cock always helps you out.
Always drink that.
Drink it.
Make sure you wash it out.
Keep the feet nice [F] and not smelly.
We've got all of our [C] DVDs back there.
Reading material.
Currently reading the Artie Wang biography.
Then just [G] pillows over here.
Dreamer loves video games.
[G] He's got all sorts of video game shit over there.
Yeah, we've got the Ghostblade.
[Eb] He also has a lot of protein and stuff.
What else you got?
Ghostblade.
Oh yeah, yeah.
Show them all the protein.
He's got all sorts of protein in there.
[Fm] Keep his muscles nice and big.
[Ab] We've got that.
Look at this.
We've got that too, [F] man.
Fly traps.
[Fm] It's pretty standard stuff.
We'll take [Gm] a look at our trailer.
Our dressing room [F] slash trailer.
[G] So, what kind of happens here.
We have [F] our costumes that kind of hang out.
When we do off shows and there's no dressing room, we'll get dressed in here.
We have [G] our portable dressing room, which is [C] our makeup.
All kinds of [F] different bloods.
[Eb] I personally use this on all my stinky stage clothes because it works [A] so good.
It smells like a girl.
[G] Of course, you've got to have just random fireworks to always just [F] shoot off and have a good time with.
[Eb]
Again, just more random stuff in the dressing room.
We've got [F] our old [G] masks here, just in case we need to make an appearance.
Face smells.
Somebody's [F] got to fabrize the shit out of them.
[Eb] More Rockstar always laying around.
[E] And we'll come around the back here.
[C] And we've got some friends hanging out.
[G] We've got Walt, our guitar player there that likes to play guitar and smoke cigarettes.
Walt, say hello.
[D] Walt, you saw our van, you saw our trailer.
[E] And it's time for us to get [C] on stage and [N] rock and roll.
See you guys later.