Chords for Know Your Bandmate! (with Sloan)

_ Hey [G] everybody, I'm Chris.
[Bb] And my name is Jay, and we both [Db] play in the band [A] S'Long.
_ _ [D] _ [Gb] I know how this works.
So [D] you're asking me the question, and [G] he's going to write down the answer, and hopefully [D] my answer.
Right.
I didn't watch the dating [E] game much growing up, so.
I just bought [Ab] you season [A] one.
_ _ _ [G] Okay, I think I have an answer.
[D] I [G] don't know, it's a toss-up.
[D] I would say I Can Feel [Gb] It.
[Bm] Good one. _ _
_ [D] _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ [A] _ _ _ _ [Bm] _ _
It's a ballad, [D] and that's about the [Gm] maximum amount of _
[Ab] decibels.
That's about as rocking [B] as I get.
The verses were kind of more [D] melancholy, [G] and the chords go down in the verse.
And then the chorus is more [Abm] uplifting, and the chords actually go up.
And I think [Bm] that's apparently_
That's [D] what I had.
I wrote exactly [Gb] that.
_ [G] Apparently it's a Brian Wilson [Bb] trick, even though Patrick is [A] not a big [E] Beach Boys fan.
[Gb] Prefers Brian Johnson.
[Gbm] Whoever that is.
[E] Singer from ACDC.
[G] _ _
_ _ _ [E] _ Oh, gosh, that is hard.
[G] _ [A] Are you done yet?
_ [B] Are you drawing it?
[G] Okay, go ahead.
[E] I rarely see Chris eat [D] hot dogs.
I'm going to say relish.
I [B] went with hamburger. _ _
_ [D] I think the real answer is ketchup.
[Gm] Yeah, I guess so, yeah.
That's [Ab] the traditional answer.
But [G] the question was so dumb.
[Ab] I should have said [G] french fries.
_ _ _ [Bb] _ _
[C] I don't know how to_
it's [A] not a song.
I [Gb] have to sing it.
We'll [G] sing it at the same time.
[Dm] Two, three, four.
_ [A] _ _ _ Is it that one?
Yes, [E] he plays it every five minutes.
[D] I don't know.
I had one that I kind [G] of like the riff of.
Tell [Bb] me and I'll see if I agree. _ _
_ [Gm] _ _ _ _ [Bb] _ _ _
_ [Cm] _ _ _ _ _ _ _
[E] Awesome.
_ _ _ [G] _ _ _
_ _ _ What's the longest riff you have?
_ [D] _ _ [G] _ [E] I know my best bass riff.
_ Okay.
[G] _ [D] _ It's difficult.
I think Chris is [G] an excellent bass player.
But I really think that his bass playing on a new song on a new record called Three Sisters is a really good bass riff. _ _
[E] What did you put?
[Gm] _ Follow [Bb] the Leader. _
_ [F] _ _ [Bb] _ _ _ [Eb] _ _
_ _ _ [Gm] _ _ [F] _ [Bb] _ _
_ [Gm] _ _ [Gb] Three Sisters, I feel like I was just_
It's not a real [Bbm] riff, but you play a lot of really good [C] parts on it.
Three Sisters, thank [B] you, Jay.
But really [Am] what I was doing on [Ab] Three Sisters was sort of like copying [Gm] your piano [E] left hand.
Oh, really?
Hamburger.
I should have [A] chosen hamburger. _
_ _ _ _ [G] You know what?
It might be.
It still exists.
Sorry. _ _ _ _ _
[D] _ _ _ [G] _ [E] _ _ _
The Great Hall [D] on Queen Street East.
[Bm] Queen Street West.
[G] I haven't said anything.
[Bb] Oh, sorry.
[A] You're such a moron.
I thought you meant that because in 1990 I came up here to see Sonic Youth play at the Great Hall.
And I remember talking to [Ab] Andrew.
And Chris had been talking to Andrew, our drummer.
I [A] remember saying, hey, are you going to come back sometime soon?
We're going to [E] play maybe music with Chris.
And he was like, yeah, I can't wait.
And he came back like a few months later and [G] the song started.
_ That's why [D] that venue has_
I was going to say, but I couldn't even think of what it was called.
It was like the Mike Bullard venue, whatever that's called.
Oh, the Masonic Temple.
Especially [G] when you went upstairs to_
Have you ever been [Ab] upstairs when it was a Masonic Temple?
[Bb] And it was like the big thing on the floor that the light came out of or whatever?
Well, [Gm] we're all Masons.
It was great because we could also [A] worship there.
You [Dm] _ _ never write it down and say [G] it, which you've been doing.
Ready. _
[Dm] _ Are you [Gm] all set?
[E] I think it was being [D] splashed with water right before [G] we played a show.
[C] Was I right?
No, but [G] that might have been_
[C] Okay, then it's pizza at 2 a [A].m.
[Gb] Right, that happens all the time.
[C] The third one is losing your voice [E] before a show.
That's every [A] night.
This is shirt ripped off in Mosh Pit.
Oh, [Bm] shit.
That's right.
Sorry.
Rats.
That's right.
I [Bbm] do remember that.
I think there's [E] video footage of that, [Gb] isn't there?
Great.
[Ab] But the thing that Jay's referencing was a [D] 1999 show in New [G] York and the place was packed.
And I had just come from mastering our live album and I was tired and I was hungry.
I was [Gb] like, should I eat now?
I was just about to go on and I didn't laugh at somebody's joke.
[A] So they threw a full glass of [G] freezing cold water right in my face just as we were going on.
So I took a [C] full [G] beer bottle and smashed it in a [Ab] _ _ metal garbage can.
Did you really?
I wouldn't have smashed it on [Bbm] the floor because I'm too [Fm] responsible.
It wasn't a telephone?
You decided not to do it with a telephone?
That was [Gm] earlier.
[C] I'm just kidding.
I've known [A] him a long time. _
[Bb] _ _ [G] Hamburglar.
[C] _ _ Thank you for having us and [E] I'm sorry I don't [G] understand game show.
Policy, policy.
[D] Wait, what [G] about the hot dog-ler?
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