Chords for Koo Koo - Everybody Poops (Dance-A-Long)

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[B] _ _ _ [C] _ _ _ [G] _ _
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[B] _ _ _ [C] _ _ _ [G] So what the heck were [C] you thinking?
[G] It's gotta come out, [C] there's no reason, [Eb] no power, I [G] can't believe _ _ [C] you're embarrassed. _
[G] Moving is fun, just flush when you're done.
It's a [A] well [C]-known fact, _ [G] a simple natural act, _ it [C] must pass [A] through [G] your tract _ [A] on the daily.
_ [D] _ _ _ [G] _ _
_ _ Everybody [C] poops, wrong.
[G] _ Everybody _ [C] poops, wrong.
[G] _ Everybody _ [C] poops, wrong.
[A] Eventually.
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[B] _ _ _ [Em] _ [C] _ _ [G] _ _
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[B] _ _ _ [C] _ _ _ [G] It might suck, _ _ [C] _ constipation, _
[G] _ fiber's the trick to [C] making [G] it slick or possibly _ _ [C] diarrhea. _ _
[G] It's all leaky and wet, you're stuck [Ab] on the [D] toilet.
[G] You're waiting [A] in [G] the queue. _
Your face is turning blue.
[D] You [G] must go [A] number [C] two _ [G]
[A] in a _ _ [D] _ [B] hurry.
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_ Everybody _ [C] poops, wrong.
[G] _ Everybody _ [C] poops, wrong.
[G] _ Everybody _ [C] poops, wrong.
[A] Eventually.
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[B] _ _ _ _ [C] _ _ [G] _ _
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Girls poop and boys poop and dogs poop and cats poop too.
You know it's true. _ _
Big turds and wet turds and small turds and round turds too.
_ Floating balloon. _ _
Mom's poop and dad's [E] poop and whale's poop and you [B] poop too.
You [C] know you do. _
[G] It's sloppy and icky [E] and sticky and drippy [B] too.
It's [C] not taboo. _
Cuz [G] _ everybody [C] poops.
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Everybody _ _ [A] poops. _ _
[G] _ Everybody _ [C] poops. _
[N] Eventually.
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[G] _ Everybody _ [C] poops, wrong.
[G] _ Everybody _ [C] poops, wrong.
[G] _ Everybody _ [C] poops, wrong. [A] Completely!
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[G] _ Everybody!
_ Oops! _
Oops! _ _ _ _ _ _ _
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