Chords for L'agence des amants de Madame Müller (Remastered)

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One day, _ one day or another, _ _ _ _ I know the police will come to my house for a dark death story
_ _ or to provide me with yogurts and blueberries, _ _ _ unless it is _ _ _ rather for _ the case [A] of this Madame Mueller.
_ _ _ [G] _ _ _ [C] In a fit of rage, _ I will throw my cats out the window on the 12th floor, _ I will put my
children in my wife's belly _ _ and I will tell them,
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I am not _ [G] Madame Mueller's husband, _
_ _ [C] _ _ I have been on [G] the verge of death for a long time.
_ _ [Ab] _ _ [G] Think of _ [Abm] _ [E] Madame [C] Mueller's lovers. _
_ _ _ _ _ _ Police officers, _ I am just a poor musician, _ _ I play the flute in a free jazz orchestra.
_ _ _ You are a bit of a barjot, but _ I am a bit of a naze.
_ _ _ _ [Db] But [D] what are you doing?
[Ebm] _ What are you doing?
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Are you crazy?
[F] Are you crazy?
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No!
_ _ [Gm] No!
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Stop!
_ _ [Am] Stop!
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_ _ [A] _ Stop!
Hey, _ [C] _ _
_ _ _ it's me, _ _ _ _ _ Mr.
Commissioner.
_ You know, _ it's not easy to live in society every day, when you have a little _ _ imagination.
_ [Cm] _ _ _ [C] Mr.
Commissioner, _ I am a naze, _ but _ Mr.
Commissioner, _ _ who does not _ have his naze?
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No, _ [C] _ _ _ _ _
_ I am not Madame Mueller's husband, [G] _
[B] _ _ _ [C] _ I have not [G] been his lover for a long time.
_ Find out [Gm] _
[G] at _ _ Madame [C] Mueller's lovers' agency.
I _ _ _ _ have no _ _ alibi.
That night, _ I was on a bad note. _ _
_ _ _ _ _ I was in a bar over there and I had asked a pack of cigarettes and three 100-dollar
stamps to post letters to some friends.
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[Eb] She came in [Bb] at that precise moment.
_ _ Our eyes _ [D]
met.
_ _ [Am] _ Inside, _ [C] _
_ _ _ I cracked, _ _ _ _ I cracked, _
_ _ [G] _ [C] I cracked. _
_ _ I stuck my right arm on my pack of cigarettes and I smoked my letters.
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[Gb] I _ [D] _ _ [C] _ _ _ _
_ _ am not [G] Madame Mueller's husband, [C] _ _ I have not [G]
been his lover for a long time.
_ _ Find out at _ [Ab] _ Madame [C] Mueller's lovers' agency.
_ [Eb] _ _ [C] Mr.
President, _ _ _ this unimaginable and mysterious [G] stranger was dressed in a pastel _ -colored
suit, a denim jacket cut into a package fabric, [C] _ manufactured by the arms of the Saint-Etienne cycle.
_ When our eyes _ _ met, _ I simply said a few words.
Tell me who I am.
I will tell you [Cm] who I am. _
[G] _ _ _ _ [C] _ She answered me.
_ [Eb] _ _ Take me, _ _ _ [Gm] _ take _ me, _ _ [D] _ _ take me.
_ [C] _ So I took her and our bodies mingled on the pituitary of the [F] sidewalk in front of
the [C] eyes torn and agar of the signs. _
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[E] I _ [C] _ am not _ [G] Madame Mueller's husband, _ [Db] _ _ [C] I have not [G] been his [Gb] lover for a long time.
[G] _ _ Find out _ at _ _ Madame [Gm] Mueller's lovers' agency. _ _ _ _ _ _
Between these four walls, _ _ I really don't know [G] what to do to calm my [Gm] boredom.
_ _ _ _ Of course, _ _ [N] twice a day a nurse enters my cell to check and stamp my ticket.
_ _ [G] _ _ _ [Ab] But _ _ to pass the time, _ _ _ _ I only have _ _ _ _ [Gb] this [Gm] memory. _ _
_ _ _ _ [Cm] _ This _ memory.
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This _ memory. _ _ _
_ _ This memory. This memory. _ _
This memory. _ _ _ _ _
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