Chords for Lady Dimitrescu Sings A Song (Resident Evil 8 Village Parody)
Tempo:
126.65 bpm
Chords used:
Em
Am
C
A
E
Tuning:Standard Tuning (EADGBE)Capo:+0fret
Start Jamming...
[Em] [C] [F#]
[Bm] Where is [Em] that pathetic little man?
[B] I would love to show him around.
[Em] Welcome to my castle, [Am] tiny, weak little Ethan.
I [E] can't wait [Em] to slice your neck and turn you [A] into a red [C] fountain.
[Em] Opulate them, grand, or bow down [Am] to me, or incline.
[Em] You're looking for your daughter, I [Am] think you'd rather meet mine.
[Em] Oh, daughters, come hither.
[C] My Cassandra, Bella, Daniela, [B] our Ethan [Em] has got away.
Go [C] and bring [B] him back to me.
[Em] But don't bring all his blood, you know [Am] who's needed for the ceremony.
Mother [Em] will be most disappointed, and we [A] don't want to make her [Am] angry.
[E] Broken pieces everywhere, [A] you're making such a [C] mess.
[E] I'll have to get the mailmaids in.
[A] Oh wait, they're all dead.
[E] Welcome to my castle, [Am] tiny, weak little Ethan.
[Em] I can't wait to slice your neck and turn you [Am] into a red fountain.
[Em] Opulate them, grand, or [A] bow down to me, or [E] incline.
You're looking [Em] for your daughter, I think [Am] you'd rather meet mine.
[G] You're [Em] starting to make me mad, Ethan,
[C] [F#] dodging my attacks.
[Em] Your only option is running and [C] hiding [F#] like a rat.
[Em]
I got a fresh manicure this morning, I'm [Am] scorching some barley names.
Come take a [Em] look, my darling, [Am] and get impaled.
[Em] Broken pieces everywhere, [A] you're making such [C] a mess.
[Em] I'll have to get the mailmaids in.
[A] Oh wait, they're [Dm] all dead.
[Em] Welcome to my castle, tiny, [Am] weak little Ethan.
I [Em] can't wait to slice your neck and turn [A] you into a red [C] fountain.
[Em] Opulate them, grand, or bow [A] down to me, or incline.
[G] [Em] You're looking for your daughter, I think [Am] you'd rather meet mine.
[E] I see the way that you look, [A] angel.
[C] But [E] just you wait until you see [A] my final [C] form.
[E]
[Am] [E]
[A] [C]
[E] [N] Now, why do we love Jennifer Victor?
Because she gets into character and she kills those vocals every single time.
She even became a vampire for this song.
She went out into the streets, killed and maimed hundreds of people.
Ate them all.
She's [D] crazy.
She's actually in a competition at the moment, CBC Toyota [Em] Searchlight,
a Canadian competition where you can vote for her.
And in fact, I'm going [N] to ask you to please do that right now.
All you have to do is go into the [D] description, click the link, it'll take you to a voting screen,
just type in her name, Jennifer, and she'll pop up near the top.
You just go down to the bottom of that screen,
you click vote.
You don't have to enter in any details or anything.
Very easy.
I mean, you may as well, because she provided us with these [G] incredible vocals.
Thank you very much, Jennifer Victor.
[N] Please go and subscribe to her and check out her videos as well.
You might find this interesting, but I've actually played every single Resident Evil, every single main Resident Evil,
since they came out in like 1992 or whatever it was.
I played the Resident Evil 1 when I was 12,
and I don't know how I completed it because I was terrified.
The only one that I never completed was Resident Evil 3 Nemesis.
I absolutely hated that guy, like following me around everywhere.
The thing is, that is kind of their thing now,
that they have that in every single game, being chased around.
I haven't actually played Village because I just haven't had time,
so I watched a playthrough of Jack Frag's doing it, and it's amazing as always.
If you haven't played the game,
I really recommend playing the game.
It's got some incredibly scary moments, like the baby bit that is awesome.
Well, it's gross, but it's pretty cool to get your heart racing like that.
Okay, Etch has got a Rodan and [Em] a Mortal Kombat song, I think, for the rest of the week.
I [N] will see you.
Bye.
[F#] The light has gone [A#] wild, the dark [D#] comes, and the sound is [B] in your head.
[F#] The game has a year [A#] to call, and you're not sure [B] now.
Ha [G#] ha ha ha.
[F#] The light has gone [A#] wild, the dark [D#] comes, and your thoughts are [B] screaming
[Bm] Where is [Em] that pathetic little man?
[B] I would love to show him around.
[Em] Welcome to my castle, [Am] tiny, weak little Ethan.
I [E] can't wait [Em] to slice your neck and turn you [A] into a red [C] fountain.
[Em] Opulate them, grand, or bow down [Am] to me, or incline.
[Em] You're looking for your daughter, I [Am] think you'd rather meet mine.
[Em] Oh, daughters, come hither.
[C] My Cassandra, Bella, Daniela, [B] our Ethan [Em] has got away.
Go [C] and bring [B] him back to me.
[Em] But don't bring all his blood, you know [Am] who's needed for the ceremony.
Mother [Em] will be most disappointed, and we [A] don't want to make her [Am] angry.
[E] Broken pieces everywhere, [A] you're making such a [C] mess.
[E] I'll have to get the mailmaids in.
[A] Oh wait, they're all dead.
[E] Welcome to my castle, [Am] tiny, weak little Ethan.
[Em] I can't wait to slice your neck and turn you [Am] into a red fountain.
[Em] Opulate them, grand, or [A] bow down to me, or [E] incline.
You're looking [Em] for your daughter, I think [Am] you'd rather meet mine.
[G] You're [Em] starting to make me mad, Ethan,
[C] [F#] dodging my attacks.
[Em] Your only option is running and [C] hiding [F#] like a rat.
[Em]
I got a fresh manicure this morning, I'm [Am] scorching some barley names.
Come take a [Em] look, my darling, [Am] and get impaled.
[Em] Broken pieces everywhere, [A] you're making such [C] a mess.
[Em] I'll have to get the mailmaids in.
[A] Oh wait, they're [Dm] all dead.
[Em] Welcome to my castle, tiny, [Am] weak little Ethan.
I [Em] can't wait to slice your neck and turn [A] you into a red [C] fountain.
[Em] Opulate them, grand, or bow [A] down to me, or incline.
[G] [Em] You're looking for your daughter, I think [Am] you'd rather meet mine.
[E] I see the way that you look, [A] angel.
[C] But [E] just you wait until you see [A] my final [C] form.
[E]
[Am] [E]
[A] [C]
[E] [N] Now, why do we love Jennifer Victor?
Because she gets into character and she kills those vocals every single time.
She even became a vampire for this song.
She went out into the streets, killed and maimed hundreds of people.
Ate them all.
She's [D] crazy.
She's actually in a competition at the moment, CBC Toyota [Em] Searchlight,
a Canadian competition where you can vote for her.
And in fact, I'm going [N] to ask you to please do that right now.
All you have to do is go into the [D] description, click the link, it'll take you to a voting screen,
just type in her name, Jennifer, and she'll pop up near the top.
You just go down to the bottom of that screen,
you click vote.
You don't have to enter in any details or anything.
Very easy.
I mean, you may as well, because she provided us with these [G] incredible vocals.
Thank you very much, Jennifer Victor.
[N] Please go and subscribe to her and check out her videos as well.
You might find this interesting, but I've actually played every single Resident Evil, every single main Resident Evil,
since they came out in like 1992 or whatever it was.
I played the Resident Evil 1 when I was 12,
and I don't know how I completed it because I was terrified.
The only one that I never completed was Resident Evil 3 Nemesis.
I absolutely hated that guy, like following me around everywhere.
The thing is, that is kind of their thing now,
that they have that in every single game, being chased around.
I haven't actually played Village because I just haven't had time,
so I watched a playthrough of Jack Frag's doing it, and it's amazing as always.
If you haven't played the game,
I really recommend playing the game.
It's got some incredibly scary moments, like the baby bit that is awesome.
Well, it's gross, but it's pretty cool to get your heart racing like that.
Okay, Etch has got a Rodan and [Em] a Mortal Kombat song, I think, for the rest of the week.
I [N] will see you.
Bye.
[F#] The light has gone [A#] wild, the dark [D#] comes, and the sound is [B] in your head.
[F#] The game has a year [A#] to call, and you're not sure [B] now.
Ha [G#] ha ha ha.
[F#] The light has gone [A#] wild, the dark [D#] comes, and your thoughts are [B] screaming
Key:
Em
Am
C
A
E
Em
Am
C
_ [Em] _ _ _ _ [C] _ _ [F#] _
_ _ [Bm] Where is [Em] that pathetic little man?
[B] I would love to show him around.
[Em] Welcome to my castle, [Am] tiny, weak little Ethan.
I [E] can't wait [Em] to slice your neck and turn you [A] into a red [C] fountain.
_ [Em] _ Opulate them, grand, or bow down [Am] to me, or incline.
[Em] You're looking for your daughter, I [Am] think you'd rather meet mine.
[Em] Oh, daughters, come hither.
[C] My Cassandra, Bella, Daniela, [B] our Ethan [Em] has got away.
Go [C] and bring [B] him back to me.
[Em] But don't bring all his blood, you know [Am] who's needed for the ceremony.
Mother [Em] will be most disappointed, and we [A] don't want to make her [Am] angry.
_ [E] Broken pieces everywhere, [A] you're making such a [C] mess.
[E] I'll have to get the mailmaids in.
[A] Oh wait, they're all dead. _
[E] Welcome to my castle, [Am] tiny, weak little Ethan.
[Em] I can't wait to slice your neck and turn you [Am] into a red fountain.
_ _ [Em] Opulate them, grand, or [A] bow down to me, or [E] incline. _
You're looking [Em] for your daughter, I think [Am] you'd rather meet mine.
[G] You're [Em] starting to make me mad, Ethan, _
[C] [F#] dodging my attacks.
[Em] Your only option is running and [C] hiding [F#] like a rat.
[Em]
I got a fresh manicure this morning, I'm [Am] scorching some barley names.
Come take a [Em] look, my darling, [Am] and get impaled.
_ [Em] _ Broken pieces everywhere, [A] you're making such [C] a mess.
[Em] I'll have to get the mailmaids in.
[A] Oh wait, they're [Dm] all dead.
[Em] Welcome to my castle, tiny, [Am] weak little Ethan.
I [Em] can't wait to slice your neck and turn [A] you into a red [C] fountain. _
[Em] Opulate them, grand, or bow [A] down to me, or incline.
[G] _ [Em] You're looking for your daughter, I think [Am] you'd rather meet mine.
_ [E] I see the way that you look, [A] angel.
_ [C] But [E] just you wait until you see [A] my final [C] form.
_ [E] _ _ _ _ _ _
[Am] _ _ _ _ _ [E] _ _ _
_ _ [A] _ _ _ _ [C] _ _
[E] _ _ _ [N] _ Now, why do we love Jennifer Victor?
Because she gets into character and she kills those vocals every single time.
She even became a vampire for this song.
She went out into the streets, killed and maimed hundreds of people.
Ate them all.
She's [D] crazy.
She's actually in a competition at the moment, CBC Toyota [Em] Searchlight,
a Canadian competition where you can vote for her.
And in fact, I'm going [N] to ask you to please do that right now.
All you have to do is go into the [D] description, click the link, it'll take you to a voting screen,
just type in her name, Jennifer, and she'll pop up near the top.
You just go down to the bottom of that screen,
you click vote.
You don't have to enter in any details or anything.
Very easy.
I mean, you may as well, because she provided us with these [G] incredible vocals.
Thank you very much, Jennifer Victor.
[N] Please go and subscribe to her and check out her videos as well.
You might find this interesting, but I've actually played every single Resident Evil, every single main Resident Evil,
since they came out in like 1992 or whatever it was.
I played the Resident Evil 1 when I was 12,
and I don't know how I completed it because I was terrified.
The only one that I never completed was Resident Evil 3 Nemesis.
I absolutely hated that guy, like following me around everywhere.
The thing is, that is kind of their thing now,
that they have that in every single game, being chased around.
I haven't actually played Village because I just haven't had time,
so I watched a playthrough of Jack Frag's doing it, and it's amazing as always.
If you haven't played the game,
I really recommend playing the game.
It's got some incredibly scary moments, like the baby bit that is awesome.
Well, it's gross, but it's pretty cool to get your heart racing like that.
Okay, Etch has got a Rodan and [Em] a Mortal Kombat song, I think, for the rest of the week.
I [N] will see you. _ _
_ _ _ Bye.
[F#] _ The light has gone [A#] wild, the dark [D#] comes, and the sound is [B] in your head.
[F#] The game has a year [A#] to call, and you're not sure [B] now.
Ha [G#] ha ha ha.
[F#] _ The light has gone [A#] wild, the dark [D#] comes, and your thoughts are [B] screaming
_ _ [Bm] Where is [Em] that pathetic little man?
[B] I would love to show him around.
[Em] Welcome to my castle, [Am] tiny, weak little Ethan.
I [E] can't wait [Em] to slice your neck and turn you [A] into a red [C] fountain.
_ [Em] _ Opulate them, grand, or bow down [Am] to me, or incline.
[Em] You're looking for your daughter, I [Am] think you'd rather meet mine.
[Em] Oh, daughters, come hither.
[C] My Cassandra, Bella, Daniela, [B] our Ethan [Em] has got away.
Go [C] and bring [B] him back to me.
[Em] But don't bring all his blood, you know [Am] who's needed for the ceremony.
Mother [Em] will be most disappointed, and we [A] don't want to make her [Am] angry.
_ [E] Broken pieces everywhere, [A] you're making such a [C] mess.
[E] I'll have to get the mailmaids in.
[A] Oh wait, they're all dead. _
[E] Welcome to my castle, [Am] tiny, weak little Ethan.
[Em] I can't wait to slice your neck and turn you [Am] into a red fountain.
_ _ [Em] Opulate them, grand, or [A] bow down to me, or [E] incline. _
You're looking [Em] for your daughter, I think [Am] you'd rather meet mine.
[G] You're [Em] starting to make me mad, Ethan, _
[C] [F#] dodging my attacks.
[Em] Your only option is running and [C] hiding [F#] like a rat.
[Em]
I got a fresh manicure this morning, I'm [Am] scorching some barley names.
Come take a [Em] look, my darling, [Am] and get impaled.
_ [Em] _ Broken pieces everywhere, [A] you're making such [C] a mess.
[Em] I'll have to get the mailmaids in.
[A] Oh wait, they're [Dm] all dead.
[Em] Welcome to my castle, tiny, [Am] weak little Ethan.
I [Em] can't wait to slice your neck and turn [A] you into a red [C] fountain. _
[Em] Opulate them, grand, or bow [A] down to me, or incline.
[G] _ [Em] You're looking for your daughter, I think [Am] you'd rather meet mine.
_ [E] I see the way that you look, [A] angel.
_ [C] But [E] just you wait until you see [A] my final [C] form.
_ [E] _ _ _ _ _ _
[Am] _ _ _ _ _ [E] _ _ _
_ _ [A] _ _ _ _ [C] _ _
[E] _ _ _ [N] _ Now, why do we love Jennifer Victor?
Because she gets into character and she kills those vocals every single time.
She even became a vampire for this song.
She went out into the streets, killed and maimed hundreds of people.
Ate them all.
She's [D] crazy.
She's actually in a competition at the moment, CBC Toyota [Em] Searchlight,
a Canadian competition where you can vote for her.
And in fact, I'm going [N] to ask you to please do that right now.
All you have to do is go into the [D] description, click the link, it'll take you to a voting screen,
just type in her name, Jennifer, and she'll pop up near the top.
You just go down to the bottom of that screen,
you click vote.
You don't have to enter in any details or anything.
Very easy.
I mean, you may as well, because she provided us with these [G] incredible vocals.
Thank you very much, Jennifer Victor.
[N] Please go and subscribe to her and check out her videos as well.
You might find this interesting, but I've actually played every single Resident Evil, every single main Resident Evil,
since they came out in like 1992 or whatever it was.
I played the Resident Evil 1 when I was 12,
and I don't know how I completed it because I was terrified.
The only one that I never completed was Resident Evil 3 Nemesis.
I absolutely hated that guy, like following me around everywhere.
The thing is, that is kind of their thing now,
that they have that in every single game, being chased around.
I haven't actually played Village because I just haven't had time,
so I watched a playthrough of Jack Frag's doing it, and it's amazing as always.
If you haven't played the game,
I really recommend playing the game.
It's got some incredibly scary moments, like the baby bit that is awesome.
Well, it's gross, but it's pretty cool to get your heart racing like that.
Okay, Etch has got a Rodan and [Em] a Mortal Kombat song, I think, for the rest of the week.
I [N] will see you. _ _
_ _ _ Bye.
[F#] _ The light has gone [A#] wild, the dark [D#] comes, and the sound is [B] in your head.
[F#] The game has a year [A#] to call, and you're not sure [B] now.
Ha [G#] ha ha ha.
[F#] _ The light has gone [A#] wild, the dark [D#] comes, and your thoughts are [B] screaming