Chords for Lady GaGa "Born This Way" Parody

_ _ [G#m] _ _ It doesn't matter if you love men or have a fat hairy chin chin chin chin
_ Just put your paws up cuz I was born this way, baby
[B] _ _ _
_ _ _ _ [F#] _ _ _ _
[E] _ _ _ _ [B] _ _ _ _
[F#] _ _ _ _ My mommy told me when I was young I was born with the wrong body parts
_ _ She rolled my hair and put my lipstick [E] on she pinched my nipples hard
Ouch don't mom.
_ You were born to be [E] a trendy star.
She said [Bm] hide your bulging anyway
_ _ _ [F#] Just be a woman boy [E] and you'll go far I wanna [B] be your sexy slave
_ I'm [F#] beautiful in my way even [B] though I'm a [E] mistake check out [B] my man-ass, baby
I [F#] was born this way.
I cut my junk with my legs and put [E] a wig on my head
[F#] I'm on the right track baby.
I was born this [F#] way
There ain't no other way.
[B] My mom says I'm a mistake, baby.
I was born this way
_ _ Who there ain't no other way.
[E] I used to be a dude check out [F#] my man-ass, baby
I was born this way
Check out my ass and these hygiene check out my ass in these hygiene [A#] check out my ass in these tight jeans
[B] Check out my ass
[D#] Get yourself looted with all [E] your friends on a [B] Thursday afternoon
_ _ [F#] My mommy tells me I'm [E] a dirty boy
[F#] She gave me time out in my [B] room naughty boy
[F#m] The different lover is [E] not a sin.
I'm [B] so H O R and Y
Hey, _ _ [F#] I love to put my wig [E] and makeup on
[B] So I can't trick all the guys
_ I'm [F#] beautiful in my way even [E] though I'm a mistake check out my man [Bm]-ass, baby
I [F#] was born this way.
I cut my junk with my legs and put [E] a wig on my head
[F#] I'm on the right track baby.
I was born this [F#] way
Who there ain't no other way.
[Em] My mom says I'm a mistake, [B] baby.
I was born this way
_ Who there ain't no other way.
[E] I used to be a dude check out my man [B]-ass, baby
I [F#] was born this way _ _ _ _ _
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