Chords for Lady In The Long Black Dress

_ [Gm] _ _ [Ab] What's happening, sister?
[Eb] _ [Gm] Yeah, baby, I'm [Bb] talking to you.
[Eb] My [Gm] name's Bones, [Ab] and I'm a Libra.
[Bb] I [Eb] dig [Gm] sunsets and [Ab] strolling on [A] the beach, and [Eb] loving my neighbor [F] as myself.
[Bb] And right now, baby, I'm standing next door [Eb] to [Bb] you. _ _
[Eb] _ [Gm] Picture you and me [Ab] one [Bb] sweet, sweet night
[Eb] _ [Gm] In a pool of votive [Bb] _ candlelight
[Eb] Just [Gm] one thing could make [Cm] the mood more [F] bright _
[Bb] God drop them in to [Eb] sing like Barry White
[Gb] _ Gay lady [B] in the long black dress _
[Gb] _ Let's give you [F] something [Bb] to confess
[Ebm] Whoa, whoa, whoa, [Gm] hey lady, [Ab] take a good long [A] glance
[Ab] I ain't [Bb] no pastor, [Ab] I'm a [Bb] stone-cold master [Eb] of romance
[Gm] That ain't no [Ab] way to get a lady, [Bb] honky.
Here's [Eb] how you talk to a [Gm] sister.
_ [Ab] [Bb] Ah, thank, baby.
[Eb] My name's [Gm] TJ.
[Ab] Scorpio.
Let me guess, [Eb] Virgo, [Gm] right?
[Ab] Well, [A] put away that rosary, girl, [Bb] cause I'm here to sweep you off your knees
And take you to a place that [Eb] I like to call [Bb] TJ Town.
So [G] loosen up those [Ab] vestments just [Bb] a bit
[Ab] _ [Gm] Drop that bobble, baby.
Yeah, [F] that's it.
[Eb] _ [Gm] I know what [Cm] all your vows [F] permit
[Bb] And I don't mind keeping it immaculate
_ _ [Gb] _ Gay lady [B] in the long black [Gb] dress
_ Let's sneak [Eb] away and go transgress
[Bb] _ [Eb] Whoa, whoa, whoa, [Gm] hey lady, [Ab] why not take [A] a chance
[Cm] Come on, [Bb] let me [Ab] meet your _ [Bb] missionary [Eb] of [F] romance _
[Ab] Why not [Gm] use that peg [Fm] and wimple, [Bb] baby?
[Ab] Have some [Gm] sacramental [Cm] wine
[Bbm] _ _
[Ab] Let me [G] lay it on ya [Cm] simple [Eb] baby
Sister, you know I got her
So [Bb] let me worship at your shrine
[E] And if you got stigmata
[B] Show me yours, I'll show you mine
[G] _ _ _ _ [C] _ _ _ _
[G] _ _ _ [B] Though I'm exclusive _
[E] I [Abm] _ _ [A] won't [Bb] showcase
[B] Soy _ arroso
I'm a virtuoso
[C] And if I'm just so-so, frankly
You [D] won't know [Ab] so
_ Lady [Db] in the long black dress
[Ab] _ Please tell [C] me what's left of your boyess
[F] Whoa, whoa, whoa, [Am] hey lady, [Bb] don't you look [B] asked
[F] Come on, [C] say hiya, do your love, messiah
And don't make me try a new [D] affair
[Gm] _ _ [Am] _ Jehovah, congregate [B] is over
[C] Come to Casa Nobis
[Bb] _ _ [C] _ _
[F] _ _ [Am] _ _ [Bb] _ _ [C] Man, [Bb] we're smooth
[Am] No nun can say no to [Bb] us, huh?
Come on, brothers, [B] to the convent!
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