Falling Apart Chords by Lagwagon

[E] _ [C] _ [C#m] _ [E] _ [C#m] _ [C#] _ [F#] _ [D#m] _
[E] _ [G#] _ [C#m] _ [E] _ [C#m] _ [B] _ [E] _ _
[G#] Hello, [C#] [E] welcome to [A] the show, [G#] thought we [F#] broke up [Bm] years [E] ago.
[G#] What's [C#] up?
[E] I just shit my [A] pants, [B] can't move [E] and I lost.
[G#] Good [C#] times, [E] shit blew out my [A] knee, I've [C#] fallen [F#] and I [B] can't get [E] up.
[G#] Oh [C#] shit, I [E] think I broke [A] my back [B] with the [G#] wheelchair.
[C#m] I'm on school, _ _ [A] _ _ [G#] _
[C#m] I'm on school break.
_ _ [A] _ _ [G#] _ _
[E] _ _ _ [G#] Osteoporosis, glaucoma and [A] neurosis, the muscles are coming [B] out of my body.
Shit, [E] [C#] second verse, [E] not saying that's a [G#] verse, I forgot [F#] the [B] words [E] again.
[C#] Breather, [E] my [A] inhaler, [B] who's got a smoke [E] for the keeper? _
[G#] Hold [C#] on, [E] let me catch [A] my breath.
[G#m] _ [F#] _ [B]
[E] Alright, [G#] _ [E] I feel [A] better now, [B] take it [G#] to the fridge.
_ _ [A] I'll [E] never be artsy, [C#]
on stage when [B] I'm 50.
[A] I'm [E] gonna look like [G#] Elvis by the [B] time I'm 40.
[A] We're [E] already [C#] focused, we're [B] already [A] fading.
[E] We'll never be the rubbish [G#] dust, [Cm] I'm staying [C#m] home. _ _
[A] _ _ [G#] _ _ [C#] _ _ _ _
[A] _ _ [G#] _ _ [E] _ Dementia and [G#] senility, my failing muscles [A] atrophy.
I've lost all [B] ability, falling apart.
_ [E] _ [G#] _ [C#m] _ _
_ [C#] _ [D#m] _ _ [E] _ [G#] _ [C#m] _ [E] _
[A] _ [B] _ [E] _ _ [G#] Blue [C#] hair, [E] brown [A] teeth, [G#m] thinning [F#] livers, [B] deep [E] feet.
[G#] Maybe we [C#] will try [F#] to pull