Chords for Larry Norman - Ha Ha World ~ [Lyrics]

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_ _ _ Ha ha world, every day I used to write you a letter
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_ _ _ But you never wrote back and you never made me feel any better _
Oh, _ _ _ [A] sad and depressed and getting confused
[D] Halfway desperate [C] for a headline [Bm] of hope in [A] the news
[F] When the telephone rang, [E] I spilled it all [Am] over my sweater
[G] Oh yeah, _ [E] the call was for [B] me
Then I answered the phone in the kitchen
But _ _ _ the room was too hot, I forgot I was cooking [Em] my chicken
[F#] _ _ _ _ So I [A] was burning like hell but the [F#m] stove wasn't [A] on
Then the [Am] voice on the line says the chicken is [D] gone
The [F] receiver goes dead [E] and it honks while the clock [Am] starts to _ ticker
[G] Oh _ _ [F] _ yeah, _ [B] _ oh
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_ _ _ _ Could I have hung up the phone had I known the whole room would start _ [F#] swaying
_ _ [F#m] _ [E] I was instantly cold and I knew why my [F#] life was a pain _
I've _ _ [Em] had [A] money and [G] fame [F#m] but my wealth [E] wasn't right
[Am] What good are the [A] coins on a dead man's eyes
[F] And the ringing of chimes [E] in my head said it's time to [Am] start praying
[G] Oh _ yeah, [F] _ _ _
_ [B] _ oh
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_ _ _ _ I've been sitting [F#] here praying and laying the treasures in [C#m] heaven _
_ _ _ _ [E] I was home and the front [C] door was locked [G#] when the clock [Em] struck eleven _
_ _ _ [A] I heard the bride outside [F#m] yell millennium
[D] Though the sun was still up, the twelfth hour has come
[F] The man who said without [E] a vision the people [Am] were dead _
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