Chords for Larry Pierce Her Old Love Letters

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I was crazy about my girlfriend when [Ab] I met her _
[Eb] Till I found a stack of her [Bb] old love letters
Well [Eb] I cried and I asked her [Ab] who wrote them
[Bb] She [Eb] said I'll tell you if [Bb] you let me lick your [Eb] scrotum
She licked my scrotum, she licked [Ab] my scrotum
[Abm]
Now I [Eb] don't care about [Bb] those letters [Eb] or who wrote them _
Well I asked her if she would [Ab] ever leave me
She [Eb] said I'll tell you but I know you [Bb] won't believe me _
[Eb] Well I promise I never [Ab] will fail you
And [Eb] then she reached around [Bb] and struck my [Eb] genitalia
My genitalia, my [Ab] _ [Abm] genitalia
You know [Eb] she reached around [Bb] and struck my [Eb] genitalia _
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She said she'd like to love me [Ab] completely _
[Eb] Then she kissed me on the planet [Bb] soft and sweetly _
[Eb] Well I wish you could have been [Ab] there and seen us
Because [Eb] she got her finger stuck inside my anus
Inside my anus, inside [Ab] my anus
[Abm]
You know [Eb] she got her [Bb] finger stuck inside [Eb] my anus _
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_ [Eb] _ _ _ _ [Ab] _ Well _ [Eb] _ _ [Bb] _ _ [Eb] _ _ _
there's a moral to be learned from [Ab] this story
You [Eb] don't mess around with girls that are [Bb] that horny
Cause [Eb] I pulled her pants down once and [Ab] tried to eat her
And [Eb] to my surprise [Bb] I found a ten [Eb] inch peter
A ten inch peter, a ten [Ab] inch peter
[Abm]
You know [Eb] to my surprise [Bb] I found a ten [Eb] inch peter _
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