Chords for laugh for a million years Pat Terry

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_ It's a [A] crazy world that slaps [E] your hand _ For dreaming [B] big, _
[B] _ [F#] taking grand and [E] glorious
stance Tonight [A]
we're sad, but one day we'll all
understand And [B] _ we'll laugh for a [Am] million years
Well _ _ [E] _ _ _ _
_ _ _ have you heard the one about the crazy kid
[B] Who tried to go to heaven [E] like Elijah did
_ Made a flaming chariot out of two by fours [B] An old helicopter rotor, an electric motor
[E] and a long extension cord He plugged it in, _
[A] turned it on
It [B] was a sound like thunder, [E] and the kid was gone
His mama cried when she heard the news [B] His daddy got the electric bill [E] and went
straight through the roof It's a [A] crazy world that slaps [E] your hand
For [B] dreaming big, taking [E] grand and glorious stance
Tonight [A] we're sad, but one day we'll all understand
[B] And we'll laugh for a [E] million years
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[E] _ _ _ _ _ _ _
Well that crazy kid and his chariot of wrath
[A]
[B] Became a TV movie put together [E] by some Hollywood types
That showed the early years, [A] the late ones too
[B] Between advertisements for Pepsi, Cola [E] and Crazy Glue _
The legend grew, [A] the ratings soared [B] All the network executives [E] were floored
Ah, they loved the kid, _ [A] their hearts were touched
[B] They'd never dreamed [E] things worked so much
It's a [A] crazy world that slaps [E] your hand
For [B] dreaming big, _ [E] taking grand and glorious stance
Tonight [A] we're sad, but one day we'll all understand
[B] And we'll laugh for a million [E] years _
[A] Oh yeah, _ _ oh oh oh
[B] _ _ _ _ [E] _ _ _ _
_ _ _ Well last Sunday night I dialed the phone
[B] In hopes I'd dream the whole dang [E] thing And the kid was home
The number rang, then it rang again
A [B] machine came on, said there ain't no phones in [E] glory land
_ So I'm sitting here with these two bad folks
_ [B] An old helicopter rotor, a ledge motor [E] and a long extension cord
And I'm trying to figure out how to pull this off
_ [B] For the crazy kid and the dreams he [E] tried to keep aloft
It's a [A] crazy world that slaps [E] your hand
For [B] dreaming big, _ [E] taking grand and glorious stance
[A] Tonight we're sad, but one day [C#m] we'll all [A] understand
[B] And we'll laugh for a million [E] years
Tonight [A] we're sad, but one day [C#m] we'll all [A] understand
And [B] we'll laugh for a [E] million _ _ years _
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