Chords for Lawak Thosai | Pecah Perut

[Am] _ _ [Ab] Hey, uncle!
_ _ [N] _ _
One tea.
You can't buy tea.
_ You're a big man.
You think I'm a fool?
You're a big man.
Buy it first.
I want a carrot.
King?
You want a king? King Kapoor?
Get lost!
_ _ [C] You're _ _ [N] _
_ _ _ _ just a kid.
Hey!
You're a big man.
Wait, uncle.
_ You're a big man.
You have long hair.
You're a big man.
You're a big man.
_ [Bbm] _
[E] You're a big man.
You're a big man.
You're a big [B] _ [E] _ man.
What's with [C] that face?
You're ugly.
[G] What [D] do you think?
_ [Em] _ _
_ [Bb] Hey, [G] _ _ [E] _ _ _
_ _ kid!
_ [N] _ _
Hey, get up!
Give me my money.
_ _ _ What are you eating?
You pay for everything.
You eat everything.
Look, I'm paying for you.
Hey, who's eating this?
You eat it.
Hey, I didn't eat it.
I'm paying for it.
I told you I didn't eat it.
You ate it.
I didn't eat it.
I don't care.
You eat it.
I didn't eat it.
You ate it.
You have to pay for it now.
Hey, I didn't eat it.
I just got here.
I didn't eat it.
You're a big man.
You want to [Ab] fight?
[Gb] I'll hit you with this.
_ Wait a minute.
_ What's the matter?
What's the matter?
I didn't pay for it.
Don't worry.
[E] I'll pay for what he eats.
You can take this bowl.
He's paying for it too.
[N] If he didn't pay, how hard would it be?
I'm bankrupt.
Here. Eat it.
I didn't pay for it.
What's with that face?
You're ugly.
Go ahead.
Hey, I hope you're not mad.
_ What's the matter?
You're ugly.
You're ugly.
You're ugly. You're ugly. _ _
[E] Shut [G] it.
Pay for it.
Are you done? _
You don't want to pay?
He's not ugly.
_ _ _ But he is handsome.
Refining his face.
[N] He's _ _ _ not paying.
_ Calm down.
Don't hurt _ him. _
Sit _ _ _ down.
There's no problem.
He will pay for what he eats.
I can pay.
You pay, you eat.
_ You're so funny.
A Belanian can be funny.
Sir, _ my brain is a little crazy.
Who's crazy?
_ Tose and [Abm] Gula.
Who's Tose and Gula?
[E] Crazy, crazy.
_ _ Are _ you [Gb] Gita?
Yes.
[G] Where are you from?
_ Nightclub.
_ _ _ _ Nightclub.
Where are you from?
_ Me?
Yes.
[E] Nightclub?
_ [N] Gita?
Yes.
Where are you from?
_ _ _ _ Nightclub.
Yes, me.
Do you work there?
Yes.
_ _ Sir, ask him to eat.
The [Gb] best.
_ Invite him to eat.
_ Eat free, you can, as you like. _ _ _
_ _ I'm a nightclub clerk. _
I'm looking for someone who can play like you.
_ Me?
Yes.
[Ab] Nightclub clerk?
Yes.
_ _ Dad, [N] dad, let's go, help!
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