Le Schwing Chords by Johnny Foreigner

[G] She never picks up [C] on the first ring
[G] She leaves me hanging at the station [D] with the tarps and the towels
[G] And I line another cigarette and I wipe with my darts
[Am] _
[G] I'm a doctor on the house
I'm a bunch of parks and I'm scratching for an ass
Because I know [D] she's gonna [G] ask about the future and then we're [C] failing
And I always tell her, [G] play it on a [D] slide
[Em] I'm gonna tell her I was so [C] sick
The stories of our [G] lives and the endings aren't [Bm] finished
And I never [G] want [Em] to take a chance
[D] I don't think I can [G] keep this
_ _ [C] _
_ [D] I [G] ain't cool, I hope [D] you try to go _
[C] on us
I'm the [D] one, I ain't [Em] cool
All this love [A] that's getting out [D] of control
Never touch [C] another _
[G] I'm the one, I ain't cool
[D] I'm the one, _ [G] I ain't _ _ _ _ _ _ [D] _
[G] cool
Are you talking about us? _
The phone's on us, though
Enemy in Tokyo
Maybe that's a cheat
[D] Or maybe [G] I'm a threat of the stars
We're calling [F#] in cars
[G] And you're never going back _
Food to America
I'm looking for a revelation
I ended up in Washington
Got a [D] shit
I'm [G] a model officer
[C] I'll take [G] your wallet on the stage
[D] _
[Em] And have a [C] way back into the country
[G] _ _ [D] _ _
[Em] _ _ [Bm] _ _ [G] _ _ _ [C]
I'm a hot [D] killer
You [G] should [A] have to crawl your ass
And show off [C] all those other [D] guys
[G] Ooh, mommy's [D] gonna make it hot
[A] But you can never [G] touch another
The logic of who you [D] believe most
_ [C] _
_ [G] _ _ _ _ _ _ _
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[C] _ _ _ _ _ _ [D] _ _
_ _ _ [G] _ _ _ _
[C] I'm _ _ _ _ [Dm] _ _ [G] _
_ [F#] _ [C] _ _ [G] _ _ _ _
_ [D] _ _ _ _ [C] a [F] hot killer
[G] You should have to [D] crawl [A] your ass
And show off [C] all those other [D] guys
[G] Ooh, mommy's [A] gonna make it [E] _ _ _ [F] [G] hot
But you can never touch another
The logic of who you [D] believe most
[G] _ [F#] _ _ [G] _ [C] _ [Bm] _ [C] _ [Gm] _ [F] _ [D] _ _ _
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