Chords for Leaving Jesusland
Tempo:
155.9 bpm
Chords used:
F
A
G
E
C
Tuning:Standard Tuning (EADGBE)Capo:+0fret
Start Jamming...
We call the [F] heartland, not very [G] smart land [E] IQs are very low but threat [A] levels are high
They got a [F] mandate, they don't want mandates [E] They got so many hatred people [A] to despise
In the [F] dust bowl, cerebral [G] black hole [E] The average weight [Ab] is well over [A] 200 pounds
I hate to [F] generalize, but have you seen [G] the size?
[E] Most haven't seen [Ab] their can of jelly [Am] in a [F] while
Maybe that's why they're so terrible We've got to turn mother nature on [A] the face
[C]
Queer, [F] trans, gays, and lesbians, [G] [F]
vegans [C] and vegetarians
All you brown [A] and gray and yellow ones, [F] come and join [C] us on this coast
[A] The longest [F] felt, they gotta [G] punch new [E] holes in the bible [Ab] belt
[A] It's blown out [F] the fire, under the melting [G] pot The red [E] light of [Ab] America is starting [A] to clot
No [F] compromise, no smack through [G] others' eyes [E] You're just flies spreading pieces [A] of shit
You gotta [F] emigrate, stop living in hate [G] What makes [E] this country great is dwelling on [A] either side
[F] They don't want things that aren't their Jesus' life, they want my death
[A] [C] We want people [F] with college degrees [G] [F] Drug use [C] experience and MPs
People with open [A]-minded philosophies [F] Come up [C] California trees
[A] [C]
Cultural [F] revolution now [G] [F] The old [C] conservatives run out of town
[E] We're gonna [A] burn Orange County down [F] And then we're off [C] to Riverside
[F] Patriots feel like [C] pedos too [F] Then we're [Am] coming after [A] you
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[A] The fierce, [F] crooked, born-again [D] Christian They [E] got a vision [Ab] of a [A] homogenized state
Textbook [F] decline, intelligent, [G] designed They [E] got Bill [Ab] Nye on the list, [A] New Mexico State
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They got a [F] mandate, they don't want mandates [E] They got so many hatred people [A] to despise
In the [F] dust bowl, cerebral [G] black hole [E] The average weight [Ab] is well over [A] 200 pounds
I hate to [F] generalize, but have you seen [G] the size?
[E] Most haven't seen [Ab] their can of jelly [Am] in a [F] while
Maybe that's why they're so terrible We've got to turn mother nature on [A] the face
[C]
Queer, [F] trans, gays, and lesbians, [G] [F]
vegans [C] and vegetarians
All you brown [A] and gray and yellow ones, [F] come and join [C] us on this coast
[A] The longest [F] felt, they gotta [G] punch new [E] holes in the bible [Ab] belt
[A] It's blown out [F] the fire, under the melting [G] pot The red [E] light of [Ab] America is starting [A] to clot
No [F] compromise, no smack through [G] others' eyes [E] You're just flies spreading pieces [A] of shit
You gotta [F] emigrate, stop living in hate [G] What makes [E] this country great is dwelling on [A] either side
[F] They don't want things that aren't their Jesus' life, they want my death
[A] [C] We want people [F] with college degrees [G] [F] Drug use [C] experience and MPs
People with open [A]-minded philosophies [F] Come up [C] California trees
[A] [C]
Cultural [F] revolution now [G] [F] The old [C] conservatives run out of town
[E] We're gonna [A] burn Orange County down [F] And then we're off [C] to Riverside
[F] Patriots feel like [C] pedos too [F] Then we're [Am] coming after [A] you
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[A] The fierce, [F] crooked, born-again [D] Christian They [E] got a vision [Ab] of a [A] homogenized state
Textbook [F] decline, intelligent, [G] designed They [E] got Bill [Ab] Nye on the list, [A] New Mexico State
[F] [N]
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We call the [F] heartland, not very [G] smart land [E] IQs are very low but threat [A] levels are high
They got a [F] mandate, they don't want mandates [E] They got so many hatred people [A] to despise
In the [F] dust bowl, cerebral [G] black hole [E] The average weight [Ab] is well over [A] 200 pounds
I hate to [F] generalize, but have you seen [G] the size?
[E] Most haven't seen [Ab] their can of jelly [Am] in a [F] while
Maybe that's why they're so terrible We've got to turn mother nature on [A] the face
[C]
Queer, [F] trans, gays, and lesbians, [G] _ _ [F]
vegans [C] and _ vegetarians
All you brown [A] and gray and yellow ones, [F] come and join [C] us on this coast
_ _ [A] _ The longest [F] felt, they gotta [G] punch new [E] holes in the bible [Ab] belt
[A] _ _ _ It's blown out [F] the fire, under the melting [G] pot The red [E] light of [Ab] America is starting [A] to clot
_ No [F] compromise, no smack through [G] others' eyes [E] You're just flies spreading pieces [A] of shit
You gotta [F] emigrate, stop living in hate [G] What makes [E] this country great is dwelling on [A] either side
[F] _ They don't want things that aren't their Jesus' life, they want my death
_ _ [A] _ _ [C] We want people [F] with college degrees [G] _ [F] Drug use [C] experience and _ MPs
People with open [A]-minded _ philosophies [F] Come up [C] California trees
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Cultural [F] revolution now [G] _ [F] The old [C] conservatives run out of town
[E] _ We're gonna [A] burn Orange County down [F] And then we're off [C] to Riverside
_ _ [F] _ Patriots feel like [C] pedos too _ _ [F] Then we're [Am] coming after [A] you _ _ _ _
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_ [A] The fierce, [F] crooked, born-again [D] Christian They [E] got a vision [Ab] of a [A] homogenized state
_ Textbook [F] decline, intelligent, _ [G] designed They [E] got Bill [Ab] Nye on the list, [A] New Mexico State
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They got a [F] mandate, they don't want mandates [E] They got so many hatred people [A] to despise
In the [F] dust bowl, cerebral [G] black hole [E] The average weight [Ab] is well over [A] 200 pounds
I hate to [F] generalize, but have you seen [G] the size?
[E] Most haven't seen [Ab] their can of jelly [Am] in a [F] while
Maybe that's why they're so terrible We've got to turn mother nature on [A] the face
[C]
Queer, [F] trans, gays, and lesbians, [G] _ _ [F]
vegans [C] and _ vegetarians
All you brown [A] and gray and yellow ones, [F] come and join [C] us on this coast
_ _ [A] _ The longest [F] felt, they gotta [G] punch new [E] holes in the bible [Ab] belt
[A] _ _ _ It's blown out [F] the fire, under the melting [G] pot The red [E] light of [Ab] America is starting [A] to clot
_ No [F] compromise, no smack through [G] others' eyes [E] You're just flies spreading pieces [A] of shit
You gotta [F] emigrate, stop living in hate [G] What makes [E] this country great is dwelling on [A] either side
[F] _ They don't want things that aren't their Jesus' life, they want my death
_ _ [A] _ _ [C] We want people [F] with college degrees [G] _ [F] Drug use [C] experience and _ MPs
People with open [A]-minded _ philosophies [F] Come up [C] California trees
_ _ [A] _ _ [C]
Cultural [F] revolution now [G] _ [F] The old [C] conservatives run out of town
[E] _ We're gonna [A] burn Orange County down [F] And then we're off [C] to Riverside
_ _ [F] _ Patriots feel like [C] pedos too _ _ [F] Then we're [Am] coming after [A] you _ _ _ _
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_ [A] The fierce, [F] crooked, born-again [D] Christian They [E] got a vision [Ab] of a [A] homogenized state
_ Textbook [F] decline, intelligent, _ [G] designed They [E] got Bill [Ab] Nye on the list, [A] New Mexico State
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