Chords for Led Zeppelin explains the "Object" from Presence

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_ The object is black and twisted, obviously the worst [B] for wear since its original appearance [Dm] in [Gb] 2001.
_ _ _ To look at it on the [Bm] pictures decorating the cover of the new Led Zeppelin album, it would
seem that the object is now back in the year 1950 or thereabouts.
[B] _ Robert Plant of Led Zeppelin has [Eb] contemplated the object, perceiving in [Ebm] it the messages
[B] that others might discover in the Pyramids of Egypt, the crucifix of Christianity, or the _ NBCM.
The meaning behind it has been present throughout time, you know.
Its purpose has been there from the time it began.
We [E] just chose one time to illuminate its presence in society.
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_ _ And that was the [Dbm] time when Robert Plant and the [B] other members of Led Zeppelin were being born. _
Uh, that is not significant, says Plant.
It could have been any time at all, but we just chose [Abm] that time as being a time [Gb] to show it.
It could have been [B] _ _ the Middle Ages, it could have been next year, if you like.
It'll always be with us.
Always be with Plant, maybe.
[Abm] The object may not [N] be welcome anywhere else.
It appeared recently in the home of Led Zeppelin's drummer, John Bonham.
[A] While I was away, my wife received _ one of these on the table, and they had a tape machine
running, _ [B] and the children were singing, right?
And this is the gospel truth.
When they played the tape [A] back, there was another sound on the tape.
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That's something to think about.
So she put it outside, outside the house.
She wanted to have it in the house.
But the object apparently has a mind of its own.
Why has it suddenly sat down in the middle of a rock and roll band?
Why has it taken on the shape that it has, like a piece of licorice twist stuck on top
of a Bible? _
Well, explains Plant_
To relate the _ intention that the object puts across.
And what is that intention?
You've got to work it out for yourself. _
Perhaps the object is really a symbol of the popular culture.
Everything [A] twisting down into rock.
_ Whatever.
[N] Be forewarned.
If Led Zeppelin's music sounds a bit [Ebm] strange these days, it may [Eb] be because of that object
on the album cover.
If [F] so, follow the [Eb] lead of John Bonham's wife _ [Ab] and put the album cover out of the house. _ _ _ _ _
[Eb] This is Lew [Ebm] Irwin, Irfuse Radio, for Clairol Herbal [Gb] Essence.
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