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_ _ _ [Dbm] Look at that tan, well-tended skin.
Look at the killer shape he's in.
Look at that slightly [E] stubbly chin.
Oh, [Gbm] please, he's gay.
[Am] Totally gay!
I'm not [Eb] about to celebrate.
Every [E] trait could [Gbm] indicate
that totally straight [Ab]
expatriate.
This [Dbm] guy's not gay.
I say not gay.
That is the elephant in the room.
Well, is it relevant to assume
that a man who wears perfume [Gbm] is automatically [Gb] radically gay?
But look at his [E] coiffed and crispy locks.
Look at his silk translucent [A] socks.
There's the eternal paradox.
[Dbm] Look what we're [Ab] seeing.
What are we seeing?
[B] Is he gay?
Of course he's gay!
Or [E] European? _ _ _ _
_ [C] _ _ _ _ _ [F] _ _
_ [C] _ _ _ [A] _ _ _
[Bb] Gay [F] or European?
_ It's hard to guarantee.
Is he gay or European? _
Well, hey, don't look at me.
You see, they bring [D] their boys up different in [C] those charming foreign [D] ports.
They [G] play the kill your sports [C] in shiny shirts and [F] tiny shorts.
They were foreign fella.
The answer [C] could take weeks.
They [Gm] both say things like chow [F] fellow while they kiss you on both cheeks.
Oh, [Bb] please.
Gay or [F] European?
So many [D] shades of gray.
Depending [Am] on the [Gm] time of day, the [D] French go either way.
Is he gay or [Gm] European?
[Dm] Or_ _ _ _
Ascending smirk.
Seen it on every_ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ [Gm] _ That is the elephant [F] in [C] the room.
Well, [F] is it relevant to presume
[Eb] that a hottie in that [A] costume is automatically radically_ Ironically, chronically_ Certainly, currently_
Gay, [Am] _ officially gay, socially [F] gay, gay, gay, gay.
Damn it!
[Bb] Gay or European?
[C] So stylish and relaxed.
[Gm] Is he gay or European?
[F] I think his chest is [A] waxed.
But they bring their boys up different.
[F] There is culturally diverse.
[G] It's not a fashion curse.
If he wears a kilt or [F] bears a purse.
Gay or just exotic.
[C] I still can't crack the code.
Yes, [Gm] he's absent, isn't not?
But [F] his shoes are pointy [Bb] toed.
Gay or European?
[F] So many shades [Cm] of gray.
[G] But if he turns out straight, I'm free at 8 on Saturday.
[D] [Gm] Is he gay or European?
Gay or European?
Gay or Europe?
Wait a minute.
Give me a chance to crack this guy.
I have an idea I'd like to_
The floor is yours.
[Bb] So, Mr.
Argytacos, this alleged affair with Ms.
Wyndham has been [E] going on for_ Two [Eb] years.
And your first name again is?
Nikos.
And your [C] boyfriend's name is?
Carlos.
_ Sorry, I misunderstand.
You say boyfriend.
I thought you say best friend.
Carlos is my best friend.
You bastard!
[D] You lying bastard!
[Db] _ That's it.
I no [E] cover for you no more.
[G] He busts.
I have a big announcement.
This [C] man is gay and European.
[G] I thought he's his place.
[Am] You gotta stop your being a [G] completely closet [C] case.
This may not hurt his feelings.
No [D] matter what you say.
I swear he [C] never ever ever scream the odd word way.
[Am] You are so gay, you big [G] part of gay, you [F] flaming one man.
[A] I'm straight.
[D] You were not yesterday.
So if I may, I'm proud to say_
[G] Gay and European.
Gay and European.
Gay and European and gay.
_ _ I'm okay, I'm gay.
_ _ Hooray! _ _
_ _ _ _ [B] _ _ [C] _ _
_ [G] _ _ _ [A] _ _ _ _
[D] _ _ _ _ [G] _ _ _ _
_ That hurts.
_ _ _ [D] _
I'm okay, [G] we're gay. _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ [N] _ _