Chords for Legendary Stardust Cowboy - My Underwear Froze to the Clothe

Actually, why don't you give the folks at home a little taste of the legend music right now?
We really haven't heard anything like you in this deep neck of the woods in about four or five years since you played
Club Lingerie, I believe or maybe that was the music machine last time you played here.
And after he's finished it'll be ringing from every hall four more years four more years, please.
Okay.
Say, say, pick up that, will you please pick up the record album, name off a few tunes.
I forgot what I sing. _ _
I don't have my song list with me.
Well, we have, of course, in the last show of mine you did Radar,
but also one of the, my favorite song is one of your new ones,
which is called Standing in a Trash Can Thinking of You.
Can you work that one up with the band?
Do they know that one?
_ _ There's one, there's one thing strange I find as I travel around.
Yeah.
Most people don't know my music, don't know how to play by it.
Wow.
Yeah, you know, except the one that I usually play with all the time, but I think these guys can cook one up.
All right, well I'll have to cook something up together.
Keep it cooking, cook.
_ [Em] _ It's in a key of G for [Gm] Green Goat.
_ _ One, two beat?
Make it a four [D] beat.
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My underwear froze to the clothesline, _ and my baby, she loves me all the time.
[C] _
[Gm] And the telephone, I just lost [Em] it time.
[G]
And my underwear froze to the [D] clothesline.
Yeah, [D] it froze to the [G] clothesline.
With ice all over the clothesline cord. _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ [G] _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ [Gm] _
_ _ _ [G] _ That's exactly what I said.
I brushed my teeth in the flower bath.
[A] With a sound that made it come loud.
You'll hear me coming through a cloud.
_ Underwear froze to the clothesline.
And my baby, she loves me all the time.
[C] And the telephone, I [Gm] just lost it [G] time.
And my underwear froze to the [D] clothesline.
Woo!
_ _ [G] _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ Yeah! _ _ _
I got an aneurysm putting my stick it up my nose.
Then I would blow it, one big [G] red rose.
[C] _ Underwear froze to the clothesline.
[G] _
My baby, she loves me all the time.
[D] And the telephone, I just lost it time.
_ [C] _ _ [G] _
[G] Underwear froze to the clothesline.
Hey!
Silly cow, mama's always got me. _ _ _ _
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[Gm] _ _ _ _ _ _ [G] My cow has covered [Gm] plenty of hide.
It makes everybody [G] terrified.
Guess I wish I had that manner putting [D] a stick it up my nose.
Then I would blow [G] it, one big red rose.
_ _ _ Underwear froze to the clothesline.
My baby, she loves me all the time.
And the telephone, I [C] just lost it [Em] time.
And my [G] underwear [G] froze to the clothesline.
Hey!
[C] Silly!
[D] That's all, folks! _ _ _
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