Chords for Lemon Demon - One Weird Tip (unreleased)

I'm offering to you a business [G] proposal
A new [Gm] weight loss method so at your disposal
For [A] pennies a day get your college [D] diploma
And Miracle Bill's [B] time to cure melanoma
[Dbm] So tell me if you are a small business owner
Because I [A] am offering free ink and color
[Abm] I've got Oxycodone without a [A] prescription
And radical [G] waters with custom inscriptions
My name is Money Town
And I will make her $100
And you as the only guest It's Calvary
Try and get this cash
$8 a year in Nigeria
I'll loan him my palace
I need you to save me
I don't have too much money
The government hates me
But I know you love me
I'm desperate and wealthy
And single and [Ab] Christian
You're all I have left
And I pray [Ebm] that you'll listen to [Eb] one
Weird cat [A] discovered by a model
[G] Weird cat discovered [Ab] by a model
[Bb] You can own your name [C] dot college
You can own your [F] name dot college
[Eb] You can own your name [G] dot net
We follow the action
You're a cat [Bb] Self-help Social [Eb] safety
We're all in [C] one
We're a great [Ab] super pilot
I'm Jessica and in type 2 NF
Bill [E] and Danny, my long-chair
Don't lean [A] on your timeline
And Benjamin Keaton [Db] is following you
And [Gb] your tag comments
Get out of court
Look, [C] you're tagged in it
Christopher [G] Washington, Austin B.
Furnace And Michelle
At Burrows, you just ditched us
I got in for our production
And Lillian Perry invited you
To a performance of mine
Hey, my name is Blunt
It's a hot young man
I will make her $100
And you as the only guest It's Calvary
Try and get this cash
$8 a year in Nigeria
I'll loan him my palace
I need you to save me
I don't have too much money
The government hates [Eb] me
But I know you love me
I'm desperate and wealthy
[G] I'm single and Christian
You're all I have left
And I [F] pray that you'll listen [G] to [Bb] one
Weird cat discovered by a model _
[G] And then I'll discover that model
You can own your hip-top car
You can own your hip [Em]-top [Eb] car
And you can own your [G] hip-top neck
With all the action
You are gonna [Bb] get
So help yourself
And [C] you'll get what you deserve
[G] I'm [Eb] a model
I'm a model
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[Bb] I'm a model
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_ _ _ [Eb] I'm a model
I'm a model
I'm a model
I'm a model
I'm a [E] model
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[G] _ _ [C] I'm [Eb] a model
I'm a model
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[Gm] I'm a model
[Bb] _ [G] I'm a model
[C] I'm a model
I'm a model
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I'm [Gm] a model
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I'm [Bb] a model
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I'm a [G] model
I'm [Bm] a model
I'm [Bb] a model
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I'm [C] a model
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