The Science Of Selling Yourself Short Chords by Less Than Jake
Tempo:
93 bpm
Chords used:
C
F
Dm
Bb
Am
Tuning:Standard Tuning (EADGBE)Capo:+0fret
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[F] [Em] [Dm] [F]
[Am] [Dm] [E]
[F] [A] I've come to [Dm] my senses [C] that I've become [F] senseless.
[A] I could give [Dm] you lessons, [C] I'd ruin your [F] friendships.
[A] Every last [D] conviction, [C] I smoke them [F] all away.
[A] I drank my [Dm] frustrations [C] down the drain out [D] of the [A] way.
So I [C] sit and [Em] wait and [Dm] wonder, [A] does anyone [E] else feel [Gm] like me?
Someone [C] so tired of their [G] [D] regimes [C] and disappearing self [Bb]-esteems.
[F] I'll sing [C] out loud.
Yeah, with every emergency.
[Bb] [F] Just sing [C] out loud.
I'm the king of [Bb] catastrophes.
[F] I'm so [C] fire.
And deep down [Bb] inside I think [F] you'd find [C] I'm at the worst [F] enemy.
I could be [Dm] an expert.
[C]
[F] Young codependency.
I [Am] could write the [D] best book [C] on underage [F] tragedy.
[C] I've been spending [Dm] my time [C] at the local liquor [F] store.
[A] I've been sleeping [Dm] nightly on [Am] my best friend's [Dm] guitar.
[Am] So I [Em] sit and wait [D] and [Am] wonder, does anyone else feel [Gm] like me?
I'm [C] so overdosed [Gm] on apathy [C] and put down on [Bb] sympathy.
I'll [F] [Am] sing [C] out loud.
Yeah, with every [Bb] emergency.
[F] Just sing [C] out loud.
I'm the king of [Bb] catastrophes.
[F] I'm so [C] fire.
And deep down inside [Bb] I think [F] you'd find [C] I'm at the worst [Dm] enemy.
Let the meaning [Am] slip away.
[Bb] Lost my faith [F] in [D] anarchy.
[C]
[Dm] Self-deprecation seems [Am] okay.
[Bb] I never thought I'd make [C] it anyway.
[Bb] [F] I'll sing [C] out loud.
Yeah, with every [Bb] emergency.
[F] Just sing out [C] loud.
I'm the king of [Bb] catastrophes.
[F] I'm so [C] fire.
And deep down inside [Bb] I think [Dm] you'd find [C] I'm at the worst [F] enemy.
[Am] [Dm] The [Gm] worst [C]
[F] enemy.
[Am] [Dm] The [Am] worst [F] enemy.
[Am] [Dm] The [Gm] worst [F] enemy.
[Dm] The [C] [F] worst enemy.
[Dm] [Bb] [F] [D] [Bb]
[Am] [Dm] [E]
[F] [A] I've come to [Dm] my senses [C] that I've become [F] senseless.
[A] I could give [Dm] you lessons, [C] I'd ruin your [F] friendships.
[A] Every last [D] conviction, [C] I smoke them [F] all away.
[A] I drank my [Dm] frustrations [C] down the drain out [D] of the [A] way.
So I [C] sit and [Em] wait and [Dm] wonder, [A] does anyone [E] else feel [Gm] like me?
Someone [C] so tired of their [G] [D] regimes [C] and disappearing self [Bb]-esteems.
[F] I'll sing [C] out loud.
Yeah, with every emergency.
[Bb] [F] Just sing [C] out loud.
I'm the king of [Bb] catastrophes.
[F] I'm so [C] fire.
And deep down [Bb] inside I think [F] you'd find [C] I'm at the worst [F] enemy.
I could be [Dm] an expert.
[C]
[F] Young codependency.
I [Am] could write the [D] best book [C] on underage [F] tragedy.
[C] I've been spending [Dm] my time [C] at the local liquor [F] store.
[A] I've been sleeping [Dm] nightly on [Am] my best friend's [Dm] guitar.
[Am] So I [Em] sit and wait [D] and [Am] wonder, does anyone else feel [Gm] like me?
I'm [C] so overdosed [Gm] on apathy [C] and put down on [Bb] sympathy.
I'll [F] [Am] sing [C] out loud.
Yeah, with every [Bb] emergency.
[F] Just sing [C] out loud.
I'm the king of [Bb] catastrophes.
[F] I'm so [C] fire.
And deep down inside [Bb] I think [F] you'd find [C] I'm at the worst [Dm] enemy.
Let the meaning [Am] slip away.
[Bb] Lost my faith [F] in [D] anarchy.
[C]
[Dm] Self-deprecation seems [Am] okay.
[Bb] I never thought I'd make [C] it anyway.
[Bb] [F] I'll sing [C] out loud.
Yeah, with every [Bb] emergency.
[F] Just sing out [C] loud.
I'm the king of [Bb] catastrophes.
[F] I'm so [C] fire.
And deep down inside [Bb] I think [Dm] you'd find [C] I'm at the worst [F] enemy.
[Am] [Dm] The [Gm] worst [C]
[F] enemy.
[Am] [Dm] The [Am] worst [F] enemy.
[Am] [Dm] The [Gm] worst [F] enemy.
[Dm] The [C] [F] worst enemy.
[Dm] [Bb] [F] [D] [Bb]
Key:
C
F
Dm
Bb
Am
C
F
Dm
[F] _ _ [Em] _ [Dm] _ _ [F] _ _ _
_ _ [Am] _ _ [Dm] _ _ [E] _ _
[F] _ [A] I've come to [Dm] my senses [C] that I've become [F] senseless.
[A] I could give [Dm] you lessons, [C] I'd ruin your [F] friendships.
[A] Every last [D] conviction, [C] I smoke them [F] all away.
[A] I drank my [Dm] frustrations [C] down the drain out [D] of the [A] way.
So I [C] sit and [Em] wait and [Dm] wonder, [A] does anyone [E] else feel [Gm] like me?
Someone [C] so tired of their [G] [D] regimes [C] and disappearing self [Bb]-esteems.
[F] I'll sing [C] out loud.
Yeah, with every emergency.
[Bb] [F] Just sing [C] out loud.
I'm the king of [Bb] catastrophes.
[F] I'm so [C] fire.
And deep down [Bb] inside I think [F] you'd find [C] I'm at the worst [F] enemy.
I could be [Dm] an expert.
[C] _
[F] Young codependency.
I [Am] could write the [D] best book [C] on underage [F] tragedy.
[C] I've been spending [Dm] my time [C] at the local liquor [F] store.
[A] I've been sleeping [Dm] nightly on [Am] my best friend's [Dm] guitar.
[Am] So I [Em] sit and wait [D] and [Am] wonder, does anyone else feel [Gm] like me?
I'm [C] so overdosed [Gm] on apathy [C] and put down on [Bb] sympathy.
I'll [F] [Am] sing [C] out loud.
Yeah, with every [Bb] emergency.
[F] Just sing [C] out loud.
I'm the king of [Bb] catastrophes.
[F] I'm so [C] fire.
And deep down inside [Bb] I think [F] you'd find [C] I'm at the worst [Dm] enemy.
Let the meaning [Am] slip _ away.
[Bb] Lost my faith [F] in [D] anarchy.
[C] _
[Dm] Self-deprecation seems [Am] okay.
_ [Bb] I never thought I'd make [C] it anyway. _
[Bb] _ [F] I'll sing [C] out loud.
Yeah, with every [Bb] emergency.
[F] Just sing out [C] loud.
I'm the king of [Bb] catastrophes.
[F] I'm so [C] fire.
And deep down _ inside [Bb] I think [Dm] you'd find [C] I'm at the worst [F] enemy.
_ [Am] _ [Dm] _ The [Gm] worst [C]
[F] enemy.
_ [Am] _ _ [Dm] The [Am] worst [F] enemy.
_ [Am] _ _ [Dm] The [Gm] worst [F] enemy.
_ _ _ [Dm] The [C] [F] worst enemy.
_ _ _ [Dm] _ _ [Bb] _ [F] _ _ _ _ _ [D] _ _ [Bb] _ _
_ _ [Am] _ _ [Dm] _ _ [E] _ _
[F] _ [A] I've come to [Dm] my senses [C] that I've become [F] senseless.
[A] I could give [Dm] you lessons, [C] I'd ruin your [F] friendships.
[A] Every last [D] conviction, [C] I smoke them [F] all away.
[A] I drank my [Dm] frustrations [C] down the drain out [D] of the [A] way.
So I [C] sit and [Em] wait and [Dm] wonder, [A] does anyone [E] else feel [Gm] like me?
Someone [C] so tired of their [G] [D] regimes [C] and disappearing self [Bb]-esteems.
[F] I'll sing [C] out loud.
Yeah, with every emergency.
[Bb] [F] Just sing [C] out loud.
I'm the king of [Bb] catastrophes.
[F] I'm so [C] fire.
And deep down [Bb] inside I think [F] you'd find [C] I'm at the worst [F] enemy.
I could be [Dm] an expert.
[C] _
[F] Young codependency.
I [Am] could write the [D] best book [C] on underage [F] tragedy.
[C] I've been spending [Dm] my time [C] at the local liquor [F] store.
[A] I've been sleeping [Dm] nightly on [Am] my best friend's [Dm] guitar.
[Am] So I [Em] sit and wait [D] and [Am] wonder, does anyone else feel [Gm] like me?
I'm [C] so overdosed [Gm] on apathy [C] and put down on [Bb] sympathy.
I'll [F] [Am] sing [C] out loud.
Yeah, with every [Bb] emergency.
[F] Just sing [C] out loud.
I'm the king of [Bb] catastrophes.
[F] I'm so [C] fire.
And deep down inside [Bb] I think [F] you'd find [C] I'm at the worst [Dm] enemy.
Let the meaning [Am] slip _ away.
[Bb] Lost my faith [F] in [D] anarchy.
[C] _
[Dm] Self-deprecation seems [Am] okay.
_ [Bb] I never thought I'd make [C] it anyway. _
[Bb] _ [F] I'll sing [C] out loud.
Yeah, with every [Bb] emergency.
[F] Just sing out [C] loud.
I'm the king of [Bb] catastrophes.
[F] I'm so [C] fire.
And deep down _ inside [Bb] I think [Dm] you'd find [C] I'm at the worst [F] enemy.
_ [Am] _ [Dm] _ The [Gm] worst [C]
[F] enemy.
_ [Am] _ _ [Dm] The [Am] worst [F] enemy.
_ [Am] _ _ [Dm] The [Gm] worst [F] enemy.
_ _ _ [Dm] The [C] [F] worst enemy.
_ _ _ [Dm] _ _ [Bb] _ [F] _ _ _ _ _ [D] _ _ [Bb] _ _