Chords for Lewis & Lewis "Down To The Farm"

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_ [Eb] _ _ _ Hey, I turned on the television just [Ab] to watch the evening news.
[Bb] What I saw made me want to crawl right [Eb] through that tube.
They were talking about a wedding, [Ab] but they only showed two men.
[Bb] So I fired off an email with an invite [Eb] just for them. _
Come on down to the barn.
Come [Ab] on out to the barn.
[Bb] You won't see two roosters walking [Eb] arm in arm.
They couldn't make a chicken.
[Ab] They don't have an egg to hatch.
[Bb] When God said, love your brother, I don't think he [Eb] meant like that.
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_ _ [Eb] _ _ _ Now in that little email, [Ab] I commenced to tell them how [Bb] two mares can't make a
stallion and two bulls can't [Eb] make a cow.
Well, that takes a male and female [Ab] for the species to go on.
[Bb] There'll be no reproduction if the plumbing [Eb] is all wrong.
Come on down to the barn.
Come [Ab] on out to the barn.
[Bb] You won't see two roosters walking [Eb] arm in arm.
They couldn't make a chicken.
They don't [Ab] have an egg to hatch.
[Bb] When God said, love your brother, I don't think he [Eb] meant like that.
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_ _ [Eb] _ _ _ Now we used to teach our children [Ab] all about the birds and bees.
[Bb] Now the world is telling them, do [Eb] anything you please.
We need to get back to the Bible, back [Ab] to the gospel truth,
[Bb] because a million happy ganders never going to make a [Eb] single goose.
Come on down to the barn.
[Ab] Come on out to the barn.
[Bb] You won't see two roosters walking [Eb] arm in arm.
They couldn't make a chicken.
They don't [Ab] have an egg to hatch.
[Bb] When God said, love your brother, I don't think he meant [Eb] like that.
_ [Bb] When God said, love your brother, I don't think he meant [Eb] like that. _
_ _ _ _ _ It ain't normal.
I don't care what they say.
It just ain't normal. _
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