Chords for Like the Game - World of Warcraft (WoW) Machinima by Oxhorn

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_ I have 300 pounds, 5 beers of rating beer I've got more pets than you or anyone from
there to here You can't compete with me, so don't you even
try I gank 10 dwarves a day and pot gnomes until
they fly [Eb] My build is ICC and all the [D] toughest wraiths
If we played Starcraft [Gb] 2 we'd one shot the queen of the lays
And [Eb] so I'm so [D] confused, despite the elves I name
[Eb] Will I find my [Bb] move or why can't life be like the [Dm] game?
I feel [Am] the white light [Bb] of time As [Gm] it flickers [Dm] by
When I'm [Bb] on cloud nine [F] just a guy [C] Cause life ain't like the [Dm] game
I have 5000 [D] gold and all achievement points You want [Eb] the violet, break [D] then earn it
Like me, I [Eb] am the fashion [D] king And exalted rewards
[Eb] Including Ravenhold [D] and Hydraxian [A] _ waterboards I've invested my [Ab] time and built myself [D] a life
I'm sure [Eb] my pony skills [Ab] could earn me a girlfriend or [D] wife
And so [Eb] I'm so [E] confused and find it rather [D] lame
That I [Eb] am all [Bb] alone, oh why can't life [C] be like the [Dm] game?
_ It's a [Am] 5, 10 and [Bb] I'll pass through [Gm] Embrace the malaysia
[Dm] _ Shut the [Bb] door and [F] power on For [C] the rest of my _ [Dm] days
I feel the [Am]
white light [Bb] of time As [Gm] it flickers _ by
[Dm] When I'm [Bb] on cloud nine just [F] a guy [C] Cause life ain't like the [Ab] game
[Ab] Dance girl, shake your dick and tail Dance girl, shake your dick and [D] tail
Come on girl, [Eb] ride my epic [D] mail And then [Am] shake your dick and tail
[Ab] I'm every player's fantasy With skill seen only in your dreams
I'll take you on [Eb] 5 at a time [D] Cause I'm my own arena team
[Ab] Pony punting, casting, fearing Camping corpses, laughing, cheering
[Bb] Mining, crafting, [Eb] buying, selling Ninja, looting, [Am] legendary
[Ab] Driving, working, eating, sleeping Popping, [Ab] wheezing, sneezing, breathing
[Dm] Every day [A] is just the same [Am] Oh why can't life [A] be like the [Dm] game?
_ Hello [Am] darling, will you be my girl?
[Bb] I'll shard your purples [Gm] and let you ride my rocket boat
I lesser [Dm] than 3 [Bb] here Save a spot in [F] the red for me
I'll place a gem in your sockets
[C] _ [Dm] Day in, day [Am] out, go on Without [Bb] social graces, [Gm] friendly faces
[Dm] New achievements, [Bb] grinding, fashion [F] Boarding badges, [C] CG action
[Dm] I feel [Am] the white light of [Bb] _ time As it [Gm] flickers by
[Dm] _ When I'm on the line, I'm just [Dm] a [F] guy Cause life ain't [D] like the game _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ Welcome to Oxhorn's lesson on music.
I'm with the very talented Nathan Allen
Barnard who will be assisting with today's lesson.
Hello students!
Today we will be covering your typical pop song.
First, start by saying your own name in your song
as often as you can.
Even though your listener is in the process of listening to your song,
they may have forgotten your name upon pressing play.
Next, be sure to write lyrics that describe how awesome you are.
This could take the form
of bragging about how much money you have, how many cars you own, how many girlfriends you've had,
or how many haters you popped with your gat for making fun of your grill.
Then, be sure to have unnecessary repetitions of consonants.
For example, if you can't think
of enough [C] lyrics to fill the space, just repeat a few in time with the rhythm.
The word lie,
for instance, could come out as la la la la lie, and so on.
Okay, but we just did this lesson.
What?
Yeah, the song we just did was the lesson.
Oh, right.
Good night, folks.
Good night!
Oh, no, [B] no, no, [N] no, no! _ _ _