_ _
D _
G _
D _ _ _ _ .
Noisy bracelets
G on tonight.
Maybe I should take them off.
_ Ahh!.
Help!.
_ John!.
_ _ _
Bm Just a second here.
I gotta have a little
C wardrobe adjustment.
D# This is the professional part of the show.
D G We've rehearsed for weeks to get this just exactly right.
They're hard little buggers to get off.
This is worse than a panty girdle.
Any _ of you remember
D panty girdles.
_
G I remember
D panty girdles.
Great way to get gangrene in your legs, boy.
_
Bm Freshman year in high school I used to wear one every day.
Why was
E I a chump.
D _ _
Bm _ This is a song from the days of panty girdles.
D _
G There you go.
D _ _ .
_ _
Em Let your soul.
A sit and
D cry.
My golly gee, what have you
Bm done to me.
Well
Em I guess it
A doesn't
D matter anymore.
Bm _ _ .
D Bm Do you remember
D baby,.
Bm last September
A how you
Em held me tight
A each and every
D night.
_
Bm Oh
D baby, how you drove me crazy, but I
A guess
E it
C# doesn't matter
D anymore.
Bm _ _
Bm _ .
There's no use in me, you cry.
_
D I've done everything, now I'm sick of trying.
E I've thrown away my nights, wasted all my days
A over
G you.
_
F#m _ _
A _ _
D.
Well you leave baby, I'm gone.
_
A.
Now and forever, till the end of
E time.
D.
Somebody new, baby, will say we're through.
A And you won't.
_
D _ _ _ _ _ .
_ _ _ _ _ _ _
A _ .
_ _ _ _ _ _
D _ _ .
_ _ _ _ _ _ _
A _ .
_ _
D _ _ _ _
Bm There's no use in me, you cry.
I've
D _ .
done everything, now I'm sick of trying.
E I've thrown away my nights, wasted all my days over
A.
you.
G _ _
D _ _
A _ _
D _ .
_ Well you leave baby, I'm gone.
_
A.
Now and forever, till the end of
D time.
Somebody new, baby, will say we're through.
A And you won't
D anymore.
_ _
A No you won't matter
D anymore.
You won't matter
A anymore.
_ _ _
D _ _ _ _ _ .
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_ _ _ _ _
G _ _ _ .
_ _ _
E _ _ _
F# _
N _ .