Chords for Liza Minnelli - Arthur in the Afternoon

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_ _ _ _ _ You probably [Dm] gathered by this point anyway, you know what I like doing best of all
I like singing songs where I get to play different [Abm] kinds of characters
You know what?
I mean, I mean [G] all different types of people
Which means that I'm constantly on the lookout for somebody interesting to sing about so watch it
For instance, I used to have a girlfriend who she was a terrific girl.
She was a housewife [Bb] a suburbanite
extremely bright [Fm] and very very pretty
_ but a depressed [Dm] person
_ I mean the girl was down in [D] being with this woman was inevitably a lugubrious experience
And we would meet you know and have lunch and I would try and cheer [Fm] up and nothing worked and all of a sudden one
Day, she arrived in a [G] mist of euphoria.
_ _ [D] I
Mean the woman was happy
[Bbm] Which naturally made me so curious.
I said what happened?
What's going on?
Can't tell tell tell she told
_ [Ab] She told me that she had found the secret
True happiness
_ Here's how she broke the news
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_ _ _ _ [Ab] Everyone's noticed the [C] change in me [Gb] the [Gm] startling
Heartening [Dm] change in me.
I mean look no longer [F] depressed.
I am feeling [G] my [D] best and I am totally in [G] control
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_ _ The [F] grim and excessively sad was I and never
_ _ _ Organically glad
[D] Now life is the [Bb] berries [C] and cherries invaded my [Dm] bowl
_ [Am] Harvey and the children are [Ab] relieved
Oh my [C] girlfriends my girlfriend say it's not [D] to be believed and my [G] secret isn't diet drugs or pills
[Db] Oh, nay nay nay nay nay nay nay nay.
[C] I've simply found [Am] a new
_ routine
[D] to _ banish All [G] my I
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Have my coffee [Cm] in the morning
[D] my brandy in the evening [G] and
Arthur in the afternoon
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_ _ _ [C] _ _ _ Any great days [A] inside my [D] mat today [A] days with Arthur in the afternoon
_ [G] _ Yes
_ I
[C] Hardly [G] say it was [Cm] posh, but I got my gremlin and hurry on [D] down to the banister [G] squeak the water bed slosh
_ _ _ _ [Dm] _ [D] P.m. [G] But this [G] kids it's in tune
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Oh
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Dear [G] but I'm [D] impressed here.
I need a song [Em] Arthur in the [F] afternoon
[B] _ [Cm] They say that love is better for the stars [C] in the sky
Arthur [A] and me
[C] We start loving when the Sun [E] is high from a quarter to two to [C] three
very flower
[A] Just bring another [D] hour _
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_ _ [Bb] _ _ _ [G] Hello Arthur got a little headache all [Ab] my nerves [Eb] are worn a little thin look
I was wondering if you had an opening and if you do who just [Bb] squeeze me in
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_ _ _ [C] _ _ [G] _ [Cm] It's a moon in Scientology to never lost my [C] pencil
I felt till [Gm] I found a practice and therapist who as [G] you should meet in straight me out
[Cm] So when your [C] psyche's steaming, [D] I'll get your primal screaming [G] with nature
[G] pick a room
[A] Go [Dm] activate.
_ [C] _ _ _ [F] I get bit by us [G] in the [G] app _ _
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