Chords for Loaded And Laid (Live)
Tempo:
115.75 bpm
Chords used:
Bb
G
F
C
Gm
Tuning:Standard Tuning (EADGBE)Capo:+0fret
Jam Along & Learn...
[Dm] [G]
[Db] [Bb] [Gm]
Folks, you know I [Bb] finally figured out just what's wrong with me.
I need [Fm] to get loaded and laid.
[Bb] That's the only [G] decent way that I can [Bb] force it to make it through the long cold night of [F] year.
Now, you might think that's funny [Bb] coming from a man of my age, but if [Eb] you think I'm jiving,
[Bb] I finally figured out [G] just what's wrong [Bb] with me.
I need [F] to get loaded and laid.
[Db] [Bb] [Gm]
Folks, you know I [Bb] finally figured out just what's wrong with me.
I need [Fm] to get loaded and laid.
[Bb] That's the only [G] decent way that I can [Bb] force it to make it through the long cold night of [F] year.
Now, you might think that's funny [Bb] coming from a man of my age, but if [Eb] you think I'm jiving,
[Bb] I finally figured out [G] just what's wrong [Bb] with me.
I need [F] to get loaded and laid.
100% ➙ 116BPM
Bb
G
F
C
Gm
Bb
G
F
_ _ _ [Dm] _ _ _ [G] _ _
_ _ _ [Db] _ _ [Bb] _ _ [Gm]
Folks, you know I [Bb] finally figured out just what's wrong with me. _
_ I need [Fm] to get loaded and laid.
_ [Gm] _
_ [Bb] That's the only [G] decent way that I can [Bb] force it _ to make it through the long cold night of [F] year.
_ [B]
Now, you might think that's funny [Bb] coming from a man of my age, but if [Eb] you think I'm jiving,
sweetheart, you can meet me [C] backstage. _
[Bb] I finally figured out [G] just what's wrong [Bb] with me.
Oh, I need [F] to get loaded and laid.
_ _ [Bb]
Yeah, I finally [F] figured out just what my main problem is.
I want to be ravishing, right?
_ You can forget all [Dm] about the need for restraint.
_ I want to get my sweet milk, [F] chai.
_ Yeah.
[Bb]
I tried persuasion, booze, and assault, [Eb] and the way the Marin County women look, and ain't
but a half [G] mile for.
[C] Yeah, _ [Bb]
I finally figured out what my main problem is.
[C] Oh, I need to be [Bb] ravishing, right? _ _ _ _
_ _ _ [G] _ _ _ [D] _ _
_ _ [Bb] _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ [A] _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ [F] _ _ _ _ [Bb] _
_ _ _ _ [Bbm] _ _ _ [Eb] _
_ _ _ [E] _ _ [G] _ _ [Bb] _
_ _ [Dm] _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _
Folks, you know this thing's been bombing [G] now for quite a few days. _
[C] I want to be tortured and teased.
[Bb] I know San Francisco [G] women must have a thousand ways to keep a New York boy all sweaty and [F] pleased.
_ _ [Bb]
You can drag out your fake fur, your lashes, and lace.
[Eb] You can smear guacamole all [C] over my [G] face.
[Bb] Yeah, this thing's been bombing [F] now for quite a few days.
Oh, [C] here I want to [Bb] be tortured and teased.
_ Folks, you know I finally figured out just what my main problem is. _
I need to [B] get loaded and laid.
_ _ [Bb]
Believe me, I wouldn't have even brought [Gm] this subject up, _ except it's been up on its own now for [F] days.
_ _ _ [Bb]
I don't care if you [Bb] want to stand, stoop, or sit.
[Eb] Just don't think about stopping, child, until I beg you to quit.
[Bb] I finally figured out just what's wrong with me.
Yeah, [C] I need to get loaded [Gm] and laid.
_ _ [C] Yeah, I want to [F] be tortured and [Bbm] teased.
[G] _ [C] Child, I need to get loaded [Bb] and laid.
_ [Gm] _ _ _ _ [F] _ _ [Bb] _ _ [Bb] _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ [E] _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ [N] _
_ _ _ [Db] _ _ [Bb] _ _ [Gm]
Folks, you know I [Bb] finally figured out just what's wrong with me. _
_ I need [Fm] to get loaded and laid.
_ [Gm] _
_ [Bb] That's the only [G] decent way that I can [Bb] force it _ to make it through the long cold night of [F] year.
_ [B]
Now, you might think that's funny [Bb] coming from a man of my age, but if [Eb] you think I'm jiving,
sweetheart, you can meet me [C] backstage. _
[Bb] I finally figured out [G] just what's wrong [Bb] with me.
Oh, I need [F] to get loaded and laid.
_ _ [Bb]
Yeah, I finally [F] figured out just what my main problem is.
I want to be ravishing, right?
_ You can forget all [Dm] about the need for restraint.
_ I want to get my sweet milk, [F] chai.
_ Yeah.
[Bb]
I tried persuasion, booze, and assault, [Eb] and the way the Marin County women look, and ain't
but a half [G] mile for.
[C] Yeah, _ [Bb]
I finally figured out what my main problem is.
[C] Oh, I need to be [Bb] ravishing, right? _ _ _ _
_ _ _ [G] _ _ _ [D] _ _
_ _ [Bb] _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ [A] _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ [F] _ _ _ _ [Bb] _
_ _ _ _ [Bbm] _ _ _ [Eb] _
_ _ _ [E] _ _ [G] _ _ [Bb] _
_ _ [Dm] _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _
Folks, you know this thing's been bombing [G] now for quite a few days. _
[C] I want to be tortured and teased.
[Bb] I know San Francisco [G] women must have a thousand ways to keep a New York boy all sweaty and [F] pleased.
_ _ [Bb]
You can drag out your fake fur, your lashes, and lace.
[Eb] You can smear guacamole all [C] over my [G] face.
[Bb] Yeah, this thing's been bombing [F] now for quite a few days.
Oh, [C] here I want to [Bb] be tortured and teased.
_ Folks, you know I finally figured out just what my main problem is. _
I need to [B] get loaded and laid.
_ _ [Bb]
Believe me, I wouldn't have even brought [Gm] this subject up, _ except it's been up on its own now for [F] days.
_ _ _ [Bb]
I don't care if you [Bb] want to stand, stoop, or sit.
[Eb] Just don't think about stopping, child, until I beg you to quit.
[Bb] I finally figured out just what's wrong with me.
Yeah, [C] I need to get loaded [Gm] and laid.
_ _ [C] Yeah, I want to [F] be tortured and [Bbm] teased.
[G] _ [C] Child, I need to get loaded [Bb] and laid.
_ [Gm] _ _ _ _ [F] _ _ [Bb] _ _ [Bb] _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ [E] _
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_ _ _ _ _ _ _ [N] _