Chords for Loki vs. Count Olaf - Rap Battle! - ft. The Stupendium & Shwabadi

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RAP BADDER
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_ _ DON'T FALL _
OFF BADGE
Oh then, you're surely [G] joking
He must [F#] be the reason Odin still hasn't [Bm] awoken
Your whole broken up [G] series of prose must [B] have bored him to tears from the open
Put the Baudelaire's chosen [G] heirs in woes for their [A#] fortunes
Your poe tends to be more [Bm] potent
Look away or the bitter [G] grumpy and Mr.
Tumnus will [D] pluck your eyes out with his [Bm] goat chin
Long ago you lusted [G] over the stage
Your [A#] dreams were crushed because you slipped leg [Bm] day
What's the God of tricks, [G] Ragnarok or Dis?
Like [Bm] Violet's signature, you're zef, not dominant
You cursed friends with [G] Heimdall
Cause that nose [Gm] bridge is the nine realms
So many [Bm] flaws, I can't tell
If only [G] your folks had raised you [F#] better than you've raised that [Bm] eyebrow
Has a feel in your [G] triviality so [A#] outrageous
That you've influenced millions to bow [Bm] down and make way
Hid significant [G] ridicule by children without [F#] safety
Tried covering riches [G#] but ended [Bm] up clowse chasing
Marvels and [G] debates, you taught them from out of [F#] patience
You're placed in a relic and it was [Bm] so much of a train wreck
You're shape shifting, [G] you're out of shape, shifty
[F#] When the snakes bit you like your [Bm] dad, you'll have holes in your pale neck
Countless lazy [G] people could even read all the [F#] evilties that are beat
Completing this [Bm] mortal being ought to steal some escape [G] from me, please
Even [F#] if you look me up, you'll [Bm] be beneath me
What was that sloppy [G] verse?
I wanted [F#] roast beef, damn it
[Bm] So call me the Hulk, [G] this rap is [Bm] low-key Slap him!
Out of most of all the tons, [G] you're the only one [A#] looking like an Avatar [Bm] carcass
When fighting fire with an [G] arsonist, you better [Bm] keep your ass guarded
Oh man, your [G] whole clan got [Bm] out of hand, that's so sad
I'm all out with this dope [G] draft of the pigs like [F#] Bifrosty the snowman
[Bm] The blue's the goat of gods, you're the [G] god of goats
If you [F#] swallowed your pride, you would [Bm] probably choke
I don't have the docus focus or that [G] mind control
But still [F#] keep my staff under [Bm] my control
You're so horny but I [G] get it, dude
Your whole [F#] family tree is a fucking dreading do
[Bm] Heard your pregnancy was violent enough to fight [G] your poor private of blue
[F#] I mean, never took a horse riding with [Bm] you
Of course I'm more striking, [G] the close lightning my author [A#] could better handle
A test of writing a [Bm] lord ideal of the broad like he of Norse [G] Vikings of old
Right, [F#] what if a corpse is to head [Bm]-on dead for all it's piety?
Is it just me, or is it melting in here?
Somebody toss me water, after all I'm shook parts of bursting over my foster daughter
You met Fitz naked and she [G] thought you were a fun guy
[F#] Being with you killed her harder than the [Bm] fungi
And you had a girlfriend but she [G] wasn't down for the count
[F#] Once she was in, you had to opt [Bm] out
I see through your acts and the [G] threats you excrete
They come [F#] more fabricated than Sesame [Bm] Street
There's a scepter beneath your chest [G] bending your spiel
I'm not [F#] talking back to Travis when I get you to [Bm] kneel
Now Count Olaf had just been burned
A word which here means personally hurt
By the deep meanings in Loki's quick [G] quips
However, when you [Bm] were as blindsided as Olaf
You might not know when to quit
Talk a bit of my [G] Caesar, it's pale [D#m] you're derected
Let the [Bm] story arcs it's sailor
I study snake [G] biology, not mental health
[Bm] But with that family drama you should get help
After Thor's demise I [G] needed a kiwi to [Gm] save
My series of unfortunate [Bm] screenings
About all that could be loved by my [G] father and soul
But no, you, that's not [B] how the story goes
Funny how I lost at your [G] boss's shtick
Yet he left [A#] you naked, before you got a split
[Bm] Your birth family left you to melt as [G] a frost kid
Gave you the [F#] cold shoulder Odin had to let you hop [Bm] in
Then Thor died and your [G] lives were disrupted
No [A#] VIP could save this very fiery [Bm] destruction
You'll drown your shame when you're barred [G] with no doors
Cause I've [Bm] taken advantage of another spoiled orphan
Who [G] won?
_ [F#] Who's next?
[Bm] _ _ _ [G] You're the [F#] _
[Bm] star!
_ _ [G] The next
_ [F#] _ Grandfather
[Bm] _ _ [G] Is _ Home
[Bm] _ _ _ [G] I
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_ [Bm] Am
_ [G] So
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_ [Bm] _ _ _ [G] _ _ [F#] Proud
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