Chords for Longhaired Redneck

_ _ [C] Country [A] DJs knows that [G] I'm an outlaw.
They'd never come to see me [C] in this dive.
_ Where bikers stare at cowboys who are [E] laughing at the hippies
[A] who are praying they'll get out of [D] here alive.
_ _ [C] Loudmouth in [D] the [G] corner's getting to me,
_ talking about my [C] earrings and my hair. _
_ I guess he ain't read the [G] signs that say I've [Em] been to prison.
[A] Someone ought to warn him before [D] I knock him off his chair
cause [C] my long hair just can't cover [G] up my redneck. _
I've won every fight [C] I've ever fought. _
I don't need some turkey telling [G] me [Em] that I ain't country.
[A]
Saying I ain't worth the [D] damn dog ticket that he bought
cause I can [Em] sing all [G] them songs [C] about Texas.
_ _ _ _ [D] And I still do all the sad ones [G] that I know. _ _ _ _
They tell me I look [C] like Merle Haggard
_ and [A] _ sound a lot like David [D] Allen Cole.
_ And [C] the barmaid [D] in the last town [G] that we played in _
knew the words to every [C] song I'd wrote. _ _
She said Jimmy Rabbit [G] turned her on to [Em] my last album
[A] just about the time the [D] jukebox broke. _
[C] Yet Johnny [D] Cash helped me get [G] out of prison _ _
long before Rodericka stole [C] that goat. _
I've been the rhinestone cowboy for so [Bm] long I [Em] can't remember.
[A]
And I can do you every [D] song Hank Williams ever [G] wrote.
And I can sing all them songs [C] about Texas.
_ _ _ [D] _ And I still do all the sad [G] ones that I know. _ _ _
I can't help it, I [B] look like [C] Merle Haggard
_ _ [A] and I sound a lot like David [D] Allen Cole.
_ But [C] the country [D] DJs all think I'm [G] an outlaw
and they'd never come to see me in [C] this dive. _
Where bikers stare at cowboys [G] who are laughing [Em] at the hippies
[A] who are praying they'll get out of [D] here alive.
[C] The loudmouth [D] in the corner is [G] getting to me _ _