Chords for Look Out, There's a Monster Coming (2007 Remaster)

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_ [F] _ _ [Bb] _ _ [F] _ [Ab] Lonely, _ _ [E] _ [F] _ unmarried, [C] looking for love
Life was [F] passing me by
So I sent off my photo, [C] hobbies and age
Magazine [F] marriage I'll try
[Bb] They say for centuries [F] lovely Japanese [C] girls
Have been trained in the [F] art of pleasing [Bb] men
Be [D] lonely no [F] more, open [G] Destiny's door
For one dollar they arrange a meeting
[F] My image was wrong, I didn't [C] like me
So I changed my [F] personality
I bought a [C] deluxe Merseybeet wig
But it was a size [F] too big
[Bb] What confidence in [F] my new built up shoes
[C] So smart [F] for winter or [Bb] summer
Undetectable in [F] normal everyday use
[Ab] Look out there's a monster [C] coming
[Bb] Bye [E] _ [F] _ _
_ _ _ bye [C] binoculars and Macintosh
Everything [F] is just great
I take L.A.Q. shouldn't [C] learn to speak Posh
But still I [F] can't find a mate
[Bb] The popular [F] learn to play the [C] guitar
In 70s [F] you could be [Bb] strumming
The [F] sociable learn kissing technique
[Bb] Look out there's a monster coming
[C] Put [Ab] _ [E] _ [F] _
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_ [F] _ _ [D] _ _ _ [E] [F] my Kanabi clothes, I [C] reshape my nose
Plastic [F] surgery's best
To cut down my weight off comes [C] my left leg
I pass the swimming [F] costume test
[Bb] Are my sideboards too [F] long?
Don't my aftershave [C] pong
I know my nude nose [F] ain't running
[Bb] What's wrong with my tie?
Am [F] I getting too high?
[G] Look out there's a monster [F] coming
Disfiguring ugly my [C] facial hair
I had removed [F] electrically
I rejuvenated my energy [C] cells
And regained my [F] virility Grunt [Bb] grunt
He put my hand on my heart
[F] I didn't change any [C] part
He had a machine [F] for a mommy
[Bb] Please be gentle with me
[F] I come to pieces literally
Look [Bb] out there's a [B] monster coming
[F] Look out there's a monster coming
Look out there's a monster coming
[Bb] Look out there's a monster coming
[E] Look out there's a monster [Ab] coming
Look out there's a monster coming [N] Monster coming _ _ _
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