Chords for Lord Funny - The True Sense Of The Word

_ Coming up next, well this fella is a regular customer.
[B] We always look forward to him to give us something with humor.
Singing Kalypso for almost 30 something years, that's a very long time.
He carries the supricate, the funny man of [Bb] Kalypso.
Name of the song, the true sense [B] of the word.
I would like you to [Bb] welcome, Funny, bring him on. _ _
_ [G] _ _ _ [C] _ [G] Yeah, _ _ value.
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_ [D] _ _ _ _ _ _ [C]
Yeah, _ _ _ [G] _ _ _ _
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_ [G] _ _ _ what's the use of a word if you can't [D] use it?
_ _ All words were made to use, as long as you don't [G] abuse it.
_ You [Em] see the do say this, do say [D] that, that does get me vexed.
Nothing's [Em] wrong with a [D] word used in the right context.
[C] _ Criminal swine politics, [G] padding [Em] pseudo-racist.
_ [C] They make them words [D] because all them [G] things do exist.
_ _ _ You [C] must call a snake a snake, you must call a hog a hog.
What else?
[Em] You call a dirty [G] rat and a [D] dog must be called a dog.
[D] Now they have [C] a thing they call jackass, [G] and I'm sure all of you have heard.
It's [C] because the place [G] full of [Em] jackasses, _ _ _
[D] I'm not talking about the true sense of the [G] word. _
_ _ _ [C] _ _ _ _ _
_ Hello?
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_ [D] _ _ _ _ _ [E] The place [G] full of police and thieves, drug addicts [D] and bandits.
_ _ _ Lawyers and magistrates, skullduggery and [G] plenty of rackets. _ _ _
_ [Em] Raper men and prostitutes, [D] homosexual and pimps.
[Em] Boo-boo, dum-dum, stupidity, [D] and also as sedatives.
_ _ [C] _
Politicians and liars, [G] it's a thief, it's a clums and crooks.
_ [C] Pancake face, [D] all them [G] words in the book.
_ _ _ [C] If you're blowing something, that's blowing.
[G] Brushing something, well you're brushing.
_ [C] If you're eating salt fish, well you're [G] eating.
And if you're [D] screwing, then you're screwing.
[C] And if you're going, say that you're going.
And you [G] don't have to use no code.
[Em] And when you're coming, tell me you're coming.
_ _ _ [D] _ I'm not [Bm] talking about the [Gb] true sense of the [G] word. _ _ _ _
[C] _ _ _ _ _ [G] Hello? _
_ _ _ [D] _ _ _ Yeah?
_ _ _ _ It have words like boomerang and boogie [D]-woogie. _ _
Gay lime and jarumon, _ shuskobab and [G] sukiyak.
_ _ _ It have [Em] thick, tough, true, cheap, [D] small, soft, old, [Em] thin,
band, boom, see, [D] thing, bottom, [Gm] vol.
[D] It have peace and love and nice and sweet.
It have [G] virgins and it [Em] have sex.
[C] Liquor, sucker, you [D] don't have to [G] use pretext. _ _
It have [Cm] big stones and it have balls.
[Em] I know Willie and [G] Charlie.
You could [C] either get stick or prick.
They the [D] show Nanny on TV.
Well, [G] I know the [C] dicks and them [G] living just down the road.
So if [C] I see Mr.
Patrick, good pass for a dick.
[Em] _ _
_ [D] I'm talking about the true sense of [G] the word.
_ _ [C] Yeah? _ _ _
Hello?
[G] _ _ _ _ [D] Hello, everybody.
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_ [C] _ Hello?
_ _ [G] _ _
_ _ [D] Yeah? _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ [G] When you're going to the court to [D] give evidence,
you _ have to tell it just like it is.
You don't have to use [G] no pretense.
_ _ _ If you [Em] see Singh dropping pipe _ [D] all along the way
or how she name, taking leather, [D] that's what you have to say.
If you [C] see the sheriff naked [G] and the cops have him [Em] on the run,
I [C] would like to hear how [D] you describe the sheriff [G] gun. _ _ _
It have [C] some big calypso.
[G] Some monarchs and some young kings.
[C] Some of them poor calypso [D] just have a little thing.
[Cm] But Rio de Fosto Brigo, [G] Anatomy Bliss, I know you have heard.
[Cm] So we know they [G] have plenty happiness.
[Em] _ _
_ [D] I'm not talking about the_
[A] _ _
[G] Yeah.
Hello?
[C] _ _ _ _
[G] Yeah?
_ _ _ _ [E] Yes?
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_ _ _ [C] _ _ [G] Money! _
Value?
_ _ [D] _ _ _ _
Yeah?
_ _ [G] _ Check any dictionary for the [D] true meaning. _ _
[D] Or watch cable television.
You'll hear all the [G] words I use in.
_ _ Words like [E]
box, cops, hard, bone, number 2 and T.
_ [Em] Punk, drunk, skunk, monk, [D]
breast, drawers and panty.
_ [Cm] It have a word called impotence.
It [G] have tongues, men, cannibal too.
_ [C] Use your [Bb] head.
They are drug, they are not [G] help you. _ _ _
_ [Em] Women [C] throwing away babies.
_ [G] Carnal knowledge and incest too.
_ Men who can't take a little horn.
Now [D] how could I explain you?
[C] If a female dog make a male pup.
[G] And I'm not trying to be absurd.
It [C] means that she is [G] a bitch and he is the son of a bitch.
[Em] _
_ [D] _ I'm not talking [G] about the_ [G] Yeah?
_ _ _ _ [C] _ _ _ _
_ [G] _ Yeah?
_ _ _ [D] _
_ _ _ Money! _ _ _