Chords for Loretta Lynn - Harper Valley P.T.A.

But here's a young lady that won't goof up the second song.
You wanna bet?
I bet she does.
Miss Loretta Lynn, Harper Valley [Bb] PTA. _
_ _ _ I _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ [Gm] [Bb] wanna tell you all a _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ story
[A] Who [Eb] had a teenager daughter who attended Harper Valley Junior High
_ _ _ _ _ [Bb] Well, her daughter came home one afternoon and didn't even stop to play
_ And _ _ [Eb] she said mama god, I [Ab] know here [F] from the Harper Valley PTA
[Bb] _ _ _ _ _ _ Well I know that Mrs.
Johnson, you're wearing your dress is way too high
_ _ _ _ [Eb] It's been reported you've been drinking running around with men and going wild
_ _ _ _ _ [Bb] And we don't believe you ought to be bringing us your little girl this way
_ _ _ _ [Eb] And it was signed by the Harper Valley [A] Secretary PTA
[Bb] _ _ _ [Gb] _ _ Well [B]
it has been the PTA reporting these facts, oh yeah
_ _ _ _ _ _ [E] And they were sure surprised when Mrs.
Johnson wore her mini skirt into the [Gb] room
_ _ [E] _ [Bm] _ And when she [B] walked up to the blackboard I can still recall the words she had to say
_ _ _ [E] _ She said I'd like to address [Gb] this meeting of the Harper [B] Valley PTA
_ [B] Well, [Bm] it's probably _
_ Seven times he's asked me for a date
_ And _ [E] Mrs.
Johnson thinks I'll use a whole lot of hours whenever he's away _ _
_ _ And Mr.
Baker, [B] can you tell us why your secretary had to leave this town?
Never mind
_ And [E] shouldn't Willard Jones be told to [Gb] keep her window shades on for [B] completely down?
_ _ [G] _
_ _ [C] Mr.
Harper couldn't be here cause he stayed too long at Kelly's bar again
_ And _ _ [F] if you smell Shirley Thompson's breath you'll find she had a little nipple gin
And _ _ _ [C] when you have enough to tell me you think that I have a mother I'm not fit _ _ _
_ Well, [F] this is just a little thing [G] but you're a Harper Valley [C] _ hypocrite _ _
No, I would hold you on because it really did it happened just the way it sure is
The day my [F] mama stalked her to [G] the Harper Valley _ [C]
PTA
_ Bring [Gm] _ [C] _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ [N] them over and let everybody see what I have to do to get on this daggone Wilbur Brothers show
_ I ain't sung this thing [Bb] since I recorded it.
I don't reckon _ _ _ _ _ _
_ I
There's what I have to read where's the other one there's three of them
Oh there it comes
And then you all holler because I break time and stuff like that.
No, we're not gonna worry about it.
Are we boys?
Listen, I ain't going to I don't know about you all
_ Hey, what is this behind you?
There's the other one
Behind you.
Oh, that's ted
_ _ _ _ He's the cause of all this if he'd let me sing what I wanted to then I wouldn't have no trouble
And he's the one tells you what he tells me what to sing
Uh-huh.
Well, that's all right.
He's done a pretty good job.
I believe and these guys have been telling me what to wear
_ So, I don't know about all right folks, we'll be back with more fun right after this [C] important message _