Plastisk Kirurgi Chords by Luxus Leverpostei

Tempo:
136.1 bpm
Chords used:

G

D

Em

C

Bm

Tuning:Standard Tuning (EADGBE)Capo:+0fret
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Luxus Leverpostei - Plastisk kirurgi chords
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[D]
[G]
[Bm] [G]
[A] [D]
Well, I dressed up naked for a week's notice.
That's how people [G] make money today.
[Bm] I tried to get playboys [G] and women,
[A] but I had no breasts [D] to show.
So now I want to have a gender surgery,
[Bm] because then I make over [G] a million.
[Bm] And every picture that's taken,
[G] soon my body will be [A] a [D] national treasure.
Because I want to [Em] make money on [C] my body,
with [D] a flat surgery that [G] will be a movie.
We [Em] cut the penis off [C] and make a vagina,
[D] and the doctor is a shopping king [G] today.
We [Em] cut the penis off [C] and make a vagina,
[D] and the doctor is a shopping king [G] today.
[D] So now I travel around [F#m] like a luxury whore,
[D] even though my [G] identity is a pervert.
[Bm] But I don't give a fuck, [G] because the payment is good,
[A] and the customer [D] gets what they want.
I can be [F#m] careful in business,
[F#] much better than [G] both dick and cock.
[Bm] Do you spend money?
[G] I have everything you need.
[A] You boss and maid, [D] you're nothing more.
Because I want to [Em] make money on [C] my body,
with [D] a flat surgery that [G] will be a movie.
We [Em] cut the penis off [C] and make a vagina,
[D] and the doctor is a shopping king [G] today.
We [Em] cut the penis off [C] and make a vagina,
[D] and the doctor is a shopping king [G] today.
[D]
[F#m] [D]
[G] [Bm] [G]
[A]
[D]
[F#m]
[D] [G]
[Bm] [G]
[A] [D]
Because I want [Em] to make money on
[C] my body,
[D] with a flat surgery that [G] will be a movie.
[Em] We cut our penises [C] and make a vagina, [D] and the doctors are so good [G] today.
And I want [Em] to make money on [C] my body, with [D] a flat surgery it [G] will be fine.
[Em] We cut our penises [C] and make a vagina, [D] and the doctors are so good [G] today.
We [Em] cut our penises [C] and make a vagina, [D] and the doctors are so good [G] today.
How do you get a penis to become a vagina?
Don't say it, I have it on my tongue.
If you, if you, you, you, oh my god, you have to remove the ball.
[Em] If you remove the ball, [C] remove the ball, [D]
it becomes a vagina.
[G] If [Em] you remove the ball, [C] remove the ball, [D]
it becomes a vagina.
[G] If [Em] you remove the ball, [C] remove the ball, [D]
it becomes a vagina.
[G] [Em] If you remove the ball, [C] remove the ball, [D]
it becomes a vagina.
[G] [N]
Key:  
G
2131
D
1321
Em
121
C
3211
Bm
13421112
G
2131
D
1321
Em
121
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Let's start jamming Luxus Leverpostei - Plastisk Kirurgi chords, Practice these chords sequence - D, G, Em, C, D, A, D, G, Bm and G. Kick off your practice at a gentle 68 BPM, then escalate to the song's tempo of 136 BPM. For a balanced pitch, adjust the capo with respect to your voice and the song's key: G Major.

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[D] _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ [G] _ _ _ _
[Bm] _ _ _ _ [G] _ _ _ _
[A] _ _ _ _ [D] _ _ _ _
_ _ _ Well, I dressed up naked for a week's notice.
That's how people [G] make money today.
[Bm] I tried to get playboys [G] and women,
[A] but I had no breasts [D] to show. _ _ _ _ _
So now I want to have a gender surgery,
[Bm] because then I make over [G] a million. _
[Bm] And every picture that's taken,
[G] soon my body will be [A] a _ _ [D] national treasure. _ _
_ Because I want to [Em] make money on [C] my body,
_ with [D] a flat surgery that [G] will be a movie.
We [Em] cut the penis off [C] and make a vagina,
[D] and the doctor is a shopping king [G] today.
We [Em] cut the penis off [C] and make a vagina,
[D] and the doctor is a shopping king [G] today. _ _ _ _ _
[D] So now I travel around [F#m] like a luxury whore,
[D] even though my [G] identity is a pervert. _
[Bm] But I don't give a fuck, [G] because the payment is good,
[A] _ and the customer [D] gets what they want. _
_ _ _ _ I can be [F#m] careful in business,
[F#] _ much better than [G] both dick and cock.
[Bm] Do you spend money?
[G] I have everything you need.
[A] You boss and maid, [D] you're nothing more.
_ Because I want to [Em] make money on [C] my body,
_ with [D] a flat surgery that [G] will be a movie.
We [Em] cut the penis off [C] and make a vagina,
[D] and the doctor is a shopping king [G] today.
We [Em] cut the penis off [C] and make a vagina,
[D] and the doctor is a shopping king [G] today. _ _
_ _ _ _ [D] _ _ _ _
_ _ [F#m] _ _ [D] _ _ _ _
[G] _ _ _ _ [Bm] _ _ _ [G] _
_ _ _ _ [A] _ _ _ _
[D] _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ [F#m] _ _ _ _
[D] _ _ _ _ [G] _ _ _ _
_ [Bm] _ _ _ [G] _ _ _ _
[A] _ _ _ _ [D] _ _ _ _
_ _ Because I want [Em] to make money on _
[C] my body,
_ [D] with a flat surgery that [G] will be a movie.
_ [Em] We cut our penises [C] and make a vagina, [D] and the doctors are so good [G] today.
And I want [Em] to make money on [C] my body, _ with [D] a flat surgery it [G] will be fine.
_ [Em] We cut our penises [C] and make a vagina, [D] and the doctors are so good [G] today.
_ We [Em] cut our penises [C] and make a vagina, [D] and the doctors are so good [G] today.
_ _ _ _ How do you get a penis to become a vagina?
_ Don't say it, I have it on my tongue.
_ If you, if you, you, you, _ _ _ oh my god, you have to remove the ball.
[Em] If you remove the ball, [C] _ remove the ball, [D]
it becomes a vagina.
[G] _ _ If [Em] you remove the ball, [C] _ remove the ball, [D]
it becomes a vagina.
[G] _ If [Em] you remove the _ ball, [C] remove the ball, [D]
it becomes a vagina.
[G] _ _ _ [Em] If you remove the ball, [C] remove the ball, [D] _
it becomes a vagina.
[G] _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ [N] _ _

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This song finds its place within the The Greatest Shits album.

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