Statistics Chords by Lyfe Jennings
Tempo:
133.8 bpm
Chords used:
C#m
B
A
E
G#m
Tuning:Standard Tuning (EADGBE)Capo:+0fret
Start Jamming...
[C#m] Alright, [G#m] alright, alright y'all settle down, settle [A] down, settle down.
If you [B] don't know where you are, this is [C#m] Statistics 101 [E] and I'm your teacher, Life
James [A] in the flesh baby, [B] books out, let's [C#m] go.
25 [E]% of all men are [A]
unstable, 25 [B]% of all men can't be [C#m] saved, 30% [G#m] of them don't mean what
they say, [Am] and 10% of [B] them remain in their 20's, got it?
I'll [C#m] leave you with 10% [E] since February 5th in your mail, that [A] means you better pay [B] attention
to these words that I say, [C#m] I'm gonna teach you how to [G#m] dispose the 90's and 30's, and
[A] show you what to do to keep the [B] other 10, rule [C#m] number 1, [E] don't be a booty [G#m] call, [A] if he don't
respect [B] you girl, he gon' forget you [C#m] girl, this [E] isn't a relationship, if you feel guilty
don't [B] hurt, that means he what you don't do, [C#m] rule number 3, tell him that [G#m] you're celibate,
he's [A] gonna pay for some of your [B] goodies, he gon' have to work for it, rule [C#m] number 4, [E] be
the person you wanna find, don't [A] be a nickel out here [Em] looking [B] for a dime, if you don't
[C#m] respect you, 15 [E]% of all men got a [A] complex, 15% [B] of all men don't practice stereotypes,
[C#m] 20% [E] of them are from homes without a father, [A] so there's a 50 [C#m] 50 chance that you'll marry
a coward, something to [E] think about when you're taking a [A] shower, something to [B] swallow when
you drink your bottled water, I'm [C#m] gonna teach you how to [E] dispose the 90% and [A] show you what
to do to [B] keep the other 10, rule [C#m] number 1, don't [G#m] be a booty call, [A] if he don't respect
[B] you girl, he gon' forget you [C#m] girl, this [E] isn't a relationship, if you feel guilty don't [B] hurt,
that means he what you [G#m] don't do, [C#m] rule number 3, [G#m] tell him that you're celibate, he's gonna
[A] pay for some [E] of your goodies, [B] he gon' have to work for it, rule [C#m] number 4, be the [E] person
you wanna find, don't [A] be a nickel out here [E] looking for a [B] dime, if you don't [A] respect you,
be patient, he's [G#m]
waiting, leave all [F#m] that stress alone, get you a back row, stop [E] being sorry for
[D#m] yourself, [F#m] [G#] change your name, it's [B] gonna take, [C#] time and still, hey [C#m] hey, [E] don't be a booty call,
[G#m]
[A] if he don't respect [B] you girl, he gon' forget you [C#m] girl, this [E] isn't a relationship, [A] if you feel
guilty [E] don't hurt, that means he what you [B] don't do, rule [C#m] number 3, [E] tell him that you're celibate,
he's [A] gonna pay for some of your [B] goodies, he gonna have to work for it, rule [C#m] number 4,
be [E] the person you wanna find, don't [A] be a nickel out here [B] looking for a dime,
[C#m] [G#]
[A] [B]
[C#m] [E]
[A] [B] it's [C#m] gonna take, time and still, hey hey, don't be a nickel out here looking for a dime,
[G#] [A] [B]
If you [B] don't know where you are, this is [C#m] Statistics 101 [E] and I'm your teacher, Life
James [A] in the flesh baby, [B] books out, let's [C#m] go.
25 [E]% of all men are [A]
unstable, 25 [B]% of all men can't be [C#m] saved, 30% [G#m] of them don't mean what
they say, [Am] and 10% of [B] them remain in their 20's, got it?
I'll [C#m] leave you with 10% [E] since February 5th in your mail, that [A] means you better pay [B] attention
to these words that I say, [C#m] I'm gonna teach you how to [G#m] dispose the 90's and 30's, and
[A] show you what to do to keep the [B] other 10, rule [C#m] number 1, [E] don't be a booty [G#m] call, [A] if he don't
respect [B] you girl, he gon' forget you [C#m] girl, this [E] isn't a relationship, if you feel guilty
don't [B] hurt, that means he what you don't do, [C#m] rule number 3, tell him that [G#m] you're celibate,
he's [A] gonna pay for some of your [B] goodies, he gon' have to work for it, rule [C#m] number 4, [E] be
the person you wanna find, don't [A] be a nickel out here [Em] looking [B] for a dime, if you don't
[C#m] respect you, 15 [E]% of all men got a [A] complex, 15% [B] of all men don't practice stereotypes,
[C#m] 20% [E] of them are from homes without a father, [A] so there's a 50 [C#m] 50 chance that you'll marry
a coward, something to [E] think about when you're taking a [A] shower, something to [B] swallow when
you drink your bottled water, I'm [C#m] gonna teach you how to [E] dispose the 90% and [A] show you what
to do to [B] keep the other 10, rule [C#m] number 1, don't [G#m] be a booty call, [A] if he don't respect
[B] you girl, he gon' forget you [C#m] girl, this [E] isn't a relationship, if you feel guilty don't [B] hurt,
that means he what you [G#m] don't do, [C#m] rule number 3, [G#m] tell him that you're celibate, he's gonna
[A] pay for some [E] of your goodies, [B] he gon' have to work for it, rule [C#m] number 4, be the [E] person
you wanna find, don't [A] be a nickel out here [E] looking for a [B] dime, if you don't [A] respect you,
be patient, he's [G#m]
waiting, leave all [F#m] that stress alone, get you a back row, stop [E] being sorry for
[D#m] yourself, [F#m] [G#] change your name, it's [B] gonna take, [C#] time and still, hey [C#m] hey, [E] don't be a booty call,
[G#m]
[A] if he don't respect [B] you girl, he gon' forget you [C#m] girl, this [E] isn't a relationship, [A] if you feel
guilty [E] don't hurt, that means he what you [B] don't do, rule [C#m] number 3, [E] tell him that you're celibate,
he's [A] gonna pay for some of your [B] goodies, he gonna have to work for it, rule [C#m] number 4,
be [E] the person you wanna find, don't [A] be a nickel out here [B] looking for a dime,
[C#m] [G#]
[A] [B]
[C#m] [E]
[A] [B] it's [C#m] gonna take, time and still, hey hey, don't be a nickel out here looking for a dime,
[G#] [A] [B]
Key:
C#m
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G#m
C#m
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[C#m] _ _ Alright, [G#m] alright, alright y'all settle down, settle [A] down, settle down.
If you [B] don't know where you are, this is [C#m] Statistics 101 [E] and I'm your teacher, Life
James [A] in the flesh baby, [B] books out, let's [C#m] go.
25 [E]% of all men are [A]
unstable, 25 [B]% of all men can't be [C#m] saved, 30% [G#m] of them don't mean what
they say, [Am] and 10% of [B] them remain in their 20's, got it?
I'll [C#m] leave you with 10% [E] since February 5th in your mail, that [A] means you better pay [B] attention
to these words that I say, [C#m] I'm gonna teach you how to [G#m] dispose the 90's and 30's, and
[A] show you what to do to keep the [B] other 10, rule [C#m] number 1, [E] don't be a booty [G#m] call, [A] if he don't
respect [B] you girl, he gon' forget you [C#m] girl, this [E] isn't a relationship, _ if you feel guilty
don't [B] hurt, that means he what you don't do, [C#m] rule number 3, tell him that [G#m] you're celibate,
he's [A] gonna pay for some of your [B] goodies, he gon' have to work for it, rule [C#m] number 4, [E] be
the person you wanna find, don't [A] be a nickel out here [Em] looking [B] for a dime, if you don't
[C#m] respect you, 15 [E]% of all men got a [A] complex, 15% [B] of all men don't practice stereotypes,
[C#m] 20% [E] of them are from homes without a father, [A] so there's a 50 [C#m] 50 chance that you'll marry
a coward, something to [E] think about when you're taking a [A] shower, something to [B] swallow when
you drink your bottled water, I'm [C#m] gonna teach you how to [E] dispose the 90% and [A] show you what
to do to [B] keep the other 10, rule [C#m] number 1, don't [G#m] be a booty call, [A] if he don't respect
[B] you girl, he gon' forget you [C#m] girl, this [E] isn't a relationship, _ if you feel guilty don't [B] hurt,
that means he what you [G#m] don't do, [C#m] rule number 3, [G#m] tell him that you're celibate, he's gonna
[A] pay for some [E] of your goodies, [B] he gon' have to work for it, rule [C#m] number 4, be the [E] person
you wanna find, don't [A] be a nickel out here [E] looking for a [B] dime, if you don't [A] respect you,
be patient, he's [G#m]
waiting, _ _ _ _ leave all [F#m] that stress alone, get you a back row, stop [E] being sorry for
[D#m] yourself, [F#m] _ [G#] change your name, it's [B] gonna take, _ [C#] time and still, _ _ _ hey _ [C#m] hey, _ [E] don't be a booty call,
[G#m]
[A] if he don't respect [B] you girl, he gon' forget you [C#m] girl, this [E] isn't a relationship, _ [A] if you feel
guilty [E] don't hurt, that means he what you [B] don't do, rule [C#m] number 3, [E] tell him that you're celibate,
he's [A] gonna pay for some of your [B] goodies, he gonna have to work for it, rule [C#m] number 4,
be [E] the person you wanna find, don't [A] be a nickel out here [B] looking for a dime, _ _
[C#m] _ _ _ [G#] _ _ _ _ _
[A] _ _ _ [B] _ _ _ _ _
[C#m] _ _ _ [E] _ _ _ _ _
[A] _ _ _ [B] _ _ _ it's [C#m] gonna take, time and still, hey hey, don't be a nickel out here looking for a dime,
_ _ [G#] _ _ _ _ _ [A] _ _ _ [B] _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
If you [B] don't know where you are, this is [C#m] Statistics 101 [E] and I'm your teacher, Life
James [A] in the flesh baby, [B] books out, let's [C#m] go.
25 [E]% of all men are [A]
unstable, 25 [B]% of all men can't be [C#m] saved, 30% [G#m] of them don't mean what
they say, [Am] and 10% of [B] them remain in their 20's, got it?
I'll [C#m] leave you with 10% [E] since February 5th in your mail, that [A] means you better pay [B] attention
to these words that I say, [C#m] I'm gonna teach you how to [G#m] dispose the 90's and 30's, and
[A] show you what to do to keep the [B] other 10, rule [C#m] number 1, [E] don't be a booty [G#m] call, [A] if he don't
respect [B] you girl, he gon' forget you [C#m] girl, this [E] isn't a relationship, _ if you feel guilty
don't [B] hurt, that means he what you don't do, [C#m] rule number 3, tell him that [G#m] you're celibate,
he's [A] gonna pay for some of your [B] goodies, he gon' have to work for it, rule [C#m] number 4, [E] be
the person you wanna find, don't [A] be a nickel out here [Em] looking [B] for a dime, if you don't
[C#m] respect you, 15 [E]% of all men got a [A] complex, 15% [B] of all men don't practice stereotypes,
[C#m] 20% [E] of them are from homes without a father, [A] so there's a 50 [C#m] 50 chance that you'll marry
a coward, something to [E] think about when you're taking a [A] shower, something to [B] swallow when
you drink your bottled water, I'm [C#m] gonna teach you how to [E] dispose the 90% and [A] show you what
to do to [B] keep the other 10, rule [C#m] number 1, don't [G#m] be a booty call, [A] if he don't respect
[B] you girl, he gon' forget you [C#m] girl, this [E] isn't a relationship, _ if you feel guilty don't [B] hurt,
that means he what you [G#m] don't do, [C#m] rule number 3, [G#m] tell him that you're celibate, he's gonna
[A] pay for some [E] of your goodies, [B] he gon' have to work for it, rule [C#m] number 4, be the [E] person
you wanna find, don't [A] be a nickel out here [E] looking for a [B] dime, if you don't [A] respect you,
be patient, he's [G#m]
waiting, _ _ _ _ leave all [F#m] that stress alone, get you a back row, stop [E] being sorry for
[D#m] yourself, [F#m] _ [G#] change your name, it's [B] gonna take, _ [C#] time and still, _ _ _ hey _ [C#m] hey, _ [E] don't be a booty call,
[G#m]
[A] if he don't respect [B] you girl, he gon' forget you [C#m] girl, this [E] isn't a relationship, _ [A] if you feel
guilty [E] don't hurt, that means he what you [B] don't do, rule [C#m] number 3, [E] tell him that you're celibate,
he's [A] gonna pay for some of your [B] goodies, he gonna have to work for it, rule [C#m] number 4,
be [E] the person you wanna find, don't [A] be a nickel out here [B] looking for a dime, _ _
[C#m] _ _ _ [G#] _ _ _ _ _
[A] _ _ _ [B] _ _ _ _ _
[C#m] _ _ _ [E] _ _ _ _ _
[A] _ _ _ [B] _ _ _ it's [C#m] gonna take, time and still, hey hey, don't be a nickel out here looking for a dime,
_ _ [G#] _ _ _ _ _ [A] _ _ _ [B] _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _