Chords for Lyle Lovett - If I Had A Boat (live)

[N] The good folks at soundstage also [G] said when they were nice enough to invite us to come [F#] on the show that _
We [G] would have the opportunity to play some songs that could never possibly be in a movie
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_ _ _ [B] _ _ _ [E] _ _
_ _ _ [A] If I [E] had a boat _ [A] I go [E] out on the ocean
And if I had a pony _ [C#m]
I ride on [B] my boat
And we [E] could all together
_ [A] Go [E] out on the ocean.
I said me up on my pony on my boat _ _ _
_ If I were a Rogers, I sure would not be single.
I couldn't bring myself to marry
Oh, [B] _ Dave
_ It [E] would just be me and truck.
We'll go riding through them movies.
Then we'd buy a boat
[B] on the sea [E] we'd sail _ _ _
[A] If I had a [E] boat _ I go out on the ocean and if I had a pony
_ _ [C#m] Right on my [B] boat
_ [A] And we could [E] all together
_ _ _ Go out on the ocean.
I said me up on my [B]
pony on [E] my boat _ _
Now the mystery masked man was smart he got himself a tanto _
His tanto did the dirty work for [B] me
_ _ _ The [E] tanto he was smart and [A] they said [E] keem or savvy
Kiss my ass.
I bought a boat.
[B] I'm going [E] out to sea
_ [A] If I [E] had a boat _ I [A] go out [E] on the ocean
And [A] if I [E] had a pony
I _ [C#m] ride on my boat [E] _
and we could all together
_ _ [A] Go out [E] on the ocean _ _ _ _
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[E] _ _ _ _ [A] _ _ _ [E] _
_ _ _ _ [A] _ _ [E] And _ _ _ [C#m] _ _ _ _ [B] _
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_ [E] if I were like lightning _ I wouldn't need no snakes
I'd come and go whenever I would please
_ _ _ And I'd scare him by the shade tree and I'd scare him by the light pole
But would not scare my pony on [B] my boat out on the [E] sea
And [B] if I [E] had a boat _ I [A] go out [E] on the ocean
_ [A] And if I [E] had a pony _
[C#m] I'd ride on my [B] boat _
[E] And we could all together
_ _ [A]
Go [E] out on the ocean
I said me up on [B] my pony on [E] my boat
_ _ _ I said me up on my [B] _ _
pony _ _ on _ _ _ my _ _ [E] _ _ _ _
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_ [F#] boat _ _ _ _ _