Chords for M.O.D. - Mr Oofus

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_ _ _ the death, scream and you think, you did, atomic [Am] breath.
Inspector, [C] respond.
It's me, that's right, keep my bitch clean, tidy up.
[Am] Inspector, who is on patrol?
[C] There's one at radio 4, inspector O'Malley, please be courteous to others.
Doesn't need a badge, so he's on patrol, never get fooled, cause he knows,
where's kids, so, we'll see to the beat, how many of you girls, still have your virginity?
I knew it, I knew it, you're sluts, and I'm a trash whore, I'm not a woman about your [G] type.
You're [F#] dirty, you're [G] slimy, you're despicable [F#] bitches, woman [D] of the 80's,
I'll screw you in a horse, you loaded on poopy [F#] bitch, you [G] probably had an abortion,
[F#] I bet, [G] bet if I was not [D] an asshole, you'd drop your pants in [F#] a minute bitch,
or spread your cheeks and smile and get the butter. _
Screw you, Lucas.
Didn't mean to do that, I really [C] didn't. _ _
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Walking down the beach, with the sweater on, lying green patch,
all perceived, all delusional, nothing to see, everything in sight,
if there's something wrong, he's gonna make it right,
eyes on the hog, he can eat a whale, screw up his speech, but the thing in jail,
you're still in her, fate, worse than death, screaming and singing,
where's this coming [A] from?
Inspector Lucas,
you must meet, on the right, he's my bitch queen,
Roddy Arms,
_ [E] Inspector Lucas, he's on [F] patrol,
very honored with you, but probably, because of the others,
but the needle patch is always on patrol,
never be fooled,
cause he always know where the skids,
so it seems to be,
[C] that many of you girls, still have,
the virginity,
hey here's one,
[B] cherry and peck,
[C] your name is Shelly? _
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