Chords for Mac Fingall " Big Belly Man"

[Em] Ladies and gentlemen, about 18 months ago, a simple humorous calypso hit the airwaves to relative obscurity.
In that short time, the song has become a blockbuster.
In fact, I dare say, today it is even a yardstick by which Caribbean men are measured these days.
The performer of that song is an outstanding Caribbean artist.
_ And only recently, he was judged number two [N] at the World Soca Monarch Finals in New York.
_ Number two in New York, number one in your heart, Mac Fingle!
[B] _ _ _ [Bb] _ _
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What?
_ [B] Slow me [Bb] down!
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If that's [Bb] the shit in your mind,
He was right [Eb] there waxing,
Oh, [Bb] I tell you what he was,
[Eb] [C] Everybody [Bb] only watches,
[Eb] Nobody watches,
[Bb] Only loves him,
[Eb] Like a god.
[Bb] He's a hell of a man,
[Eb] He's very [Bb] man,
Round he goes,
[Eb] Down he goes down,
[Bb] She went crazy,
[Eb] Kicking and [Bb] crying,
Man, you should [Eb] hear it,
What she say, what she say,
Dancing [Bb] with no big man,
Oh, _ [Eb] she's big man,
Truth must be [Bb] with no big man,
Oh, she's big man,
[Eb] Big man,
What she [Bb] want?
I want a pony, [Eb] man,
I want a [Bb] pony, man,
I want a pony, [Eb] man,
I want a pony, man,
[Ab] When I want your love,
[Eb] I just go to the store,
If [Bb] I can't feel it, boy,
Leave me alone,
I want a [Eb] pony, man,
I want a pony, [Bb] man,
I want a pony, [Eb] man,
I want a pony, man,
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All [Bb] the people gather around,
[Eb] She's so sexy,
[Bb] And so pretty,
[Eb] You should see [Bb] how she drive it,
[Eb] Like a milkshake,
[Bb] She a Juliet,
Like [Eb] a rattlesnake,
[Bb] She's subtle,
[Eb] And expedient,
[Bb] She's funny, man,
[Eb] Come from behind,
[Bb] She's black,
[Eb] And she's [Bb] jelly,
[Eb] She go crazy,
What [B] she said?
I ain't [Bb] dancing with no big man,
Big man,
[Eb] _ Truth [Bb] must be with no big man,
Oh, _ _ [Eb] she's big man,
[Bb] Big man,
I want a [Eb] pony, man,
I want a pony, [Bb] man,
I _ [Eb]
want a pony, [Ab] man,
On a highway to hometown,
I [Eb] just go through the shop,
[Bb] If I can't feel it, boy,
[Eb] Leave me [Bb] alone,
I want a pony,
[Eb] I want a pony,
[Bb] I want a [Eb] pony, oh gosh,
I want a pony,
[C] _ _ _
[Ebm] If _ _ _ _ _ _
[E] _ _ _ [N] _ [B] _ _ _
[E] you feel you are Oh _ [Dbm] _ gosh, _
Oh gosh,
[Db] This one, this one for the men.
[Gb] All the bony men in here.
All [E] the bony men.
[N] Say yeah.
_ _ All the [B] women who like bony men.
Say yeah.
_ [Eb] Oh my [C] gosh, we got a lot of women here.
Okay, this one for the bony men.
Watch me now.
[B] If you're bony and you love it, [Bb] say I do.
_ [B] _ _ _ [Em] _ [Abm] If you're bony [Eb] and you love it, and not to [Fm] show it, if you're [Bb] bony, say [Eb] I do.
For [C] the women now.
[E] Special one for the women.
If you want a bony man, say [Bb] I do.
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[Gb] _ _ [Eb] [Db] If you [Ab] want a [Eb] bony man, who can really, [Cm] really jam, [Fm] if you [Bb] want a bony [Eb] man, say I do.
[Em] [N] What we gonna do for the people at home.
I want you to make all the people at home through the Caribbean feel like they [G] should be here tonight.
So [B] I want everybody here, if you love Calypso, put a hand in the air for me.
And I want the cameraman to spot the crowd and let them see at home how [Ab] many people we got [N] here.
Cameraman, put it on the crowd.
Like this, if you love Calypso.
And if you love [B] Barbados, put both hands in the air like this.
Come on, y'all.
[N] Put the camera on them.
Put the camera on them.
[E] And if you ready to party tonight, everybody [G] clap your hands [Cm] above your head like this for the camera.
Come on.
_ _ [Db] Clap your hands for the camera.
Clap your hands.
[Bb] _ _ _ [B] _ No [Dbm] matter if you're fat.
No matter if you're_
We ain't gonna stop this party.
[B] Everybody say oh, oh, [N] oh.
_ Say he, he, he.
[Eb] Say what?
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[Bb] _ _ _ _ _ [Eb] _ _ _
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Oh, when they [Bb] say, oh, I'm horny.
Oh, [Eb] I'm not strong.
Oh, [Bb] I'm so hungry.
[Eb] So [Bb] I sure she go like me.
[Eb] Cause me body [Bb] hot and body.
Like [Eb] a peachy gloom.
[Bb] I went to see [Eb] her.
How she her?
[Bb] Would she do?
[Eb] Then I tell she [Bb] was so fine.
Oh, [Eb] what a [Bb] man.
Then suddenly, [Eb] she said to, what she said?
I hear [Bb] dancing with them feet.
Oh, God.
Oh, [Eb] God. _
Them can't [Bb] just be with them feet.
_ Gymnasium, bossy.
[Eb] I want to thank y'all very [Bb] much this evening.
One love.
[Eb] Two love.
[Bb] Three love.
Knuff-knuff [Eb] love.
_ [Bb] _ _ [Eb] _ Thank you, y'all.
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_ [Bb] _ Hey!
Woo!
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