Chords for Mad Professor

I hear the other children [D] playing outside.
Keep it down you little bitches!
I'll skin you fucking high!
[C] Stress balls!
[F#] This part's wack.
But somehow I got attached to this nutsack [C] shit.
I'm sawing [E] off an elbow,
looking at the meter on my quasar system [Cm] alone!
Uh_
Yeah, [G#m] sure is, come on in.
Pretty nice place here you got,
and the cobwebs are a nice touch.
[B] _ Uh_
So that's the couch, eh?
Yeah, we got some, um_
[D#] Take a look at that upholstery right [B] there.
That's pretty fucking nice, ain't it?
That's real_ Woo!
I don't know, you alright?
I'm just getting real upholstery.
I ain't seen nothing like that since, uh, shit back in the_ Oh!
_ Motherfucker!
[C] You want [G] my_
_ [F#] You motherfucker!
[Cm] I need your [D] motherfucking [F#] brain!
You can't have [C] my couch!
[Gm] _ _ [C#] _ _ _ _
[C] _ _ [D] I can't get [F#] on the table! _ _
[C] I was never popular, [F#] this [A#] solid means fuck school!
School never liked me.
[C] Boo!
All the kids would [N] always beat me till I'm half dead,
and make fun of the size [C] of my forehead.
But that shit [A#] never bothered me.
Mama and mother, they owned a lot of property here.
They had a snake slab in the basement,
and that's where my free time_
Well, where my time was spent.
I made a mouth with [E] a chicken head.
It clucked three times.
CLUCK!
CLUCK!
It was [C] dead.
I made a lot of [E] things though,
like a frog with a turkey neck.
It was the shit!
But I'm still [G] lonely, I [C] need a homie.
So I collected looms, and made me a zombie.
I could've made a [G] girly friend, but fuck that,
I [C] got my girly right here!
Yeah!
I'm [G] a directional_
[F#] You can call me Mad Professor.
[C] _ [G] I'm a dangerous place.
[Bm] I will make a friend for [C] me.
I'm [G] a directional_
You [F#] can call me Mad [C] Professor.
[G] I'm a dangerous place.
[F#] We will rule eternity.
_ _ [B] So this is like, where you live?
That's right.
Why, you don't [D#] like it?
I mean_
[B] Oh my god, it's dirty!
Do you like_
_ CLUCK!
Shut up, bitch!
Gimme a tippy-toes!
[G] I used so many [F] body parts, it was crazy.
I killed a whole bunch of motherfuckers, like what, 80?
They all chipped [F#] in on my special foods.
[E] Everything helps, even if [A#] you got a finger to lend.
[C] I hear the other children playing outside.
Keep it down, you little bitches!
I'll skin you fucking high!
Stress balls!
[N] This part's wack.
Look, somehow I gotta attach this nut [C] section.
I'm sawing off an elbow, looking at the mirror.
I'm like, quasars in the low!
I'm at a yip!
Look out the fucking window!
I see a storm's coming, it's almost time to roll!
Screw the head [G] on, come on, come on, [C] come on.
It's the thuggish, thuggish moon.
Okay, it's time, it's the switch!
Turn it up, I heard_
FUUUCK!
Shit!
Didn't work.
[G] Under the direction [F#] of_
If you give Tommy Patbro [C] better_
[G] I'm gonna make you suffer this.
[F#] I will [Bm] make a friend for [C] me.
[G] Under the direction [F#] of_
If you give Tommy Patbro [G] better_
I'm gonna make you suffer this.
[F#] We will rule eternity.
[C] I [G] am _ [Fm] _ _ _ _
[G] _ _ _ _ [C] _ _ _ _
the [G] man that made me.
[C] With evil_ _
[Cm] _ _ [G] _ _ [Fm] _ _ _ _
_ _ [B] Hey!
Hey, did you call for a wrecker?
Sure [F#] did, come on in.
Uh, I got the truck [G#m] running outside, I'm gonna go ahead and_
Ah, motherfucker, you just hit [G#] me with a frying pan or [D#] something?
[B] What the fuck, rock?
You crazy, motherfucker!
Ah, that still hurts!
Man, I'm gonna fuck you up!
Get back here!
He's trying to kill me, huh?
He's trying to [G] hit me!
It wasn't always easy.
Hell nah, let me [E] tell ya, but fuck that!
Cause I ain't no failure!
I put the shit with the veins in the_
Wait a minute!
[C] Did you hear that?
Yeah, it's [G] alive!
I just got it when you get up here and be that rock [C] and ride!
Come on, pour it in the truck!
Give it to his [E] ass!
Wait, hold up, pause!
I ain't cleaning his drawers, man, [C] fuck that!
Yeah, bet, get him ready!
It's [B] almost time!
Paint his ugly face up, almost [D] like mine!
I see him twitching!
I'm on a [C#] roll!
He can help me tell the whole world about the [C] carnival!
Turn the Herx all the way up for [B] this shit!
And just wait for that lightning [D] bolt to hit!
Did it work?
You make the call!
Shaggy?
What up, y'all?
Turn the [G] Herx up for this shit
[F#] I see him twitching!
He can help me [G] tell the whole world about the carnival!
[F#] Turn the Herx up for this shit
I'm moving [Bm] towards you
I [G] see him twitching!
I'm moving towards [F#] you
I see him twitching!
I see him twitching!
[C] _ _ [G] _ _ [F#] He can help me tell the [C] whole world about _ _ _ _ the carnival! _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ [Cm] _ _ _ _ _ _
[Cm] _ _ _ _ [B] We will rule eternity!
_ _ _ [F#] You can call me that [C] professor
_ [G] _ _ [F#] I will [Bm] make it right for [C] me
_ [G] _ _ [F#] You can call me that [G] professor
_ _ _ [F#] We will rule eternity!
[C] _ _ [G] _ _ [F#] We will rule eternity!
[C] _ _ [G] _ _ [F#] We will rule eternity!
[G] _ _ _ _ [F#] We will rule eternity!
[C] _ _ [G] _ _ [F#] We will rule eternity!