Chords for Maddie and Tae at Jax Fairgrounds 2014

[Bb] _ _ _ They [C] come, they show up and they're like_ Granny's shirt.
_ _ _ _ Not real men.
Yuppies.
And so Tana, Tana like in shorts and a t-shirt, no makeup, hair, nothing.
And we're like, oh, okay, this is a bad idea.
And so while we're trying to fish, they will not shut up the whole time.
And so, you know, when you're in a little pond, you can't be talking the whole time.
It's a tiny little pond.
Fish away!
We wrote this song and it's called Shut Up and Fish.
Ready?
1, 2, 1, [D] 2, go!
_ [G] _ _
[D] _ _ [Gbm] _ _ [Gm] [Bb] He's a little fish in his red cool vest.
[Gm] Same shorts [B] and white t-shirt.
[G] And [Gb] a little hat and a _
[Bb] little suit.
[Gm] So he headed [Bb] out to the side on the [Gm] lake.
Couple bits [Bb] of food and a cup of [Gm] tea.
I can tell pretty [Bb] fast he had more than his [A] baths on his mind.
[D] Oh, I was fishin', [G] he was wishin', we were kissin'.
[D] I was gettin' fatter than [A] he did and no close [D] stand.
Getting closer, sliding over, [G] crying, love, [D] I catch his shoulder.
Reaching out, [A] I'm trying to hold my breath and [Gm] stand.
And saying I'm [A] pretty.
[Gb] Saying he's a [Bm] lover, now [Gb] it don't get [G] any better than this.
I said, yeah, [Gb] boy, if you [D] shut up and fish.
[G] I'm right, [D] shut up and fish.
[A] _ [Bb] _
So a little while, he calmed down and [G] set up.
[C] Then he went right back to [D] fishin' again.
[Gm] Oh, I _ [Bb] _ [Gb] was _ [A] _ [D] fishin', [G] he was wishin', we were kissin'.
[D] I was gettin' fatter than [A] he did and no close [D] stand.
Getting closer, [G] sliding over, crying, love, [D] I catch his shoulder.
Reaching out, I'm trying to hold [A] my breath and [G] stand.
And saying I'm [Gbm] pretty.
Saying he's a [D] lover, now it don't get [G] any better than this.
[Em] I said, yeah, boy, [A] if you [D] shut up and fish.
[G] _ [D] Shut up and [A] fish.
[Bb] _ Finally [Em] had all the air [C] that I could [Gm] take.
So [Eb] I gave him a cold [A] shower in the [Bb] lake.
[Db] What can I [D] say?
I was fishin', [G] he was wishin', we were kissin'.
[D] I was gettin' fatter than [A] he did and no close [D] stand.
Getting closer, [G] sliding over, crying, love, I [D] catch his shoulder.
Reaching out, I'm [A] trying to hold my breath and [Gm] stand.
And saying I'm [A] pretty.
Saying he's a [Bm] lover, now [A] it don't get any [Gm] better than this.
[Em] I said, yeah, boy, [A] [C] if you [D] shut up and fish.
[G] _ [Bb] Shut up and fish.
[A] _ [D] _
Oh, there's [E] more!
[C] _ Wow, that's great! _
That's gonna be your first number one right there. Uh-huh! _ _ _ _ _
One, _ _ _ _ [Eb] two, three, go!
_ _ [Ab] _ _ _ [Eb] _
_ _ _ [Ab] _ _ [Eb] Well, I wish I had some shoes on my new pair [Ab] of feet.
_ [Eb] And it's getting kinda cold and I don't feel [Ab] all clean.
_ [Eb] I hate the way that [C] I'm chased, do I really have to wear it all?
[Eb] I knew you over there, I can see you [Ab] came in through me.
[Eb] I wish you would say, hey, girl, but you know [Ab] I ain't.
_ _ [Eb] Cause I got a name, 50-year-old name, pretty little name.
Howdy, old baby, yeah, [Bbm] driving me _ _ [Eb] _
mad.
_ Now [Ab] in the world, it goes so wrong.
[Eb] Like I was good news, but boy, [Ab] you can't bring me down.
[Eb] We used to get a little bit scared.
Now [Ab] we're lucky we even care.
[Bb] We climb up, we get shook, keep [Ab] our mouths shut and ride along.
And meet a girl [Eb] in a country suit.
_ [Ab] _
_ _ [Eb] We'll shake her mouth, honey, thank _ [Ab] God for her face.
[Eb] And there ain't no sugar for you in this shaker of [Ab] mine.
_ [Eb] _
You gotta get [Ab] your soul, that's your pride.
I don't know what [Bb] you're gonna do next [Eb] time.
Cause baby, it's [Ab] a bad [Eb] dream, country [Ab] girl.
It goes so [Eb] wrong.
Like I was good news, but boy, [Ab] you can't bring me [Eb] down.
We used to get a little bit [Ab] scared.
Now we're lucky we even [Bb] care.
We climb up, we get shook, keep [Ab] our mouths shut and ride along.
And meet a girl in [Eb] a country suit.
_ _ [Ab]
Yeah, yeah, [Eb] yeah, baby.
_ _ [Ab] _ _ _
_ [Eb] Oh no, gone way and tore straight.
Never did it this way back in the old days.
I, [C] we ain't a cliche, [Eb] that ain't no way.
She delighted _ like a girl in a country suit.
[Ab] She's all over the world and it goes so [Eb] wrong.
Like I was good news, but [Ab] boy, you can't bring me down.
_ [Eb] We used to get a little bit scared.
Now [Ab] we're lucky we even [Bb] care.
We climb up, we get shook, keep our [Ab] mouths shut and ride along.
[Bb] Down some old dirt road we [Eb] don't even wanna [Ab] be on.
[Eb] _ _ Yeah, [Ab] baby.
_ [Eb]
I ain't sure damn [Ab] they do this.
I've heard some real cheesy.
[Eb] _