Chords for Maddie Zahm - Fat Funny Friend (Live: Sadder)

_ _ _ I break the ice _ _ so they [Bb] don't see my side _
[F] _ And I have to be [Eb] nice _ _ or I'll [Bb] be the next _ [F] _
punchline
I'm [Eb] just the best [F] friend in Hollywood movies
[Bb] Who only exists to consent you the [F] story
Hey, the [Eb] girl gets the guy while I'm standing offscreen
[Bb] So I'll wait for my cue to [G] be comedic relief _
[Bb] Can't be too loud, can't be too busy
If I don't answer now are [G] they just gonna leave [F] me?
Can't be too proud, can't think I'm pretty
[Bb] They keep me around so [G] this was just seems silly
I [Gm] say I'm [Eb] okay, _ _ _ cause [Bb] they wouldn't care
_ _ Anyway, and I could try [Eb] to _ explain
_ But my [Bb] efforts in vain, they [F] can't relate
To how [Eb] I've gone out in sharpie where I take the [Bb] scissors
And what it took [F] for me to look in the mirror
[Eb] I've done every dive to make me look thinner
[Bb] So why do I still feel [F] so goddamn inferior?
[Eb]
Can't be too loud, can't be too busy
[Bb] If I don't answer [F] now are they still gonna need me?
[Eb]
Can't be too proud, can't think I'm [Bb] pretty
They keep me around [F] so this was just seems silly
Life [Eb] of the party, _ honey friend
Life [Bb] of the party, honey [F] friend
Life [Eb] of the party _ _ _ _ _ _
[Bb] _ _ _ _ [F] _ _ _
[Eb] It's funny when I think a guy likes me
[Bb] And it's funny when I'm the [F] one who says let's go to eat
[Eb] It's funny when I'm asked to go out on Halloween
[Bb] Dresses and thigh [F] highs while I hide my body
[Eb] Can't be too loud, can't be too busy
[Bb] If I don't answer now are they [F] just gonna leave me?
[Eb]
Can't be too proud, can't think I'm pretty
[Bb] They keep me around [F] so this was just seems silly
Life _
[Eb] of the party, honey _ _ _
[Bb] _ _ _ [F] friend
_ Life [Eb] _ _ _ of the party _
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[Bb] _ _ _ _ [F] _ _ _ _
[Eb] _ _ _ _ _ Who [Cm]
takes it?
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