Chords for Maddie Zahm - Fat Funny Friend (Lyrics)

[C] _ I break [F] the ice, _ _ so they don't [Am] see my size _ _
And I have to [F] be nice, _ _ or I'll be [Am] the next _ _ [C]
punchline
I'm just the best friend in Hollywood movies
Who [Am] only exists [C] to continue the story
[F] The girl gets the guy while I'm standing [C] offscreen
[Am] So I'll wait for [C] my cue to be comedic relief
Can't be too [F] loud, can't be too busy
[Am] If I don't answer now, are they [C] still gonna need [F] me?
Can't be too [C] proud, can't look pretty
[Am] Do they keep me around [C] so their flaws just seem silly?
_ I say I'm okay, _ _ _ cause they [Am] wouldn't care [C] anyway
And I could try to [F] _ [C] explain, _ but my [Am] efforts in vain
They [C] can't relate to how [F] I've drawn [C] out in Sharpie
Where I take the [Am] scissors if that's what it took for [C] me to look in the mirror
[F] I've done [C] every diet to [F] make me look [Am] thinner
So why do I still feel [C] so goddamn inferior?
Can't be too loud, can't be [Am] too busy
If I don't answer now, are they [C] still gonna need me?
Can't be too proud, can't look pretty
[Am] Do they keep me around so [C] their flaws just seem silly?
Life of the party, funny friend
[Am] Life of the party, [C] funny friend
_ It's funny when I think a [F] guy [C] like he
[Am] And it's funny when I'm [C] the one who says let's go to eat
[F] It's funny when I'm asked to go out [Am] on Halloween
Dresses and thigh [C] highs while I hide my body
Can't be too loud, can't be too busy
If I don't answer now, are they still gonna miss me?
Can't be too loud, can't be too busy
[Am] If I don't answer now, [C] are they still gonna need me?
Can't be too proud, can't look pretty
[Am] Do they keep me around so [C] their flaws just seem silly?
[G] Life of [C] the party, funny friend
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_ _ _ _ I've drawn out in Sharpie where I take the _ scissors _ _ _ _ _ _ _