Chords for Maggie & The Farmer
Tempo:
89.8 bpm
Chords used:
Bb
F
Eb
C
Ab
Tuning:Standard Tuning (EADGBE)Capo:+0fret
Start Jamming...
[Bb] [Eb]
Excuse me, Mrs.
T, but would [Ab] you ever [Eb] marry me?
I love you [Bb] like an ass's fondled clover.
Would [Eb] you ever leave out Dennis [Ab] and do Ireland's [Eb] travel over?
From tales I've [Bb] heard, your old man's [Eb] rarely sober.
[Ab] I've a fine big pair of bullets [Eb] and a lovely cocker hen.
[Bb] If you [Cm] saw me [Ab] gander, well, your [Bb] eyes would water.
[Eb] I could learn you how to cheek and [Ab] teach you how to muck [Eb] a pig.
Oh, Mrs.
T, [Bb] I love you more [Eb] each day.
[Bb] [Eb] Will you listen, Mrs.
T?
Well, [Ab] it may seem far [Eb] off to see
that old Garrett thinks you are a [Bb] funny lass.
But [Eb] you'll surely be mistaken [Ab] for him you're [Eb] calculating.
Sure he doesn't [Bb] know his donkey from his ass.
[Eb] [Ab] I've a fine big pair of bullets [Eb] and a lovely cocker hen.
[Cm] If you saw me [Ab] gander, well, your [Bb] eyes would water.
[Eb] I could learn you how to cheek and [Ab] teach you how to muck [Eb] a pig.
Oh, Mrs.
T, [Bb] I love you more [Eb] each day.
[C] [F] Now, excuse me, Mrs.
T, but [Bb] I'm trembling at [F] the knees.
And I'm wondering if you'll ever be [C] my bride.
In [F] my big four-poster bed, will [Bb] you ever lay [F] your head?
Shall I ever see [C] your wellies [F] next to mine?
[Bb] I've a fine big pair of bullets [F] and a lovely cocker hen.
[Dm] If you saw me [Bb] gander, well, your [C] eyes would water.
I [F] could learn you how to cheek and [Bb] teach you how to [F] muck a pig.
Oh, Mrs.
T, [C] I love you more [F] each day.
[C] [F] Seven guard us, Mrs.
T, [Bb] it's frustrating, [F] can't you see?
I'm a farmer and a man with [C] many needs.
And [F] I'd give all my manure [Bb] if with me you would [F] endure.
Or to spend your [C] days with me, you know [F] who to dare.
[Bb] I've a fine big pair of bullets [F] and a lovely cocker hen.
[Dm] If you saw me [Bb] gander, well, your [C] eyes would water.
I [F] could learn you how to cheek and [Bb] show you how to muck [F] a pig.
Oh, Mrs.
T, [C] I love you more [F] each day.
Oh, Mrs.
T, [C] I love you more [F] each day.
Excuse me, Mrs.
T, but would [Ab] you ever [Eb] marry me?
I love you [Bb] like an ass's fondled clover.
Would [Eb] you ever leave out Dennis [Ab] and do Ireland's [Eb] travel over?
From tales I've [Bb] heard, your old man's [Eb] rarely sober.
[Ab] I've a fine big pair of bullets [Eb] and a lovely cocker hen.
[Bb] If you [Cm] saw me [Ab] gander, well, your [Bb] eyes would water.
[Eb] I could learn you how to cheek and [Ab] teach you how to muck [Eb] a pig.
Oh, Mrs.
T, [Bb] I love you more [Eb] each day.
[Bb] [Eb] Will you listen, Mrs.
T?
Well, [Ab] it may seem far [Eb] off to see
that old Garrett thinks you are a [Bb] funny lass.
But [Eb] you'll surely be mistaken [Ab] for him you're [Eb] calculating.
Sure he doesn't [Bb] know his donkey from his ass.
[Eb] [Ab] I've a fine big pair of bullets [Eb] and a lovely cocker hen.
[Cm] If you saw me [Ab] gander, well, your [Bb] eyes would water.
[Eb] I could learn you how to cheek and [Ab] teach you how to muck [Eb] a pig.
Oh, Mrs.
T, [Bb] I love you more [Eb] each day.
[C] [F] Now, excuse me, Mrs.
T, but [Bb] I'm trembling at [F] the knees.
And I'm wondering if you'll ever be [C] my bride.
In [F] my big four-poster bed, will [Bb] you ever lay [F] your head?
Shall I ever see [C] your wellies [F] next to mine?
[Bb] I've a fine big pair of bullets [F] and a lovely cocker hen.
[Dm] If you saw me [Bb] gander, well, your [C] eyes would water.
I [F] could learn you how to cheek and [Bb] teach you how to [F] muck a pig.
Oh, Mrs.
T, [C] I love you more [F] each day.
[C] [F] Seven guard us, Mrs.
T, [Bb] it's frustrating, [F] can't you see?
I'm a farmer and a man with [C] many needs.
And [F] I'd give all my manure [Bb] if with me you would [F] endure.
Or to spend your [C] days with me, you know [F] who to dare.
[Bb] I've a fine big pair of bullets [F] and a lovely cocker hen.
[Dm] If you saw me [Bb] gander, well, your [C] eyes would water.
I [F] could learn you how to cheek and [Bb] show you how to muck [F] a pig.
Oh, Mrs.
T, [C] I love you more [F] each day.
Oh, Mrs.
T, [C] I love you more [F] each day.
Key:
Bb
F
Eb
C
Ab
Bb
F
Eb
_ _ _ _ [Bb] _ _ [Eb] _ _
_ Excuse me, Mrs.
T, but would [Ab] you ever [Eb] marry me?
I love you [Bb] like an ass's fondled clover.
Would [Eb] you ever leave out Dennis [Ab] and do Ireland's [Eb] travel over?
From tales I've [Bb] heard, your old man's [Eb] rarely sober.
_ [Ab] I've a fine big pair of bullets [Eb] and a lovely cocker hen.
[Bb] If you [Cm] saw me [Ab] gander, well, your [Bb] eyes would water.
_ [Eb] I could learn you how to cheek and [Ab] teach you how to muck [Eb] a pig.
Oh, Mrs.
T, [Bb] I love you more [Eb] each day.
[Bb] _ [Eb] Will you listen, Mrs.
T?
Well, [Ab] it may seem far [Eb] off to see
that old Garrett thinks you are a [Bb] funny lass.
But [Eb] you'll surely be mistaken [Ab] for him you're [Eb] calculating.
Sure he doesn't [Bb] know his donkey from his ass.
[Eb] _ [Ab] I've a fine big pair of bullets [Eb] and a lovely cocker hen.
[Cm] If you saw me [Ab] gander, well, your [Bb] eyes would water.
_ [Eb] I could learn you how to cheek and [Ab] teach you how to muck [Eb] a pig.
Oh, Mrs.
T, [Bb] I love you more [Eb] each day.
[C] _ [F] Now, excuse me, Mrs.
T, but [Bb] I'm trembling at [F] the knees.
And I'm wondering if you'll ever be [C] my bride.
In [F] my big four-poster bed, will [Bb] you ever lay [F] your head?
Shall I ever see [C] your wellies [F] next to mine?
_ [Bb] I've a fine big pair of bullets [F] and a lovely cocker hen.
[Dm] If you saw me [Bb] gander, well, your [C] eyes would water.
I [F] could learn you how to cheek and [Bb] teach you how to [F] muck a pig.
Oh, Mrs.
T, [C] I love you more [F] each day.
[C] _ [F] Seven guard us, Mrs.
T, [Bb] it's frustrating, [F] can't you see?
I'm a farmer and a man with [C] many needs.
And [F] I'd give all my manure [Bb] if with me you would [F] endure.
Or to spend your [C] days with me, you know [F] who to dare.
_ [Bb] I've a fine big pair of bullets [F] and a lovely cocker hen.
[Dm] If you saw me [Bb] gander, well, your [C] eyes would water.
I [F] could learn you how to cheek and [Bb] show you how to muck [F] a pig.
Oh, Mrs.
T, [C] I love you more [F] each day.
_ Oh, Mrs.
T, [C] I love you more [F] each day.
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ Excuse me, Mrs.
T, but would [Ab] you ever [Eb] marry me?
I love you [Bb] like an ass's fondled clover.
Would [Eb] you ever leave out Dennis [Ab] and do Ireland's [Eb] travel over?
From tales I've [Bb] heard, your old man's [Eb] rarely sober.
_ [Ab] I've a fine big pair of bullets [Eb] and a lovely cocker hen.
[Bb] If you [Cm] saw me [Ab] gander, well, your [Bb] eyes would water.
_ [Eb] I could learn you how to cheek and [Ab] teach you how to muck [Eb] a pig.
Oh, Mrs.
T, [Bb] I love you more [Eb] each day.
[Bb] _ [Eb] Will you listen, Mrs.
T?
Well, [Ab] it may seem far [Eb] off to see
that old Garrett thinks you are a [Bb] funny lass.
But [Eb] you'll surely be mistaken [Ab] for him you're [Eb] calculating.
Sure he doesn't [Bb] know his donkey from his ass.
[Eb] _ [Ab] I've a fine big pair of bullets [Eb] and a lovely cocker hen.
[Cm] If you saw me [Ab] gander, well, your [Bb] eyes would water.
_ [Eb] I could learn you how to cheek and [Ab] teach you how to muck [Eb] a pig.
Oh, Mrs.
T, [Bb] I love you more [Eb] each day.
[C] _ [F] Now, excuse me, Mrs.
T, but [Bb] I'm trembling at [F] the knees.
And I'm wondering if you'll ever be [C] my bride.
In [F] my big four-poster bed, will [Bb] you ever lay [F] your head?
Shall I ever see [C] your wellies [F] next to mine?
_ [Bb] I've a fine big pair of bullets [F] and a lovely cocker hen.
[Dm] If you saw me [Bb] gander, well, your [C] eyes would water.
I [F] could learn you how to cheek and [Bb] teach you how to [F] muck a pig.
Oh, Mrs.
T, [C] I love you more [F] each day.
[C] _ [F] Seven guard us, Mrs.
T, [Bb] it's frustrating, [F] can't you see?
I'm a farmer and a man with [C] many needs.
And [F] I'd give all my manure [Bb] if with me you would [F] endure.
Or to spend your [C] days with me, you know [F] who to dare.
_ [Bb] I've a fine big pair of bullets [F] and a lovely cocker hen.
[Dm] If you saw me [Bb] gander, well, your [C] eyes would water.
I [F] could learn you how to cheek and [Bb] show you how to muck [F] a pig.
Oh, Mrs.
T, [C] I love you more [F] each day.
_ Oh, Mrs.
T, [C] I love you more [F] each day.
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