Chords for Makin' Whoopee feat. Patti Austin

_ Right now I'm going to bring out somebody who, _ _ she's not my goddaughter, she's not my granddaughter, she's not my daughter. _ _ _ _ _
I don't know how we're related, but _ _ I've known her since she was four or five years old. _ _ _
And sort of stayed in touch with her _ through the years, and it seems like I've known her forever. _
Incredible singer, one of my favorite people in the world, Miss Patty [N] Austin. _ _ _ _ _ _
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_ _ _ _ _ _ So here's the deal.
_ You know Dave has written a lot of music for a lot of movies, and one of my favorite Davy movies is a movie that starred a guy that makes women swoon, even still, even though he plays really weird parts now, Jeff Bridges.
_ Right?
Still a sexy little fella.
And then there's this woman named Michelle Pfeiffer.
_ _ Is that Michelle? _
_ _ _ Michelle, I told you about squeaking in these concert halls.
So Michelle did this fabulous number in the fabulous Baker Boys, you cannot ever forget this number, right?
_ _ And she slithered about the piano in a red dress.
Well, I don't have a red dress and I can't slither.
No, no.
_ I refuse to slither.
I'm too old to slither.
But I can tell you this tale based upon the song that she sang.
We're going to do the complete lyric.
I will just tell you, listen hard to this lyric.
I certainly wish that Tiger Woods had.
Here we go.
[A] _ _ _ _
_ [Gbm] _ _ _ [D] _ _ _ _
_ [B] Work with me, [A] people.
Work with me.
[Gb] _ _
_ _ [Cm] _ _ _ [D] _ _
Another [A] bride, _ [Gb] _ _ _
[Bm] another [Dbm] groom, _ _ [G] another _
_ [A] sunny [D] honeymoon.
_ _ [G] _
_ [Dbm] Another season, [C] _ _ [Gb] _
[Eb] another reason _ [D] for _ [A] making whoopee.
_ [D] _ _ [Fm] _ [E] _ _
[Gbm] _ _ _ [Ab] _ [A] A lot of shoes, [Gb] _ _ [Bm] a lot of rice.
[E] The groom's so nervous, _ [Gbm] he [D] answers twice.
I do, I [E] do.
It's really [Db] killing _ [Gb] _ [Eb] that he's so [Cm] willing _
[E] to [A] make some [Db] _ [Bm] whoopee. _
_ [E] _ _ _ _ Now, [Dbm] _
picture [Gb] _ _ [Bm] a little love nest _ _ _ _ [F] down where [G] the roses [A] cling.
_ _ [Bm] _ _
[Db] _ Picture that [Gb] _ same [Bm] sweet love nest.
_ _ _ [Dm] _ [G] Think what a [Dm] year can [A] bring.
_ [D] _
He's washing [A] dishes _ [Gb] _ [Bm] and baby _ clothes.
[A] He's so _ ambitious, _ he even [D] sews.
_ [F] _
[Em] But don't [Db] forget, [E] folks, _ that's what you [F] get, folks, [E] _ for making whoopee.
[Bm] _ _ _ [C] _ _ _
[F] _ _ Another [Bb] year, _ [F]
or [Cm] maybe less.
[Bb] What is this I hear?
[Fm] Oh, [Bb] can't you guess?
[Gb] She feels [Dm] neglected, [G] _ _
[Bb] and he's [Dbm] suspected _ [F] [Bb] of making _ _ [G] _ whoopee.
[Bb] _ _ _
[Eb] She sits at home [Em] alone _ [C] most every night.
[F] He [Cm] doesn't phone, email, [Gm] tweet her, [Bb] all right. _
[Ab] _ _ _ _ [G] _ It's really killing, he's so [Gb] willing.
He [Eb] says he's busy, she says [Bb] is he?
He says no.
[Eb] _ Well, [Bb] maybe he's making whoopee.
[G] _ [D] He [G] doesn't _
[Abm] make [Cm] much money, _ _ _ [Ebm]
only _ [Ab] five billion [Bb] per. _ _
_ [Fm] _ Judge [D] Judy [E] thinks [Cm] she's funny.
_ _ [Gb] She says [Ab] you'll give six to [F] her.
He says [Bb] now, judge, [Gm] _ [E] what if I [Gm] fail?
_ [D] The [F] judge says, ha [Gm] ha ha ha ha, right [Bb] into jail. _
[Ab] _ So [Bb] don't forget, folks, [G] _
that's what [Ebm] you get, folks, [F] _ for making [Cm] whoopee.
_ _ [Eb] _ _
Tiger, [Ab] you should have hired me [Cm] _ _
way [Eb] back in _ _ [Ab] 1993.
[Bb] Making _ [Cm] whoopee.
[Db] _ _ [Bbm] _ [Eb] _ _
_ [Ab] _ _ _ _ [F] Making, and I'm not [Fm] talking about Goldberg.
_ [Bb] _ _ _ _ [Eb] Whoopee!
_ [Cm] _ _ _ [C] _ _ _ _ [B] _ _ _ _
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