Chords for Mandy Goes to Med School

_ I've been [Em] feeling
As [C] a coat hanger, baby, [G] as a picture of a patient on a fresh [A] IV
_ _ [E] _
As [C] a gangbanger with a set [G] of sutures where his magic [A] shots are not to be _ _ _
_ _ [F#] _ [Em] _ _ I'll tell [A] you just the thing you need to be the [F] next [D] big thing
[Em] Let's start in [A] with a test of your
_ Intelligence and zest [D] for the [Em] counterproductive
Up and down [Am] and round about
And [A] out the back
[B] Keep your mouth [Em] shut tight
The lights [Am] are staying out but [A] no sweat
[B] I've got aim [G] like a [Em] machine
Guess how many [Am] fingers
_ [F#] Okay, guess [C] how many [B] more [G] I can fit [Em] back
Yes, right get [Am] the toaster, but you know
[C] _ Misguessing, [B] yes, you [D#]
know where [A] I've been baking [B] cakes for the enemy
[C] I've been dying [G] to find [A] out the hard way
I've been taking [B] friends to the alleyway
[C] To doubt now, [D] but who's counting [Em] anyway?
Yes, I can [Am] do everything you [A] need from out [B] of my new [Em] SUV
All my [Am] work is guaranteed to [Cm] last the length [B] of your _ [Em] recovery
Put away [Am] those pliers, honey
[F#] Trust [A] me, [B] cause I know the [G] options [Em] have a vow
[Am] A nine month long [A] [C] vacation [B] under two foot coffin
[A] Life in Gideon, [B] uh
Closing in to [C] this unclosed cause, [G] but
I'm [A] getting into it
In some states [B] they say
You can burn for [C] it
But I'll burn [D] that bridge when I get to it
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_ _ [Cm] _ [B] _ _ _ It's not a [D] bad thing
To _ [C#] _ _
_ [Cm] _ _ _ _ [B] _ get professional
[D] _ It's _ [C#] _ _ _
_ _ [A] _ _ _ [B] _ got a nice [D] ring
_ _ [C#] _ _ _
_ _ [C] _ I'm [B] handing out the
[Em] _ _ _ _ _ [Am] _ _ _
_ _ [A] _ [C] _ _ [B] _ Uh oh, [Em] uh oh
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_ _ [A] _ [C] _ _ [B] _ _ _
_ [Em] _ _ _ [Am] _ _ _ [F#] _
_ _ [D#] _ _ [B] _ _ _ _
[A] I've been taking [B] tips from the [C] government
I've been [G] getting damn [A] good at hiding it
Fifteen bucks [B] a month
Ought to cover [C] it
To doubt now, [D] but who's gonna notice [A] it?
And if you show up [B] and are unavailable
[C] My client [D] would love to take care of you
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[Cm] _ _ _ [B] _ He is [D] a nice man
_ _ [C#] _ _ _ _ [Cm] _
_ [A] _ _ [B] _ [D] Fairly reliable _
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[A] _ _ [B] _ He's in [D] a rock band
And _ _ [C#] _ _ _ _ [C] _
_ _ [B] he got [Em] gyneco _
_ [Am] _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ [B] _ He got [Em] gyneco
He _
_ [Am] _ _ _ _ _ _ [C] _
_ [B] _ got gyneco
[Em] _ _ _ _ [Am] _ _ _ _ [A] _ _ [C] _
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