Chords for manic live Roger Miller performance - circa 1965

The fella coming up next is one that in the past year has become a tremendous personality all across this country and many foreign countries.
I've recognized the fact that he had talent for a long time and I've enjoyed his work for a long, long time
and it's a distinct pleasure to have back with us once again on the Grand Ole Opry, _ Roger Miller.
Chuckle out!
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_ _ _ _ If I can remember all the words, I wanna do my new record.
_ _ Trailers for [E] sale are _ [Gb] _ _ extra [B] _
-efficient
_ No phone, [E] no pool, no beds
_ [Db] _ Ain't got no cigarettes
[B] I've got two hours [E] of pushin' broom
[Gb] Buys a 8 [B]-12 4-bit room
I'm a man [E] of means by no means
_ King of the [B] roads
_ _ Third [E] boxcar, midnight train _ [Gb] _ _ _ [B] Destination _ Bannerman
_ I've worn [E] out certain shoes
[Gb] [N] I don't pay no union dues
The [B] smoke of old [E] Snoggy's I have found
_ [Gb] Short but [B] not too big a round
I'm a _ man [E]
of means by no [B] means
_ King of the _ roads
[C] I know the engineer [F]
on every train
[B] All of their children [C]
and all of their names
Every handout [F] in every town
[G] And every lock that ain't locked when no one's [C] around
I say, trailers for [F]
sale are rent
_ [G] _ _ Rooms to [C] let fifty cents
_ _ No phone, [F] no pool, no pets
_ [B] _ Ain't got no cigarettes
I've [C] got two hours [F] of pushin' broom
[G] Buys a 8 [C]-12 4-bit room
I'm a _ man [F] of means by no [C] means
_ King of the roads
I know the engineer [E] on every train
I say, trailers [N] for _ sale are rent
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_ _ _ Rooms _ _ _
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to let [C] [G] fifty cents
No phone, _ _ [F] no pool, _ [C] _ _ _ [F] _ _ _ _
_ _ no [C] _ [Gm] pets
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I'm _ _ [B] _ _ _ _ _
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_ _ a man of means by no means
I can tell [Bb] you're doin' [Em] well, good thing
I [F] _ wish I had [Bb] your happiness
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And you had a do [F]-wack-a-do-wack-a-do
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They _ _ _ _ _ _ tell me [Bb] you're runnin' free
[C] Your days are [F] never blue
I wish I had [Bb] your good luck [Em] charm
And you had a [F] do-wack-a-do [Bb] [F]-wack-a-do
[Em] _ [F] _ I see you goin' down the street
Your big Cadillac got girls in front
Girls in the [Bb] back and a way in the back
You [F] got money in the sack
Hands on the wheel and your shoulders right back
Ribbit, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop
I did it, ha, dad
_ _ Wait for me fellas, I'm here to [Bb] tell you
You're doin' well, [C] good thing
You see, I'd [F] forgotten the words
And they got all messed up
I'm gonna do the middle part where I hum _
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