Chords for Manowar Frankfurt 2016 - Joey's Speech

Yeah!
_ _ It's _ _ _ _ a very good night. _ _
_ _ I know my German is the biggest shit in the world.
But I have to speak good German. _
_ _ _ Germany is in my heart _ _ always fantastic.
Thank you very much.
_ _ _ _ _ _ So, _ a lot of people ask,
when I write to the website of Man of War,
when I write, do people get my e-mails?
And the truth is, yes we do.
And I read one this afternoon, _ _ which_
It bothered me.
And so I want to help this guy.
And I know [F] he's in the audience tonight,
because he told me he would be here.
His [N] name is Klaus, that's all I'm going to say.
So, Klaus, I'm talking to you,
but I want everybody to pay attention.
[Ebm] _ He said to me,
[N] I have been in love with my girlfriend for six years.
_ Six years.
Come on, that's a long time. _
This is a serious guy, okay?
How many times do you guys write love letters like this, right?
He didn't write it to me, he's telling me his problems as a brother.
And so basically he's in love with a girl, six years.
One day, she just walks out of the house,
says, I don't love you.
Have a nice life.
_ It's true, come on, it happens to everybody, even me.
About 500 times, I know.
So, he asked, what can he do?
_ So here's my advice.
_ Klaus, _ _ _ _ start to fuck everyone of her friends.
Because that's what a good girl does. _
Two _ _ _ _ _ by two, do it.
_ Because there's a chance one of them may be better for you.
Because if you're a guy with a lot of heart,
you deserve a good girl.
And the only way you will know is one at a time,
take her best girlfriend to dinner,
go to a movie, have a nice time,
see how things go.
But when you fuck her, pound her into the sheets
so her girlfriend hears from the report
that she got her brains fucked out,
he went to dinner, had fun, maybe go on a vacation,
and then her girlfriend is gonna wake up and go,
oh my God, scheisse, das war die Mensch für mich.
_ _ _ _ _ _ Here's the real reward.
Even if the girl doesn't come back,
he might not want her back,
he could have fucked 200 or 300 girls while he was trying,
so in the end, he will still have fun.
Make sense?
_ _ [C] Das ist die deutsche [N] Welt. _
_ So basically, what I'm telling you, Klaus, is
_ Hau weg die Scheisse und schwing dein Ding.
_ [B] _ _ _ _ _ [N] _
_ _ Okay, now that our sexual and social advice is over,
just one last thing.
I see this girl here, jumping up and down,
your tits are about to blow out of your shirt, right?
And that's fine, I don't mind.
You look like a schoolteacher with those glasses,
and honestly, I would bend you [Gb] over and fuck you right now
if I did, [N] because that shit is sexy to me, okay? _ _ _
I fucked a girl last week, and she was laying there like this.
She might as well have lit a cigarette and had dinner
and watched a fucking movie.
It was this. _ _
That's it.
I'll have some more.
Yeah, good.
Shut up.
Shut up.
It was no fun, because girls that look like you
are really fucking hot inside, okay?
All those Christmas office parties,
[C] who do you think's doing all the fucking?
[N] The Hollywood blab?
No!
They're fucking in the bathroom, [C] drinking and fucking doing cocaine.
It's girls like this secretary-looking girl
that [N] will fuck your brains out.
Believe me, guys, trust me.
Try it, okay?
[Gb] The looks in Ronald Miles are [F] wild, okay?
[N]
Okay, so, bad year?
Lost Lemmy.
Terrible, terrible.
Lost Doc.
I'm sure everybody's got a story [Bbm] to tell
about what a fucked [N] up year it was.
So, next year, 2017,
will be the biggest year I can think of for Manowar,
because it will be 35th anniversary of Madden-dims. Yeah!
First album came out of Deutschland. _ _
_ It will be the 30th anniversary of Fighting the World,
our first gold record in Deutschland, thanks to you. _ _
_ _ _ It will be the 30th [G] anniversary of Triumph [N] aus Stahl,
another gold record here in Deutschland, _ thanks _ _ to you.
It will be the 15th anniversary of Warriors of the World. _ _
_ _ [C] _ 15 years, but it is.
Since I was 15.
[B] _ [Gm] And it will be 10-year anniversary [F] of Gods of War.
So, [Em] it's gonna be a [D] big, special year,
[F] so you better get ready,
[C] because some big, big [F] stuff is gonna happen.
And I mean big, [Db] big, big, bigger [Bb] than anything [E] we've ever done.
You [C] think this is big?
[N] This is nothing compared to what you're gonna see next year.
So, strap your belts. _
I _ _ _ wanna say thank you to our promoter,
our partner and friend and brother.
We call him Dr.
Hantagspatz,
but his real name is Lars Ferd.
He's up there in the corner [Bbm] with your girlfriend.
I believe he has [Bb] problems.
He has nothing but girls that work in his office.
They all [C] wanna [N] fuck him, okay?
But he won't do it, because he's in love with one girl.
So, I said I'd be glad to help out.
So will the band. So, anyway,
thank you for all this support.
_ _ Last thing.
_ _ We will return all the way.
Ever.
Because yes. _ _ _ _
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