Chords for Mark Morriss (Ex Bluetones) - Slight Return - Exeter Cavern

[Ab] _ _ What the fuck are you trying to do to me, man? _
_ _ [Am] Even Nilsson, he had to fucking [G] command an armada, alright?
_ _ _ That [C] was great.
_ I think to say no would be a sign of weakness.
[B] _ [Eb] _ [Cm] That's the Michael J.
Fox in [N] me, innit? _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ OK, I'm not gonna regret that.
Thanks.
_ [C] Do you want Stacey Bedtrack again, yeah?
Alright. _ _
[D] _ [N] _ _ _ Thank you very much, it's really nice to see you.
If any of these songs have touched you and you want to live a moment longer with them in your lives,
then I'm flogging some goofy CD's over there.
[Em] _ _ _ _ _
[Gb] _ _ Don't [N] push it, buddy. _ _
_ _ _ _ _ Yeah, I know, I know, I like that song myself.
I know, _ but_
I know.
Is _ _ it?
_ _ _ It's nice of you. _ _
No, it's not that, it's just that I don't have total recall of every single song [Cm] I've ever written.
I don't know who does.
You know what I mean?
[C] _ _ _ [G] Which is why _ I've got them all on CD.
[Ebm] _ _ [Bb] _
_ [C] _ I wish I could, [G] but I just can't remember them.
I mean, who can?
Who can? Who can? _ _ _
_ _ _ [D] _ _ _ _ [C] _
_ _ Oh, [G] _ you're gonna go red game with me?
Didn't expect that.
_ _ Oh, [Cm] you_
you're the cool one out of [G] all the complicated ones.
[Abm] _ I wish that was_
seriously, I'm [G] gonna fit you into my previous answer.
Right, here _ _ [N] _ _ _ we go, I'm gonna play_
I could play Slight Return. _ _
_ _ [Eb] _ _ _ _ [N] _ _
_ I know, I know, you're the cool one. _
_ _ But I'm gonna play that one.
_ [D] No, sorry, I [Cm] will [Fm] endeavour to relearn every single song I ever wrote.
[N] _ For moments just like this. _
_ _ Thank you very much, and thanks for, you [G] know, calling them out.
I'm very [Ab] flattered that you would do that.
It [D] still freaks me out, it does.
_ _ [Bm] [N] Right, let's get this one on the road.
_ Slight Return, thank you very much, have a lovely summer, everyone.
_ _ _ [D] _
_ _ [E] _ _ [G] _ [A] _ _ _
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[A] _ _ _ _ _ [G] _ _ _
_ _ _ [A] _ _ _ _ _
[D] _ _ _ _ _ _ [B] _ [A] _
_ _ _ [G] _ _ _ _ _
_ [A] _ _ _ _ _ [G] _
You just have to [A] ask and then
[D] You don't have to have the [A] solution, you've got to address that [G] problem
And don't go hoping [Bb] for a _ _ [C] miracle
[G] _ _
All [Em] this will [A] fade _ [G] away
[D] _ So [A] I'm going _ _ _ _ home
[D] _ Yes, I'm coming [A] _ _ home
_ [D] _ _
_ [C] _ _ _ [G] _ _ I'm gonna play that one, sorry.
_ [Ebm] _ _ _ [C] Come forward, we have a pool box [N] in our midst.
_ _ _ Jesus sakes.
_ Now that, that put me off.
_ _ _ _ _ _ [C] _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ Is there a dog in the house? _ _ _ _ _ _
[D] Jesus.
What did [A] you know?
_ _ _ [N] Fuck's sake. _ _ _
Now I've got to say, this annoys me.
The second verse is not the same as the first verse. _ _ _ _ _ _
_ Concentrate, it's a very [Em] popular song.
_ [Eb] _ _
Heard it lots of [N] times, why do you keep making that silly mistake?
_ _ Okay, second verse.
Where [D] did you go?
[E] What did you [D] learn?
Fucking [C] hell, why do I bother?
[G] _ _ _ _ _
_ [N] _ _ _ People's poet, my arse.
_ _ _ _ _ [D] _ _
What did [A] you learn?
_ _ _ [G] _
_ Locked away [A] all on your _ [G] own
_ _ Chances [A] you had of love
_ [D] _ _
What did [A] you learn? _ _
[G] _ _ It was [A] _
unfortunate
_ _ [G] _ It missed your chance to [A] find a path
[D] You don't have to have the [A] solution
You've got to invest at the [G] problem
_ Don't go hoping for [Bb] a _ [C] miracle
_ [G] _ All this [A] will fade away
[G] _ _ [D] _ _
So I'm [A] coming _ _ home _
[D] _ Yes, I'm coming [A] _ _
_ home
[D] _ You wiped yourself [A] in there, didn't you mate?
_ _ _ [G] Now this is the _ instrumental, [A] yeah, shit. _ _
[G] Always an awkward sort [A] of gap for me to fill here
because _ [D] _ I'm about to come out mob-handed again, haven't I?
[A] _ _ _ _ _ [G] _
_ Sorry, I haven't done that in [A] shots. _ _ _
_ [G] _ _ _ _ _ _ [A] _
_ [B] _ _ _ [D] You don't have to have the [G] solution
[A] You've got to invest at [G] the problem
Don't go hoping [Bb] for a _ [C] miracle
_ [G] _ _ All this will [A]
fade _ [G] _ [D] away
So I'm coming [A] _ _ _ home
[D] _
Yes, I'm [A] coming _ _ home
_ [D] _ _ _ _ _ [A] _ _
I'm coming home
_ [F] _ [C] Just for [G] a short _ _ _ [F] while
[G] _ _ [D] _ _ _ _ _ _
[A] _ _ _ _ _ [D] _ Mate, first of all, [A] because it's a coda
[D] you can't just start clapping and then [A] end
or you've got to clap twice
_ [D] _ _ _ _ _ [A]
and he just notices he's missing
_ [D] _ _ _ _
_ [A] _ and he's like, _ _ _ [G] _
_ _ what _ _ _ [A] _
_ the fuck? _ _ _ _
[D] _ _ _ _ _ _ _ [N]
It's _ _ been an absolute pleasure _
Thanks very much to Saskia and Rosette for letting us play
and _ I hope you've got a nice evening and a lovely weekend in Islington Cheers mate _ _