Chords for Marshmallows and a Holy Bible

[B] _ _ [Cm] _ Welcome, lords, and [Fm] _ _
_ _ [G] _ _ _ _ [Cm] season of [G] killing is _ [Cm] into the [Fm] crib!
Forbear your future, _ [G] free you from your past and [Cm] all of your _ eyes.
Happy little love of [C] friends will dine upon your skin.
[G] We'll pocket your gold teeth [Cm] before we notify your_
_ [Eb] Bury you beneath the [Cm] shade of the old hanging tree.
[G] Burn you at the stake [Cm] in that _ ecstasy.
[Eb] _ Purified by fire, you [Cm] see, the truth shall set you free.
[Dm] We'll feel [D] better when we [G] know you're there _ [Cm] eternally.
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_ _ _ _ _ We're [Cm] _
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three-quarter _ _ _ turkey hat.
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Now push forward, don't be shy.
We've got a big [Fm] crowd of the faithful today.
There are bushels [G] of rotten fruit and vegetables around our _ [Cm] _ _ [G]
support.
Dope into your thigh muscles, [Fm] then we'll pour the boiling oil.
[G] Scream out your confession, shuffling off this [Cm] mortal coil.
But healing you is saintly work, [Fm] God knows how the priests toil.
[G] We'll feel better when you're saved [Cm] and six feet in the soil.
[Eb] Can't allow the [Cm] sacrilege, you took his name in vain.
[G] Oblast femurs pay the [Cm] price for doing these [Eb] profanities.
Put you on the rack and [Cm] stretch you till you pop.
[Dm] Know that [D] once you've tasted [G] blood, it's hard [D] to [Cm] make it _ [G] stop. _
_ _ _ _ Duh. _ _
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_ _ Eeeee.
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_ [G] _ _ [Cm] _ On wooden [C] pikes, then scatter them around _ [G] _ distant corners [Cm] of the _ town.
[Eb] Don't let a small [Cm] dismemberment go and get you down.
[G] _ [Dm] _ We tied one [D] to a stone at [G] the lake, we watched [Cm] her drown.
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