Chords for Marty Raybon - Joke About Gettin Pulled Over
Tempo:
96.45 bpm
Chords used:
B
C
G
D
Eb
Tuning:Standard Tuning (EADGBE)Capo:+0fret
Start Jamming...
We're proud to be here.
[D] In fact, we didn't really realize, well I'll just tell you quite frankly,
we on the way up here, I didn't realize the Virginia State Police was as rough as it was.
[Em] [Gm]
[B] I knew he had me.
He [Db] come along in behind us there and turned on his lights.
I just eased
alongside the [Bm] road there and come around the side [C] window there and I already had the window
[B] rolled down, had my license out.
He [E] said, can I see your license?
Yes, sir.
Registration?
Yes,
[G] sir.
He said, Ray Bond, where are you?
I said, it's Raven.
He said, where are you going in such
a hurry?
And I figured maybe he might be somewhat of humor.
I said, well, we pulled a bank job down
in [C] Knoxville, Tennessee and we was trying to make a [N] getaway.
He said, get out of the van.
I said, ain't I supposed to tell you I got a pistol in the glove compartment?
Put his hand
revolver.
He said, you have possession of a firearm?
I said, well, sure.
That's what we pulled a heist with.
He said, who all you got back there?
And I figured we was already in enough trouble.
I said, well,
we went ahead and kidnapped the bank killer.
She's off in the back back there.
By this time, three other squad cars pulled up.
You know how it is when you get pulled over,
it seems like the whole force comes out.
Don't raise your hand right now.
Anyway, they'd had
a little powwow there at the back of the van and walked around where I was at.
And the sergeant in
charge said, are you Ray Bonn?
I said, well, it's Raven.
He said, you robbed a bank in Knoxville,
Tennessee.
I said, well, heavens no.
He said, you have possession of a firearm?
I said, no,
I certainly don't.
He said, let me ask this real stupid question.
He said, there ain't no woman in
the back in that van, is there?
I said, no, sir, you can check if you want to.
He said, well, I just
want you to know the officer pulled you over, said you had possession of a firearm, said you
kidnapped a woman, said you robbed a bank in Knoxville.
I said, yeah, I bet that sorry rascal
probably told you we was speeding too.
Now, [Eb] [B]
[C]
[G] [Cm]
folks, can I clarify just one thing about that story I
just told you?
We did not get pulled over.
[N] We outrun them.
I was down at a church in [G] South Georgia one
day and this sweet woman, after it was all [Eb] over with, after the service came up to me and said,
young man, [B] said my son is the constable in this county and I'm going to get you out that ticket.
[G] I said, ma'am, that was a joke.
She said, a joke?
I said, that's a lie.
[C] [N] I said, no, ma'am, it wasn't.
I said, I was doing it, it was all in humor.
She said, that's a lie,
you didn't tell nobody you was kidding.
That's a lie.
I said, well, ma'am, I promise you one thing,
if I ever tell that again, I promise I'll tell that and make sure everybody knows that was a joke.
Fine folks of Marion,
[D] In fact, we didn't really realize, well I'll just tell you quite frankly,
we on the way up here, I didn't realize the Virginia State Police was as rough as it was.
[Em] [Gm]
[B] I knew he had me.
He [Db] come along in behind us there and turned on his lights.
I just eased
alongside the [Bm] road there and come around the side [C] window there and I already had the window
[B] rolled down, had my license out.
He [E] said, can I see your license?
Yes, sir.
Registration?
Yes,
[G] sir.
He said, Ray Bond, where are you?
I said, it's Raven.
He said, where are you going in such
a hurry?
And I figured maybe he might be somewhat of humor.
I said, well, we pulled a bank job down
in [C] Knoxville, Tennessee and we was trying to make a [N] getaway.
He said, get out of the van.
I said, ain't I supposed to tell you I got a pistol in the glove compartment?
Put his hand
revolver.
He said, you have possession of a firearm?
I said, well, sure.
That's what we pulled a heist with.
He said, who all you got back there?
And I figured we was already in enough trouble.
I said, well,
we went ahead and kidnapped the bank killer.
She's off in the back back there.
By this time, three other squad cars pulled up.
You know how it is when you get pulled over,
it seems like the whole force comes out.
Don't raise your hand right now.
Anyway, they'd had
a little powwow there at the back of the van and walked around where I was at.
And the sergeant in
charge said, are you Ray Bonn?
I said, well, it's Raven.
He said, you robbed a bank in Knoxville,
Tennessee.
I said, well, heavens no.
He said, you have possession of a firearm?
I said, no,
I certainly don't.
He said, let me ask this real stupid question.
He said, there ain't no woman in
the back in that van, is there?
I said, no, sir, you can check if you want to.
He said, well, I just
want you to know the officer pulled you over, said you had possession of a firearm, said you
kidnapped a woman, said you robbed a bank in Knoxville.
I said, yeah, I bet that sorry rascal
probably told you we was speeding too.
Now, [Eb] [B]
[C]
[G] [Cm]
folks, can I clarify just one thing about that story I
just told you?
We did not get pulled over.
[N] We outrun them.
I was down at a church in [G] South Georgia one
day and this sweet woman, after it was all [Eb] over with, after the service came up to me and said,
young man, [B] said my son is the constable in this county and I'm going to get you out that ticket.
[G] I said, ma'am, that was a joke.
She said, a joke?
I said, that's a lie.
[C] [N] I said, no, ma'am, it wasn't.
I said, I was doing it, it was all in humor.
She said, that's a lie,
you didn't tell nobody you was kidding.
That's a lie.
I said, well, ma'am, I promise you one thing,
if I ever tell that again, I promise I'll tell that and make sure everybody knows that was a joke.
Fine folks of Marion,
Key:
B
C
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D
Eb
B
C
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We're proud to be here.
[D] In fact, we didn't really realize, _ well I'll just tell you quite frankly,
we on the way up here, I didn't realize the Virginia State Police was as rough as it was.
[Em] _ _ _ _ [Gm] _
_ [B] I knew he had me.
He [Db] come along in behind us there and turned on his lights.
I just eased
alongside the [Bm] road there and _ come around the side [C] _ window there and I already had the window
[B] rolled down, had my license out.
He [E] said, can I see your license?
Yes, sir.
Registration?
Yes,
[G] sir.
He said, Ray Bond, where are you?
I said, it's Raven.
_ He said, where are you going in such
a hurry?
And I figured maybe he might be somewhat of humor.
I said, well, we pulled a bank job down
in [C] Knoxville, Tennessee and we was trying to make a [N] getaway.
_ _ _ He said, get out of the van.
_ I said, ain't I supposed to tell you I got a pistol in the glove compartment?
Put his hand
revolver.
He said, you have possession of a firearm?
I said, well, sure.
That's what we pulled a heist with.
He said, who all you got back there?
And I figured we was already in enough trouble.
I said, well,
we went ahead and kidnapped the bank killer.
She's off in the back back there.
By this time, three other squad cars pulled up.
You know how it is when you get pulled over,
it seems like the whole force comes out.
Don't raise your hand right now. _ _
_ Anyway, they'd had
a little powwow there at the back of the van and walked around where I was at.
And the sergeant in
charge said, are you Ray Bonn?
I said, well, it's Raven.
_ He said, you robbed a bank in Knoxville,
Tennessee.
I said, well, heavens no.
He said, you have possession of a firearm?
I said, no,
I certainly don't.
He said, let me ask this real stupid question.
He said, there ain't no woman in
the back in that van, is there?
I said, no, sir, you can check if you want to.
He said, well, I just
want you to know the officer pulled you over, said you had possession of a firearm, said you
kidnapped a woman, said you robbed a bank in Knoxville.
I said, yeah, I bet that sorry rascal
probably told you we was speeding too. _ _
Now, [Eb] _ _ _ _ _ _ [B] _
_ _ _ _ [C] _ _ _ _
_ _ [G] _ _ [Cm] _ _ _
folks, can I clarify just one thing about that story I
just told you?
We did not get pulled over.
[N] _ _ We outrun them. _
_ _ _ I was down at a church in [G] South Georgia one
day and this sweet woman, after it was all [Eb] over with, after the service came up to me and said,
young man, [B] said my son is the constable in this county and I'm going to get you out that ticket.
_ _ [G] _ I said, ma'am, that was a joke.
She said, a joke?
I said, that's a lie.
[C] _ [N] I said, no, ma'am, it wasn't.
I said, I was doing it, it was all in humor.
She said, that's a lie,
you didn't tell nobody you was kidding.
That's a lie.
I said, well, ma'am, I promise you one thing,
if I ever tell that again, I promise I'll tell that and make sure everybody knows that was a joke.
Fine folks of Marion,
[D] In fact, we didn't really realize, _ well I'll just tell you quite frankly,
we on the way up here, I didn't realize the Virginia State Police was as rough as it was.
[Em] _ _ _ _ [Gm] _
_ [B] I knew he had me.
He [Db] come along in behind us there and turned on his lights.
I just eased
alongside the [Bm] road there and _ come around the side [C] _ window there and I already had the window
[B] rolled down, had my license out.
He [E] said, can I see your license?
Yes, sir.
Registration?
Yes,
[G] sir.
He said, Ray Bond, where are you?
I said, it's Raven.
_ He said, where are you going in such
a hurry?
And I figured maybe he might be somewhat of humor.
I said, well, we pulled a bank job down
in [C] Knoxville, Tennessee and we was trying to make a [N] getaway.
_ _ _ He said, get out of the van.
_ I said, ain't I supposed to tell you I got a pistol in the glove compartment?
Put his hand
revolver.
He said, you have possession of a firearm?
I said, well, sure.
That's what we pulled a heist with.
He said, who all you got back there?
And I figured we was already in enough trouble.
I said, well,
we went ahead and kidnapped the bank killer.
She's off in the back back there.
By this time, three other squad cars pulled up.
You know how it is when you get pulled over,
it seems like the whole force comes out.
Don't raise your hand right now. _ _
_ Anyway, they'd had
a little powwow there at the back of the van and walked around where I was at.
And the sergeant in
charge said, are you Ray Bonn?
I said, well, it's Raven.
_ He said, you robbed a bank in Knoxville,
Tennessee.
I said, well, heavens no.
He said, you have possession of a firearm?
I said, no,
I certainly don't.
He said, let me ask this real stupid question.
He said, there ain't no woman in
the back in that van, is there?
I said, no, sir, you can check if you want to.
He said, well, I just
want you to know the officer pulled you over, said you had possession of a firearm, said you
kidnapped a woman, said you robbed a bank in Knoxville.
I said, yeah, I bet that sorry rascal
probably told you we was speeding too. _ _
Now, [Eb] _ _ _ _ _ _ [B] _
_ _ _ _ [C] _ _ _ _
_ _ [G] _ _ [Cm] _ _ _
folks, can I clarify just one thing about that story I
just told you?
We did not get pulled over.
[N] _ _ We outrun them. _
_ _ _ I was down at a church in [G] South Georgia one
day and this sweet woman, after it was all [Eb] over with, after the service came up to me and said,
young man, [B] said my son is the constable in this county and I'm going to get you out that ticket.
_ _ [G] _ I said, ma'am, that was a joke.
She said, a joke?
I said, that's a lie.
[C] _ [N] I said, no, ma'am, it wasn't.
I said, I was doing it, it was all in humor.
She said, that's a lie,
you didn't tell nobody you was kidding.
That's a lie.
I said, well, ma'am, I promise you one thing,
if I ever tell that again, I promise I'll tell that and make sure everybody knows that was a joke.
Fine folks of Marion,