Chords for Mary Richards drunk (Mary Tyler Moore Show)

And that's a day in the life of Councilman Harkney.
This is Ted Baxter saying good night and good news.
[Eb] I hope you're satisfied.
We had a fire here once and more people stayed.
_ [Em] _ _
Harry, I don't believe it.
You've done the impossible.
You've made Ted Baxter look dull.
_ _ Well, I'm leaving.
Uh, the check taken care of, Lou?
No, it [Eb] isn't, Ted.
That's okay, no rush.
_ [N] _ It _ _ was terrific.
I thought it was just terrific. _
[E] In fact, I think it was more than terrific.
I think it was [Ab] terrific and I am sure that everybody really loved that [Eb] show.
_ [G]
Really.
_ _ _ _ _ _ [Eb]
There _ _ _ were 20 people here.
Not one of [D] them stayed.
A drunk at the bar watched for two minutes and [N] then went home to his wife.
_ _ Yeah, and he's been divorced for 15 years. _
Listen, I gotta go back to work.
_ [G] _ Well, you just listen.
Just because people left doesn't mean that they didn't really love that show.
It just means that they had other places to go.
[Bbm] _ _ _ [Eb] _
_ _ What about the ones who didn't [A] finish their [F] drinks?
Not thirsty.
_ _ [Ab] _ Murray left after the first [A] commercial.
Well, [Bb] Mr.
Grant, I have my theory that everybody loved [Cm] the show.
[Eb] And apparently you have another [Fm] theory.
_ [Ab] What is your theory?
[Eb] _
_ _ [D] _ _ _ [Ebm] _ _ [A] _
[Ab] My theory is [Eb] that if we showed this [Ab] documentary by satellite to the world,
[E] this would no longer be a crowded planet.
[F] _
_ Well, let me just say this to you then. _
_ _ [Cm] _ _ [F] I know you're right.
_ _ _ _ [Eb] To watch the good things that happen in a documentary,
_ [Db] they only want to [Bb] watch the rotten things.
_ _ Do you know what [F] that means, Mr.
Grant? _
That if it weren't for the rotten things that happen in [Ab] this world,
we couldn't put on the news show.
_ [Fm] We should be grateful [Bb] to all the people who do those rotten things.
[Eb] _ We should stop them in the streets and say,
Thank you, Mr.
[D] Mugger.
_ _ _ [Eb] _ _ [C] _
Mr.
Thief.
Thank you, Mr.
[Eb] Maniac. _ _
Thank you, Mr.
Grant.
_ [Abm] _ _ _ [Ab]
If it weren't for those people, you and I would be out of [Bb] jobs.
[Eb] It's a lousy business we're in, Mr.
Grant.
[Ab] _ I quiz.
_ [G] _
_ [Ab] _ Mary, don't [D] be silly.
It's a lousy business, Mr.
Grant, and [Bbm] it's a lousy world.
[Eb] And I am going to Africa to work with [N] Schweitzer.
_ _ Albert _ _ _
_ _ _ _ [Ab] _ _ _ _
_ _ [Fm] Schweitzer is dead.
[Bb] _ _ [Cm]
Do you see what I [Eb] mean?
_ [G] _ Lousy world.
[C] _ _ _ _ _ [Eb] _ _ _
[Bbm] _ _ [G] _ _ [Ab] _ _ _ [Dm]
[Bbm] It wasn't such a bad idea [F] you had.
People probably do want to watch good news.
[Bb] _ You want to know what the trouble with [Cm] tonight was?
I'll [Eb] tell you what the trouble was.
[Ab] _ We put on a bad show.
[Ebm] You [F] and I [Bbm] pooled our talents
to [E] produce the worst documentary in the history of television.
We [Ab] did a really lousy job.
Mr.
Grant?
What?
[Gm] _
[Eb] Are you sure you're not just saying that to cheer me up? _
[Bb] _ _ _ _ _ _ _ [N] _