Chords for Masculine Women! Feminine Men!
Tempo:
103.15 bpm
Chords used:
A
G
D
E
Gm
Tuning:Standard Tuning (EADGBE)Capo:+0fret
Start Jamming...
[G] [E]
[D] [G]
[A] [D] [A] [D]
[A] Hey, [D] hey, women are [G] going mad today.
[A] Hey, [D] hey, fellas are [G] just as bad, I'll say.
[A] Go [D] anywhere, [A] just [D] stand and stare.
You'll say [E] they're butch [A] when you look at the [D] clothes they wear.
[Gm] Masculine women, feminine [A] men, which is the rooster, which is the [G] hen?
It's hard to tell them apart [A] today [D] and say.
[Gm] Sisner is busy learning to [A] shave, brother just loves his permanent [G] wave.
It's [E] hard to tell them apart [G] today.
Hey, hey, [B] girls were girls and boys were [E] boys when I was a top.
[A] Now we don't know who is [F] who or even what's what.
[Gm] Knickers and trousers, baggy and [G] wide, nobody [E] knows who's walking inside.
Those [A] masculine women and [G] feminine men.
[A] [D] [A] [D]
[A] Stop, [D] look, listen and [G] you'll agree with me.
[A] Things [D] are not what they [G] used to be, you'll see.
[A] You [D] say hello [A] to [D] Uncle Joe.
Then [E] look again [A] and you'll find it's your [D] auntie Blow.
[Gm] Masculine women and feminine [A] men, which is the rooster, which is the [G] hen?
It's hard to tell them [A] apart today [D] and say.
Why, [Gm] Auntie is smoking, rolling her [A] own, Uncle is always buying [G] cologne.
It's [E] hard to tell them apart [G] [C] today.
Hey, hey, [B] you go in to give your girl [E] a kiss in the hall.
[A] But instead you find you're [F] kissing her [D] brother Paul.
[Gm] Ma's got a sweater up to her [G] chin, Pa's got a [E] girdle holding him [Gm] in.
Those [D] masculine women and [G] feminine [Eb] men.
[C] [A]
[G] [A] [D]
[Gm] Now, wifey is playing billiards in pool, [A] hubby is dressing the kiddies for [Gm] school.
It's hard [E] to tell them apart [G] today.
Hey, hey, [B] since the Prince of Wales in [E] ladies' dresses was seen.
[A] What does he intend to be, [F] the king or the queen?
[Gm] Why, grandmother buys those tailor-made clothes, [G] grandfather tries [E] to smell like a [D] rose.
Those masculine women and [G] feminine men.
[C] [G] [E]
[D] [A] [G]
[D] [G]
[A] [D] [A] [D]
[A] Hey, [D] hey, women are [G] going mad today.
[A] Hey, [D] hey, fellas are [G] just as bad, I'll say.
[A] Go [D] anywhere, [A] just [D] stand and stare.
You'll say [E] they're butch [A] when you look at the [D] clothes they wear.
[Gm] Masculine women, feminine [A] men, which is the rooster, which is the [G] hen?
It's hard to tell them apart [A] today [D] and say.
[Gm] Sisner is busy learning to [A] shave, brother just loves his permanent [G] wave.
It's [E] hard to tell them apart [G] today.
Hey, hey, [B] girls were girls and boys were [E] boys when I was a top.
[A] Now we don't know who is [F] who or even what's what.
[Gm] Knickers and trousers, baggy and [G] wide, nobody [E] knows who's walking inside.
Those [A] masculine women and [G] feminine men.
[A] [D] [A] [D]
[A] Stop, [D] look, listen and [G] you'll agree with me.
[A] Things [D] are not what they [G] used to be, you'll see.
[A] You [D] say hello [A] to [D] Uncle Joe.
Then [E] look again [A] and you'll find it's your [D] auntie Blow.
[Gm] Masculine women and feminine [A] men, which is the rooster, which is the [G] hen?
It's hard to tell them [A] apart today [D] and say.
Why, [Gm] Auntie is smoking, rolling her [A] own, Uncle is always buying [G] cologne.
It's [E] hard to tell them apart [G] [C] today.
Hey, hey, [B] you go in to give your girl [E] a kiss in the hall.
[A] But instead you find you're [F] kissing her [D] brother Paul.
[Gm] Ma's got a sweater up to her [G] chin, Pa's got a [E] girdle holding him [Gm] in.
Those [D] masculine women and [G] feminine [Eb] men.
[C] [A]
[G] [A] [D]
[Gm] Now, wifey is playing billiards in pool, [A] hubby is dressing the kiddies for [Gm] school.
It's hard [E] to tell them apart [G] today.
Hey, hey, [B] since the Prince of Wales in [E] ladies' dresses was seen.
[A] What does he intend to be, [F] the king or the queen?
[Gm] Why, grandmother buys those tailor-made clothes, [G] grandfather tries [E] to smell like a [D] rose.
Those masculine women and [G] feminine men.
[C] [G] [E]
[D] [A] [G]
Key:
A
G
D
E
Gm
A
G
D
_ _ _ _ _ [G] _ _ [E] _
_ [D] _ _ _ _ [G] _ _ _
_ [A] _ _ [D] _ _ [A] _ _ [D] _
_ [A] Hey, [D] hey, women are [G] going mad today.
_ [A] Hey, [D] hey, fellas are [G] just as bad, I'll say.
[A] Go [D] anywhere, _ [A] just [D] stand and stare.
You'll say [E] they're butch [A] when you look at the [D] clothes they wear.
[Gm] Masculine women, feminine [A] men, which is the rooster, which is the [G] hen?
It's hard to tell them apart [A] today [D] and say.
[Gm] Sisner is busy learning to [A] shave, brother just loves his permanent [G] wave.
It's [E] hard to tell them apart [G] today.
Hey, hey, [B] girls were girls and boys were [E] boys when I was a top.
[A] Now we don't know who is [F] who or even what's what.
[Gm] Knickers and trousers, baggy and [G] wide, nobody [E] knows who's walking inside.
Those [A] masculine women and [G] feminine men.
_ [A] _ _ [D] _ _ [A] _ _ [D] _
_ [A] Stop, [D] look, listen and [G] you'll agree with me.
[A] Things [D] are not what they [G] used to be, you'll see.
[A] You [D] say hello [A] to [D] Uncle Joe.
Then [E] look again [A] and you'll find it's your [D] auntie Blow.
[Gm] Masculine women and feminine [A] men, which is the rooster, which is the [G] hen?
It's hard to tell them [A] apart today [D] and say.
Why, [Gm] Auntie is smoking, rolling her [A] own, Uncle is always buying [G] cologne.
It's [E] hard to tell them apart [G] [C] today.
Hey, hey, [B] you go in to give your girl [E] a kiss in the hall.
[A] But instead you find you're [F] kissing her [D] brother Paul.
[Gm] Ma's got a sweater up to her [G] chin, Pa's got a [E] girdle holding him [Gm] in.
Those [D] masculine women and [G] feminine [Eb] men.
_ [C] _ _ _ _ [A] _ _ _
_ [G] _ _ _ _ [A] _ _ [D] _
[Gm] Now, wifey is playing billiards in pool, [A] hubby is dressing the kiddies for [Gm] school.
It's hard [E] to tell them apart [G] today.
Hey, hey, [B] since the Prince of Wales in [E] ladies' dresses was seen.
[A] What does he intend to be, [F] the king or the queen?
[Gm] Why, grandmother buys those tailor-made clothes, [G] grandfather tries [E] to smell like a [D] rose.
Those masculine women and [G] feminine men. _ _
_ [C] _ _ _ _ [G] _ _ [E] _
_ [D] _ _ [A] _ _ [G] _ _ _
_ [D] _ _ _ _ [G] _ _ _
_ [A] _ _ [D] _ _ [A] _ _ [D] _
_ [A] Hey, [D] hey, women are [G] going mad today.
_ [A] Hey, [D] hey, fellas are [G] just as bad, I'll say.
[A] Go [D] anywhere, _ [A] just [D] stand and stare.
You'll say [E] they're butch [A] when you look at the [D] clothes they wear.
[Gm] Masculine women, feminine [A] men, which is the rooster, which is the [G] hen?
It's hard to tell them apart [A] today [D] and say.
[Gm] Sisner is busy learning to [A] shave, brother just loves his permanent [G] wave.
It's [E] hard to tell them apart [G] today.
Hey, hey, [B] girls were girls and boys were [E] boys when I was a top.
[A] Now we don't know who is [F] who or even what's what.
[Gm] Knickers and trousers, baggy and [G] wide, nobody [E] knows who's walking inside.
Those [A] masculine women and [G] feminine men.
_ [A] _ _ [D] _ _ [A] _ _ [D] _
_ [A] Stop, [D] look, listen and [G] you'll agree with me.
[A] Things [D] are not what they [G] used to be, you'll see.
[A] You [D] say hello [A] to [D] Uncle Joe.
Then [E] look again [A] and you'll find it's your [D] auntie Blow.
[Gm] Masculine women and feminine [A] men, which is the rooster, which is the [G] hen?
It's hard to tell them [A] apart today [D] and say.
Why, [Gm] Auntie is smoking, rolling her [A] own, Uncle is always buying [G] cologne.
It's [E] hard to tell them apart [G] [C] today.
Hey, hey, [B] you go in to give your girl [E] a kiss in the hall.
[A] But instead you find you're [F] kissing her [D] brother Paul.
[Gm] Ma's got a sweater up to her [G] chin, Pa's got a [E] girdle holding him [Gm] in.
Those [D] masculine women and [G] feminine [Eb] men.
_ [C] _ _ _ _ [A] _ _ _
_ [G] _ _ _ _ [A] _ _ [D] _
[Gm] Now, wifey is playing billiards in pool, [A] hubby is dressing the kiddies for [Gm] school.
It's hard [E] to tell them apart [G] today.
Hey, hey, [B] since the Prince of Wales in [E] ladies' dresses was seen.
[A] What does he intend to be, [F] the king or the queen?
[Gm] Why, grandmother buys those tailor-made clothes, [G] grandfather tries [E] to smell like a [D] rose.
Those masculine women and [G] feminine men. _ _
_ [C] _ _ _ _ [G] _ _ [E] _
_ [D] _ _ [A] _ _ [G] _ _ _