Chords for Matt Hawk "The Rooster Song" original

Hey everybody, Matt Hawk here.
Okay, well I've been requested to sing this song.
It's called the rooster song
It follows me around everywhere thought I would share it part of this song was from a gentleman
I had heard
Sing it years ago when I used to jam out with him in a band and he had heard it when he was a little
Kid so only part of it is from there and it just dates way back apparently
But I couldn't remember all the verses so I've made up some of my own sitting around
You know hanging around with friends and then kind of spilling some stuff here and there
So this is called the rooster song and it goes like this.
Hope you enjoy it
Please feel free to make your animal sounds and hold your laughter as much as possible
_ _ Well, _ I had this chicken
She didn't want to [D] lay no eggs.
I
Had this chicken
She didn't want [G] to lay no eggs
But one day that rooster
Chicken out behind [D] the barn _
That day the rooster took my chicken [G] out behind the barn
Now I've [C] got eggs
[G] Yes, I've got eggs
The day [D] that rooster took my chicken out behind [G] the barn
The [C] _ _ [G] day _ _ _ [D] the rooster took my chicken out behind [G] the barn
And I had this dog, she [D] didn't want to have any puppies.
I had this dog, she didn't want to [G] have any puppies.
But one day that rooster took my dog out [D] behind the barn.
That day that rooster took my dog out [G] behind the barn.
[C] Now I've got bird dogs, [G] yes I've got bird dogs.
The day that rooster took [D] my dog out [G] behind the barn.
Yes I've [C] got bird dogs, [G] yes I've got bird dogs.
The day that rooster [C] took my dog [D] out behind [G] the barn.
And I've got this cow, she [D] didn't want to squeeze any milk.
_ I have this cow, she [G] didn't want to squeeze any milk.
But one day that rooster took my [D] cow out behind the barn.
That day that rooster took my cow out [G] behind the barn.
[C] Now I've got eggnog, yes [G] I've got eggnog.
The day that rooster took my [D] cow out [G] behind the barn.
Yes, I got [C] eggnog, yes I got eggnog, the [D] day that rooster, [C] he said [D] like an hour behind [G] the barn.
_ _ _ Now these last verses are a little bit _ crazier.
Alright, two stories, two stories, somewhat.
Well I knew [G] this stripper, she worked [D] at P.T.'s. Hi Bobby!
I knew this stripper, she worked [G] at P.T.'s.
But one day that rooster, he took the [D] stripper out behind the barn.
That day that rooster, he took the [A] stripper out [G] behind the barn.
Now I've got chicken [C] strips, yes [G] I've got chicken strips.
The [D] day that rooster, he took the stripper out [G] behind the barn.
Yes, [C] I've got chicken strips, yes [G] I've got chicken strips.
The [D] day that rooster, he took the stripper out behind [G] the barn.
And I knew this waitress, she [D] didn't want to serve any drinks.
Oh, you're so drunk.
I knew this waitress, she didn't want [G] to serve any drinks.
But one day that rooster, he took [D] the waitress out behind the barn.
_ That day that rooster, he took the waitress out [G] behind the barn.
_ [C] Now I've got cocktails, [G] yes I've got cocktails.
The day [D] that rooster, he took [D] the waitress out [G] behind the barn.
[C] Yes, I've got cocktails, [D] yes I've got cocktails.
[G] The day that rooster, he [D] took the waitress [G] out behind the barn.
Last verse like this.
I have this aunt, [G] her [D] name is Tia Tere.
I know mijo, not me.
I have this aunt, her name [G] is Tia Tere.
_ But one day that rooster, followed Tere [D] out behind the barn.
I know you're thinking.
That day that rooster, followed Tere out [G] behind the barn.
What do you think we had?
[C] We had fried [G] rooster, [C]
we had fried rooster.
The day [D] that rooster, he [C] followed Tere out behind the barn.
We had fried rooster, we had fried rooster.
The day [D] that rooster, [D] followed Tere out behind [G] the barn.
_ [C] In [D] Lytle, Texas, USA.
Yee [B] haw!
Oh and I popped the string right at it.